Chapter Seven: Of Transfer Students and A Plot of Worldly Conquer.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything Harry Potter, Dragon Lance, or Star Bucks coffee shops. Please don't sue me. I am too young to be sued, and in ten years, when I am old enough to be sued, it will be too late as I will rule the world and make all the laws!!!
Let me start off by giving you the background check I had done on our two lovely new transfer students, Raven Redwing and Rekka Doyle. Two seemingly innocent fifth year students from the American School of Witchcraft and Wizardry; both achieve amazingly high marks with relative ease. Both are seen as the stereotypical "smart A+ over-achievers". Yet here, the normality ends. Redwing is a scatterbrain, and only passes any of her classes because she is paired with Doyle. Now this isn't overly strange, all things considered. Doyle, on the other hand, is a devious, cunning, slick little serpent. Her grades and class genius are only surmounted by her pride and conniving will to dominate. To this end, she is very well off. The summer before she and Raven transferred to Hogwarts, Rekka was vacationing in Australia. Now you're probably wondering why on Earth I made mention of this fact of seemingly little portent. It just so happens that our cunning little snake built herself an army during that vacation. Now I am sure you have heard of the infamous Remwefavson tribe. The Ravenous Machete-Wielding Flying Albino Vampyre Squirrels of the North led by none other than Star Buck Blacktooth himself. It just so happens that Star Buck Blacktooth was Doyle's very first four-foot tall mutant flying squirrel warrior. All the rest of the tribe was created by carefully planned reproductive activities between Star Buck and several dozen female mutant flying squirrels. Quickly an army was breed. Now I bet you're wondering why Rekka named her first warrior Star Buck Blacktooth. It was because of a very unfortunate habit he possessed. Unless in battle or training, Star Buck was to be found at the nearest Star Bucks coffee shop. He drank so much black coffee that his teeth turned permanently black. Thus Doyle gave him a fitting name as a reminder. Meanwhile, Blacktooth became so well versed with the machete and drinking of blood that he became the very first Ravenous Machete-Wielding Flying Albino Vampyre Squirrel of the North warrior to serve the Lady Doyle. I told you Rekka Doyle was weird. She also has a thing for identical twins. So Fred and George Weasley were a delight to her. Rekka and Raven were walking down an empty hall after dinner one night, when they heard a tapping at one of the windows. Redwing, at a silent command from Doyle, opened the window and let a four-foot tall, white flying squirrel in. "My Lady Doyle," bowed the squirrel to Rekka. She nodded. "Blacktooth." The squirrel grinned a toothy, black sneer. "Now Blacktooth, listen well." She muttered urgently, so that they were done before someone came down the hall, or the ten o'clock curfew hit. "I think Hogwarts will make a very good base of operations, but we can't take it over just yet. There is the current Dark Lord to contend with. Lord Voldemort will be eliminated before we take Hogwarts. You and your troops are to find shelter in some rocky crag and continue your training. Remember you have to be able to out wit their magic. The Deatheaters of Lord Voldemort are very powerful in magic, so make sure your troops intensify their magical defense and attack training." Black tooth nodded. "As you will, Lady Doyle." "Oh and Star Buck." Rekka added as he began to turn to leave. "I want you to infiltrate his Deatheater followers. Become one of them, gain their trust, and learn all you can from them. I want Voldemort's head in my lap." Bloody lust entered the squirrel's red-pink eyes. "Yes, my lady." He bowed humbly and leapt out the window. Redwing, who had been talking adamantly to the wall the whole time, closed the window. "Raven," hissed Rekka as the lock snicked. "Someone is coming act normal." "What's normal?" "Just start talking to the wall again." "Oh alright." Raven turned to the wall and took up where she had left off. "So I just had the most wonderful dinner down at the Great Hall. I don't suppose you've ever made it that far. --- No? Well it is really cool. The ceiling changes with what is going on in the sky outside above the school. --- Yes that is very powerful magic. -" Rekka shook her head and turned to face the new comer. Two of them, I think. She mused, listening to the footsteps nearing the corner of the hall. Soon Fred and George took the corner and came face to face with the imperious Doyle. "Ah, why hello there, Rekka." Cued Fred. "Yes, how are you this lovely evening, dear blonde-haired one." Took up George. "Well what do you two want?" demanded the slightly irritated blonde Gryffindor, but it was the cute Weasley twins, so she couldn't really be angry with them. "Well you know, Hogwarts is really very big. I bet if you could just get loose a bit, you would be able to see wonders you've only imagined." Raven continued in the background. The twins eyed the Ravenclaw a moment, and then, in unison, turned back to the center of their own little plot. "Well we just wanted to see if you needed anything." "Help with homework." "Extra food from the kitchen." "A trip to Hogsmead." "Anything else you can think of too really." The two twins seemed as if reading from a script. Rekka smiled slightly, and put on her helpless innocent mask. "Well I am a little thirst." She muttered with seeming shyness. "Well then follow me." Fred commandeered his fellow Gryffindor and led her to the kitchens. George smirked after them. "So," he muttered. "Soon we put out little plan into effect." He returned to the Gryffindor common room as a wide grin spread across his freckled face. Meanwhile, Raven still stood facing the wall. "Well I would love to go out with you for coffee sometime, but see Rekka doesn't like Star Bucks so we can't go there. --- Oh good you don't either. --- What happened? Well that squirrel that just was here a minute ago has a nasty habit of spending way too much time at Star Bucks coffee shops."
Disclaimer: I don't own anything Harry Potter, Dragon Lance, or Star Bucks coffee shops. Please don't sue me. I am too young to be sued, and in ten years, when I am old enough to be sued, it will be too late as I will rule the world and make all the laws!!!
Let me start off by giving you the background check I had done on our two lovely new transfer students, Raven Redwing and Rekka Doyle. Two seemingly innocent fifth year students from the American School of Witchcraft and Wizardry; both achieve amazingly high marks with relative ease. Both are seen as the stereotypical "smart A+ over-achievers". Yet here, the normality ends. Redwing is a scatterbrain, and only passes any of her classes because she is paired with Doyle. Now this isn't overly strange, all things considered. Doyle, on the other hand, is a devious, cunning, slick little serpent. Her grades and class genius are only surmounted by her pride and conniving will to dominate. To this end, she is very well off. The summer before she and Raven transferred to Hogwarts, Rekka was vacationing in Australia. Now you're probably wondering why on Earth I made mention of this fact of seemingly little portent. It just so happens that our cunning little snake built herself an army during that vacation. Now I am sure you have heard of the infamous Remwefavson tribe. The Ravenous Machete-Wielding Flying Albino Vampyre Squirrels of the North led by none other than Star Buck Blacktooth himself. It just so happens that Star Buck Blacktooth was Doyle's very first four-foot tall mutant flying squirrel warrior. All the rest of the tribe was created by carefully planned reproductive activities between Star Buck and several dozen female mutant flying squirrels. Quickly an army was breed. Now I bet you're wondering why Rekka named her first warrior Star Buck Blacktooth. It was because of a very unfortunate habit he possessed. Unless in battle or training, Star Buck was to be found at the nearest Star Bucks coffee shop. He drank so much black coffee that his teeth turned permanently black. Thus Doyle gave him a fitting name as a reminder. Meanwhile, Blacktooth became so well versed with the machete and drinking of blood that he became the very first Ravenous Machete-Wielding Flying Albino Vampyre Squirrel of the North warrior to serve the Lady Doyle. I told you Rekka Doyle was weird. She also has a thing for identical twins. So Fred and George Weasley were a delight to her. Rekka and Raven were walking down an empty hall after dinner one night, when they heard a tapping at one of the windows. Redwing, at a silent command from Doyle, opened the window and let a four-foot tall, white flying squirrel in. "My Lady Doyle," bowed the squirrel to Rekka. She nodded. "Blacktooth." The squirrel grinned a toothy, black sneer. "Now Blacktooth, listen well." She muttered urgently, so that they were done before someone came down the hall, or the ten o'clock curfew hit. "I think Hogwarts will make a very good base of operations, but we can't take it over just yet. There is the current Dark Lord to contend with. Lord Voldemort will be eliminated before we take Hogwarts. You and your troops are to find shelter in some rocky crag and continue your training. Remember you have to be able to out wit their magic. The Deatheaters of Lord Voldemort are very powerful in magic, so make sure your troops intensify their magical defense and attack training." Black tooth nodded. "As you will, Lady Doyle." "Oh and Star Buck." Rekka added as he began to turn to leave. "I want you to infiltrate his Deatheater followers. Become one of them, gain their trust, and learn all you can from them. I want Voldemort's head in my lap." Bloody lust entered the squirrel's red-pink eyes. "Yes, my lady." He bowed humbly and leapt out the window. Redwing, who had been talking adamantly to the wall the whole time, closed the window. "Raven," hissed Rekka as the lock snicked. "Someone is coming act normal." "What's normal?" "Just start talking to the wall again." "Oh alright." Raven turned to the wall and took up where she had left off. "So I just had the most wonderful dinner down at the Great Hall. I don't suppose you've ever made it that far. --- No? Well it is really cool. The ceiling changes with what is going on in the sky outside above the school. --- Yes that is very powerful magic. -" Rekka shook her head and turned to face the new comer. Two of them, I think. She mused, listening to the footsteps nearing the corner of the hall. Soon Fred and George took the corner and came face to face with the imperious Doyle. "Ah, why hello there, Rekka." Cued Fred. "Yes, how are you this lovely evening, dear blonde-haired one." Took up George. "Well what do you two want?" demanded the slightly irritated blonde Gryffindor, but it was the cute Weasley twins, so she couldn't really be angry with them. "Well you know, Hogwarts is really very big. I bet if you could just get loose a bit, you would be able to see wonders you've only imagined." Raven continued in the background. The twins eyed the Ravenclaw a moment, and then, in unison, turned back to the center of their own little plot. "Well we just wanted to see if you needed anything." "Help with homework." "Extra food from the kitchen." "A trip to Hogsmead." "Anything else you can think of too really." The two twins seemed as if reading from a script. Rekka smiled slightly, and put on her helpless innocent mask. "Well I am a little thirst." She muttered with seeming shyness. "Well then follow me." Fred commandeered his fellow Gryffindor and led her to the kitchens. George smirked after them. "So," he muttered. "Soon we put out little plan into effect." He returned to the Gryffindor common room as a wide grin spread across his freckled face. Meanwhile, Raven still stood facing the wall. "Well I would love to go out with you for coffee sometime, but see Rekka doesn't like Star Bucks so we can't go there. --- Oh good you don't either. --- What happened? Well that squirrel that just was here a minute ago has a nasty habit of spending way too much time at Star Bucks coffee shops."
