Hey, I don't understand how you get so many ladies, because I honestly don't see what they are attracted to. I think it's that whole sob story thing you've got going for yourself, you reel in the pity and then you steal their hearts. You're a nut. And you know what, I think I'll let you keep picking up my lunch tab, it's a lot cheaper that way, for me at least. Thanks though, really. And hey, more crazy times soon alright?

-Pie

Ps. Stay away from my shoes when you're drunk, you asshole!

Pss. In fact I think you should pay me for those shoes, they were nice, I put great effort into that lift.