Andi: Okay, someone has an e-mail waiting to be sent!
Emilie: If that's all you are going to say, we'll start the second part of-
Jim: The disclaimer!
Emilie: Oh, yeah.
Andi: We own nothing except ourselves. And the e-mails. Okay, here it is.
Numbah 4: *scared* Will...will ah have to kiss her?
Andi: *grins* Most probably.

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To: Numbah5@KND.com
From: Footloosefreak@crazyffwriters.com

Numbah 5,
How to you put up with Numbahs 4, 2, and sometimes 1's idiocy? It most definitely seems intolerable.

Jessi

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To: footloosefreak@crazyffwriters.com
From: numbah5@KND.com

It is, sometimes intolerable. But...Numbah 5 can live with it...especially 1's...

Did I just say that????

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To: numbah4@KND.com, numbah3@KND.com
From: theultimateshanfan@crazyffwriters.com
BCC: andigoth@crazyffwriters.com, emilieisstrange@crazyffwriters.com, juveniledelinquent@crazyffwriters.com, insanelollie@crazyffwriters.com

The DCFDTL say come to their headquarters in a week, kiss 3 in front of them and THEN they'll let me go. Pls, pls do it!!!!!! (And they add, in a suggestive tone, that you should practice.)

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To: theultimateshanfan@crazyffwriters.com
From: numbah4@KND.com

I WILL NOT DO THAT! And how did you get hold of a computer???
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From: insanelollie@crazyffwriters.com
To: andigoth@crazyffwriters.com

I think 4's heard from Darren...
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To: numbah4@KND.com
From: numbah3@KND.com

I will do it!

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(At this point, Numbah 4 opened his e-mail account, saw Numbah 3's message, and promptly fainted.)

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To: emilieisstrange@crazyffwriters.com
From: numbah1@KND.com

Is there any known way to revive 4? He has been lying still with a happy, dazed expression for five hours straight.

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To: numbah1@KND.com
From: emilieisstrange@crazyffwriters.com

HE HAS?????? Check his e-mail.

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To: theultimateshanfan@crazyffwriters.com
From: insanelollie@crazyffwriters.com

Actually, 4 has a point. How did you get hold of a computer?

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To: insanelollie@crazyffwriters.com, numbah4@KND.com
From: theultimateshanfan@crazyffwriters.com

The delightfuls are keeping me hostage in a free-of-charge Internet cafe. Kinda dumb of them...

And they demand that you agree to do it, 4.

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To: theultimateshanfan@crazyffwriters.com
From: numbah4@KND.com

OK, OK, I will. I just woke up and Numbah 5 told me what had happened...I'm dying here...

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To: numbah1@KND.com
From: numbah5@KND.com

Did you see the look on 4's FACE??? OMG...

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To: numbah5@KND.com
From: numbah1@KND.com

Did I?! It was hilarious. And why are you using e-mail? We see each other every day.

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To: numbah1, numbah2, numbah3, numbah4, numbah5 @KND.com
From: andigoth@crazyffwriters.com

We've decided to hold a sleepover, and you're invited. Tomorrow, 5:30 pm. And...I have a message from Darren, who realized that there was a phone in the cafe's kitchen. He says that the DCFDTL demand that 3 and 4 practice at least once a day. *laughs hysterically* I'm serious!

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OK, so much for now...