Andi: Okay, someone has an e-mail waiting to be sent!
Emilie: If that's all you are going to say, we'll start the second part of-
Jim: The disclaimer!
Emilie: Oh, yeah.
Andi: We own nothing except ourselves. And the e-mails. Okay, here it is.
Numbah 4: *scared* Will...will ah have to kiss her?
Andi: *grins* Most probably.
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To: Numbah5@KND.com
From: Footloosefreak@crazyffwriters.com
Numbah 5,
How to you put up with Numbahs 4, 2, and sometimes 1's idiocy? It most definitely seems intolerable.
Jessi
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To: footloosefreak@crazyffwriters.com
From: numbah5@KND.com
It is, sometimes intolerable. But...Numbah 5 can live with it...especially 1's...
Did I just say that????
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To: numbah4@KND.com, numbah3@KND.com
From: theultimateshanfan@crazyffwriters.com
BCC: andigoth@crazyffwriters.com, emilieisstrange@crazyffwriters.com, juveniledelinquent@crazyffwriters.com, insanelollie@crazyffwriters.com
The DCFDTL say come to their headquarters in a week, kiss 3 in front of them and THEN they'll let me go. Pls, pls do it!!!!!! (And they add, in a suggestive tone, that you should practice.)
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To: theultimateshanfan@crazyffwriters.com
From: numbah4@KND.com
I WILL NOT DO THAT! And how did you get hold of a computer???
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From: insanelollie@crazyffwriters.com
To: andigoth@crazyffwriters.com
I think 4's heard from Darren...
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To: numbah4@KND.com
From: numbah3@KND.com
I will do it!
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(At this point, Numbah 4 opened his e-mail account, saw Numbah 3's message, and promptly fainted.)
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To: emilieisstrange@crazyffwriters.com
From: numbah1@KND.com
Is there any known way to revive 4? He has been lying still with a happy, dazed expression for five hours straight.
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To: numbah1@KND.com
From: emilieisstrange@crazyffwriters.com
HE HAS?????? Check his e-mail.
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To: theultimateshanfan@crazyffwriters.com
From: insanelollie@crazyffwriters.com
Actually, 4 has a point. How did you get hold of a computer?
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To: insanelollie@crazyffwriters.com, numbah4@KND.com
From: theultimateshanfan@crazyffwriters.com
The delightfuls are keeping me hostage in a free-of-charge Internet cafe. Kinda dumb of them...
And they demand that you agree to do it, 4.
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To: theultimateshanfan@crazyffwriters.com
From: numbah4@KND.com
OK, OK, I will. I just woke up and Numbah 5 told me what had happened...I'm dying here...
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To: numbah1@KND.com
From: numbah5@KND.com
Did you see the look on 4's FACE??? OMG...
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To: numbah5@KND.com
From: numbah1@KND.com
Did I?! It was hilarious. And why are you using e-mail? We see each other every day.
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To: numbah1, numbah2, numbah3, numbah4, numbah5 @KND.com
From: andigoth@crazyffwriters.com
We've decided to hold a sleepover, and you're invited. Tomorrow, 5:30 pm. And...I have a message from Darren, who realized that there was a phone in the cafe's kitchen. He says that the DCFDTL demand that 3 and 4 practice at least once a day. *laughs hysterically* I'm serious!
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OK, so much for now...
Emilie: If that's all you are going to say, we'll start the second part of-
Jim: The disclaimer!
Emilie: Oh, yeah.
Andi: We own nothing except ourselves. And the e-mails. Okay, here it is.
Numbah 4: *scared* Will...will ah have to kiss her?
Andi: *grins* Most probably.
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To: Numbah5@KND.com
From: Footloosefreak@crazyffwriters.com
Numbah 5,
How to you put up with Numbahs 4, 2, and sometimes 1's idiocy? It most definitely seems intolerable.
Jessi
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To: footloosefreak@crazyffwriters.com
From: numbah5@KND.com
It is, sometimes intolerable. But...Numbah 5 can live with it...especially 1's...
Did I just say that????
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
To: numbah4@KND.com, numbah3@KND.com
From: theultimateshanfan@crazyffwriters.com
BCC: andigoth@crazyffwriters.com, emilieisstrange@crazyffwriters.com, juveniledelinquent@crazyffwriters.com, insanelollie@crazyffwriters.com
The DCFDTL say come to their headquarters in a week, kiss 3 in front of them and THEN they'll let me go. Pls, pls do it!!!!!! (And they add, in a suggestive tone, that you should practice.)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
To: theultimateshanfan@crazyffwriters.com
From: numbah4@KND.com
I WILL NOT DO THAT! And how did you get hold of a computer???
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From: insanelollie@crazyffwriters.com
To: andigoth@crazyffwriters.com
I think 4's heard from Darren...
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To: numbah4@KND.com
From: numbah3@KND.com
I will do it!
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(At this point, Numbah 4 opened his e-mail account, saw Numbah 3's message, and promptly fainted.)
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To: emilieisstrange@crazyffwriters.com
From: numbah1@KND.com
Is there any known way to revive 4? He has been lying still with a happy, dazed expression for five hours straight.
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To: numbah1@KND.com
From: emilieisstrange@crazyffwriters.com
HE HAS?????? Check his e-mail.
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To: theultimateshanfan@crazyffwriters.com
From: insanelollie@crazyffwriters.com
Actually, 4 has a point. How did you get hold of a computer?
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To: insanelollie@crazyffwriters.com, numbah4@KND.com
From: theultimateshanfan@crazyffwriters.com
The delightfuls are keeping me hostage in a free-of-charge Internet cafe. Kinda dumb of them...
And they demand that you agree to do it, 4.
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To: theultimateshanfan@crazyffwriters.com
From: numbah4@KND.com
OK, OK, I will. I just woke up and Numbah 5 told me what had happened...I'm dying here...
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To: numbah1@KND.com
From: numbah5@KND.com
Did you see the look on 4's FACE??? OMG...
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To: numbah5@KND.com
From: numbah1@KND.com
Did I?! It was hilarious. And why are you using e-mail? We see each other every day.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
To: numbah1, numbah2, numbah3, numbah4, numbah5 @KND.com
From: andigoth@crazyffwriters.com
We've decided to hold a sleepover, and you're invited. Tomorrow, 5:30 pm. And...I have a message from Darren, who realized that there was a phone in the cafe's kitchen. He says that the DCFDTL demand that 3 and 4 practice at least once a day. *laughs hysterically* I'm serious!
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OK, so much for now...
