Chapter 4: Food Frenzy
I thank God I didn't need to see that spoiled brat for any other class. Ron
kept apologizing although I had forgiven him a million times.
As the four of us headed back to our common room I bursted out, "I'm going to get my revenge on that son of a bitch! How dare he-"
"Justine calm down. Snape's office is a few near here. He'll be looking for a reason to know points-" Harry said in a soothing voice.
"Fine," I snapped still livided.
As we walked down a corridor someone grabbed my upper arm and pulled me away from everyone else. I fell to the ground caught by surprise. I quickly jumped up. There facing me stood Malfoy.
An idea hit me as the others ran to help me up.
"I'm fine. Err.could you leave us alone for a second."
"No-" Ron began.
I glared at him and he left with the others.
I turned back to Draco blinking like crazy, like some prissy girl, and giggled airily.
"What the- Are you alright Justine?" Draco said giving me a look of fear-no- more like pure terror.
"Of course I am Drakie," I said as sweetly as I could manage. I smiled at him and began to play with my hair.
This was soo fucked up. Thinking like Pansy makes me want to barf.
~Draco's POV~ I choked. I didn't want her flattering me. She was acting like Pansy. It was kind of frightening.
Then I noticed, every time Justine even looked at me her hands would clench into a tight fist,
So I gave her a piece of my mind.
"So you finally see the greatness of me. After all I am God's greatest gift to women. Not that you're one."
"Oh, Draco you're soo funny. You're soo-"
I couldn't take it anymore. I went up to her and kissed her on the lips as she opened her lips. She couldn't say another word. When I let go it was obvious she was dying to hit me, her magic was holding her back though. So instead she started yelling at me and I nearly went deaf.
"DRACO YOU BASTARD! I'M GOING TO GET YOU! YOU JUST WAIT!"
~Justine's POV~ As I was yelling.
"Miss Fong! What are you yelling about?!"
I turned and saw Snape walking toward us.
"Ten points from Gryffindor. Follow me," he snapped.
"Ciao darling," ferret boy said winking at me.
"My dear God I've gone blind," I mumbled under my breath wanting to make sure Snape didn't hear.
"What was that Miss. Fong?"
"Nothing, stupid old geyser."
He steered me into his freezing cold office. Well I'd rather get busted by Snape than have to serve Malfoy a minute longer.
"Miss. Fong, you shouldn't be hanging around Draco like that," he sighed.
I hung my head and said, "I have to not that I really want to. But I promised him-"
"Well you'll have to break that promise."
"I can't I'm a fairy."
"I know that already. You'll have to find a way to break the charm."
"Fine"
"You may go."
So I left. I slumped back to Gryffindor tower. I met up with the others in the corridor. I looked around wanting to make sure Malfoy wasn't following us.
"What are you doing?" Ron asked.
"Making sure a particular bastard isn't following us," I said, "I don't know why but it's like he's always sneaking up on me when I least expect it."
"You mean like now?" an icy voice hissed into my ear.
I turned my head to face him.
"Been looking out for me have you?"
The other three left us alone.
"What do you want?" I asked eyeing him with pure hatred.
"You look hot when you're mad," he commented.
"Well you always look horrid," I snapped.
"You're a feisty girl aren't you?"
"Oh did you just figure that out or did your mommy help you?" I sneered, "Now let me make this into a language you can understand. What.do.you.want? Will.you.leave.me.ALONE!
Malfoy did this ridiculous pose as if have in the words transfer through his thick skull.
"I knew you were a slow thinker but this is just sad," I said.
"I got it. I want you to squeeze out some lemonade by hand. I decided you needed a female touch."
"They have house elves for a reason."
"Yes but this makes it soo more much complex."
"I thought you figured out I'm not prissy. Female touch? You're looking at the wrong person."
"Then you'll have to learn. You'll have to make enough for Crabbe, Goyle, John-"
"In other words everyone in the snake room."
"No I'm not that evil-"
"Since when?"
And I began to wake away.
"Fong!"
"What?!"
"I forgot."
He took me in his arms and I tried to push him away. I opened my mouth to start yelling again but my lips got caught in him mouth. The harder I pushed away the deeper he made the kiss. Then I tasted blood. He let go of me and my lip was bleeding. I wiped the blood away.
"Get away from me you bastard!"
And with that I ran all the way back to Gryffindor tower. How sickening! Once I entered I was bolted with questions from the others. But I ran past them and washed my pace and mouth viciously.
Hermionie stood there watching me.
"What happened?" she asked.
"Stupid bastard kissed me. Now I've got bits of Slytrin in my mouth. I think I'm about to regurgitate."
"He what?!"
I ignored her question. When I finished I came back into the common room.
"What did ferret boy want?" Ron asked.
"I have to cook for them again," I groaned.
Fred and George bounced over.
"You get to cook for them again?!" Fred said literally bouncing up and down.
"Yeah, why are you soo excited?" I asked.
"Think Justine, you've got twelve O.W.L.s, you're smart," George exclaimed.
"I really don't follow."
"Who do you think you're talking to right now?" Fred said sounding half flabbergasted.
"A pair of twins that are confusing me."
"What's our jobs when we get out of Hogwarts?"
"Joke shop owners.do you mean to say you've got some type of potion trick thing?"
"Exactly"
*A few minutes later
"I can't wait to get back at that pervert for sticking his tongue in my mouth," I exclaimed laughing.
"He did what?!" all the guys exclaimed.
"Never mind, hurry up and go! I can't wait!"
The next morning I actually jumped out of bed I was soo hyper. I ran and shook Hermionie awake.
"Justine-"
"It's 7:25 every one's already down at the great hall. Let's go!"
As we made our way down to the great hall the Weasleys crowded around me.
"Gosh it's like Christmas came two months early!" Fred or George exclaimed.
"I'm trembling in excitement," I exclaimed.
"This is going to be great!" Ron exclaimed.
When everyone was in the hall Fred whispered, "ten seconds to go."
Everyone in Gryffindor already knew the plan. Some people over heard us in the common room and they told their friends.
All of the Slythrins had made a toast to Draco a while ago and all of them were drinking the juice merrily.
"NOW!"
With a big bang the snake group began to change into the opposite sex. Or not really. The guys just got really long hair and girly hairstyles and make up on. The girls had hair an inch short or worse they were bald.
Fred and George jumped onto their chairs and roared out to the crowd, "Gays and lesbians parade coming through. Make way, make way for the gay parade!"
Everyone except the Slythrins were laughing. Some Slythrins were raging mad while others ran from the table. Everyone in the hall fell silent as Malfoy stood up and walked toward me.
I'm dead. I'm soo dead. Well here it comes.
I looked up at him with a look of innocence plastered on my face.
"What happened Malfoy? Why do you look so girly? Not even I go that far and I am a female."
He glared at me. He placed his head next to mine and hissed, "how clever, yet soo pathetic."
"Is that it? Oh is this the part where I'm suppose to shrivel up like burned aluminum and die?" I asked mockingly.
"I'm afraid it's not that easy."
I shivered ever s slightly. He noticed, giving me a kiss on the cheek he slipped away.
"Oh bloody hell, I really am going to be sick!"
I poured water on my napkin and rubbed my face viciously.
"Honestly, having a gay Slythrin kiss me. Now I really am going to die," I exclaimed.
Everyone bursted out laughing again.
As the four of us headed back to our common room I bursted out, "I'm going to get my revenge on that son of a bitch! How dare he-"
"Justine calm down. Snape's office is a few near here. He'll be looking for a reason to know points-" Harry said in a soothing voice.
"Fine," I snapped still livided.
As we walked down a corridor someone grabbed my upper arm and pulled me away from everyone else. I fell to the ground caught by surprise. I quickly jumped up. There facing me stood Malfoy.
An idea hit me as the others ran to help me up.
"I'm fine. Err.could you leave us alone for a second."
"No-" Ron began.
I glared at him and he left with the others.
I turned back to Draco blinking like crazy, like some prissy girl, and giggled airily.
"What the- Are you alright Justine?" Draco said giving me a look of fear-no- more like pure terror.
"Of course I am Drakie," I said as sweetly as I could manage. I smiled at him and began to play with my hair.
This was soo fucked up. Thinking like Pansy makes me want to barf.
~Draco's POV~ I choked. I didn't want her flattering me. She was acting like Pansy. It was kind of frightening.
Then I noticed, every time Justine even looked at me her hands would clench into a tight fist,
So I gave her a piece of my mind.
"So you finally see the greatness of me. After all I am God's greatest gift to women. Not that you're one."
"Oh, Draco you're soo funny. You're soo-"
I couldn't take it anymore. I went up to her and kissed her on the lips as she opened her lips. She couldn't say another word. When I let go it was obvious she was dying to hit me, her magic was holding her back though. So instead she started yelling at me and I nearly went deaf.
"DRACO YOU BASTARD! I'M GOING TO GET YOU! YOU JUST WAIT!"
~Justine's POV~ As I was yelling.
"Miss Fong! What are you yelling about?!"
I turned and saw Snape walking toward us.
"Ten points from Gryffindor. Follow me," he snapped.
"Ciao darling," ferret boy said winking at me.
"My dear God I've gone blind," I mumbled under my breath wanting to make sure Snape didn't hear.
"What was that Miss. Fong?"
"Nothing, stupid old geyser."
He steered me into his freezing cold office. Well I'd rather get busted by Snape than have to serve Malfoy a minute longer.
"Miss. Fong, you shouldn't be hanging around Draco like that," he sighed.
I hung my head and said, "I have to not that I really want to. But I promised him-"
"Well you'll have to break that promise."
"I can't I'm a fairy."
"I know that already. You'll have to find a way to break the charm."
"Fine"
"You may go."
So I left. I slumped back to Gryffindor tower. I met up with the others in the corridor. I looked around wanting to make sure Malfoy wasn't following us.
"What are you doing?" Ron asked.
"Making sure a particular bastard isn't following us," I said, "I don't know why but it's like he's always sneaking up on me when I least expect it."
"You mean like now?" an icy voice hissed into my ear.
I turned my head to face him.
"Been looking out for me have you?"
The other three left us alone.
"What do you want?" I asked eyeing him with pure hatred.
"You look hot when you're mad," he commented.
"Well you always look horrid," I snapped.
"You're a feisty girl aren't you?"
"Oh did you just figure that out or did your mommy help you?" I sneered, "Now let me make this into a language you can understand. What.do.you.want? Will.you.leave.me.ALONE!
Malfoy did this ridiculous pose as if have in the words transfer through his thick skull.
"I knew you were a slow thinker but this is just sad," I said.
"I got it. I want you to squeeze out some lemonade by hand. I decided you needed a female touch."
"They have house elves for a reason."
"Yes but this makes it soo more much complex."
"I thought you figured out I'm not prissy. Female touch? You're looking at the wrong person."
"Then you'll have to learn. You'll have to make enough for Crabbe, Goyle, John-"
"In other words everyone in the snake room."
"No I'm not that evil-"
"Since when?"
And I began to wake away.
"Fong!"
"What?!"
"I forgot."
He took me in his arms and I tried to push him away. I opened my mouth to start yelling again but my lips got caught in him mouth. The harder I pushed away the deeper he made the kiss. Then I tasted blood. He let go of me and my lip was bleeding. I wiped the blood away.
"Get away from me you bastard!"
And with that I ran all the way back to Gryffindor tower. How sickening! Once I entered I was bolted with questions from the others. But I ran past them and washed my pace and mouth viciously.
Hermionie stood there watching me.
"What happened?" she asked.
"Stupid bastard kissed me. Now I've got bits of Slytrin in my mouth. I think I'm about to regurgitate."
"He what?!"
I ignored her question. When I finished I came back into the common room.
"What did ferret boy want?" Ron asked.
"I have to cook for them again," I groaned.
Fred and George bounced over.
"You get to cook for them again?!" Fred said literally bouncing up and down.
"Yeah, why are you soo excited?" I asked.
"Think Justine, you've got twelve O.W.L.s, you're smart," George exclaimed.
"I really don't follow."
"Who do you think you're talking to right now?" Fred said sounding half flabbergasted.
"A pair of twins that are confusing me."
"What's our jobs when we get out of Hogwarts?"
"Joke shop owners.do you mean to say you've got some type of potion trick thing?"
"Exactly"
*A few minutes later
"I can't wait to get back at that pervert for sticking his tongue in my mouth," I exclaimed laughing.
"He did what?!" all the guys exclaimed.
"Never mind, hurry up and go! I can't wait!"
The next morning I actually jumped out of bed I was soo hyper. I ran and shook Hermionie awake.
"Justine-"
"It's 7:25 every one's already down at the great hall. Let's go!"
As we made our way down to the great hall the Weasleys crowded around me.
"Gosh it's like Christmas came two months early!" Fred or George exclaimed.
"I'm trembling in excitement," I exclaimed.
"This is going to be great!" Ron exclaimed.
When everyone was in the hall Fred whispered, "ten seconds to go."
Everyone in Gryffindor already knew the plan. Some people over heard us in the common room and they told their friends.
All of the Slythrins had made a toast to Draco a while ago and all of them were drinking the juice merrily.
"NOW!"
With a big bang the snake group began to change into the opposite sex. Or not really. The guys just got really long hair and girly hairstyles and make up on. The girls had hair an inch short or worse they were bald.
Fred and George jumped onto their chairs and roared out to the crowd, "Gays and lesbians parade coming through. Make way, make way for the gay parade!"
Everyone except the Slythrins were laughing. Some Slythrins were raging mad while others ran from the table. Everyone in the hall fell silent as Malfoy stood up and walked toward me.
I'm dead. I'm soo dead. Well here it comes.
I looked up at him with a look of innocence plastered on my face.
"What happened Malfoy? Why do you look so girly? Not even I go that far and I am a female."
He glared at me. He placed his head next to mine and hissed, "how clever, yet soo pathetic."
"Is that it? Oh is this the part where I'm suppose to shrivel up like burned aluminum and die?" I asked mockingly.
"I'm afraid it's not that easy."
I shivered ever s slightly. He noticed, giving me a kiss on the cheek he slipped away.
"Oh bloody hell, I really am going to be sick!"
I poured water on my napkin and rubbed my face viciously.
"Honestly, having a gay Slythrin kiss me. Now I really am going to die," I exclaimed.
Everyone bursted out laughing again.
