Dean: I am over Boston, Massachusetts! We are going to do. well a race across US and Canada here. NO FLAMES allowed! This is my first competition on FF.N!

Dean: Let's look at Chet Ubetcha with Fairly Odd Parents people!

Chet: Well, nobody made it through!

Dean: Bummer. Daria Morgandorfer, with Daria.

Daria: One person made it through.

Mr. DeMartino: Hello, nice to see you again eye bulges DEAN!

Dean: Ohno.

Daria: He's all yours.

Dean: Uh Thanks, Daria.

And Now Tuck, with My Life as a teenage robot.

Tuck: Jenny and Brad made it!

Jenny: Nice to see you again, Dean.

Brad: Ah, Jenny? Who is this kid?

Dean: Likewise Jenny. Brad, your friend was on plenty of Survivors and races and tournaments. (Lilpenpal's note: This is my second race. Nobody mentioned yet was in my first. Except Daria, who came in fourteenth/eighteenth on the leg she was eliminated. XJ9 came in sixth in my first race.) Dean: Now Bender with Futurama.

Bender: Fry is coming! Wait. Leela!? Do you want to come too? No? Okay!

Dean: Ok. No big deal, Leela. Come next time.

Now Gary Oak with Pokemon.

Gary: Hey it's the little twerp!

Dean: Who made it Gary, before I make you a sandwich? Literally.

Gary: You couldn't make your way out of a paper bag, you little Wurmplewuss! Anyway, Brendon, May, and Ashy made it.

Dean: Good luck to them.

Now Bulma with DBZ!

Bulma: Roshi, oddly wants to. Yamcha, last year's winner wants to, and mind if Pan tries?

Dean: Not at all!

Now TK with Digimon!

TK: Jeri! Come on down! Matt! Come on down!

Patrick with Sea characters!

Patrick: SpongeBob is going. Uh Aldo the Alligator! Uh Nemo! Mr. KRABS!?

Daisy with Mario!

Daisy: It's Luigi, Mario, Peach and Yoshi!

Dean: Welcome Mario and family!

Yoshi notices a familiar face and jumps into her arms.

Jenny! It's nice to see you again too Yoshi!

Sonic: We are here!

Shadow: Tails and I and the stupid nerd are here.

Pheobe: Helga and Arnold and Gerald have arrived.

Jenny: Hi Arnold.

Yoshi: Yosh!

Last but not least:

Homer: I'm steppin' down FIRST!

Goten: No WAY!

Homer: Move ya little runt!

Goten: Who are you callin' a runt?

Homer: Are you deaf? You!

Jenny, Yoshi, Mario, Nemo, Sonic: Hi Goten! (Then grimly) hi homer.

Yusuke: Good Gawd, Look where you drive! You gaysom!

Ranma: Shut up! ( a splashing can be heard, and Ranma is now female.)

Dean: All 30 contestants race, today (l8er days!) Later today, because I have a pool party 2 go 2.