Andi: We're back in action...
Emilie: And we've decided to give you more. Unfortunately, 4 will not kiss 3 here. *sniffs*
Numbah 4: *sighs with relief*
Emilie: He will be doing that next chapter.
Numbah 4: O.o
Emilie: Sorry, I meant 4 will probably be kissing 3 on the mouth in the next chapter.
Numbah 4: *screams*
Lolita: We, sadly, do not own KND.
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To: andigoth@crazyffwriters.com
From: numbah1@KND.com
Sure, we'll all go.
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To: numbah4@KND.com
From: insanelollie@crazyffwriters.com
Ahem...one of the perks here is that I can mock you all I like.
NUMBAH 3 SAID SHE'D KISS YA!!!!!!! And would you kiss her?
Your brain is the size of that of Gir
You just won't admit it
You say you hate girls
People think you're a fruit
With diamonds and pearls
I think you're nutty
I think you're mad
Why won't you kiss her
It'd do you no bad
Oh, she really likes you
She'd kiss you any day
And if you don't kiss her
Darren will pay
Numbah 3 said she'd kiss you
And would you kiss her?
We all know you want to
You insane, crazy jerk.
There. A bit of poetry, if you may.
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To: insanelollie@crazyffwriters.com
From: numbah4@KND.com
WHY YOU...!!!!
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To: numbah4@KND.com
From: insanelollie@crazyffwriters.com
Well, it IS true.
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To: numbah3@KND.com, numbah4@KND.com
From: DCFDTL@evilvillains.net
You have until midnight today to kiss each other for...practice. Or we will rip a piece of Darren's anatomy off him.
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To: numbah4@KND.com
From: theultimateshanfan@crazyffwriters.com
Say you'll do it 2nite...
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(And at this point, Numbah 4 kicked the computer angrily, yelling, "AH WILL, AH WILL! WILL EVRYBODY STOP ASKIN' MEH!!!" and short-circuiting the CPU.)
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~* At the slumber party *~
Andi: This hasn't turned out well at all.
Jim: Especially because the power got cut off...
Numbah 3: I know! We'll use candles instead! *rummages in a drawer for matches and candles, and find twenty or so and lights them*
Lolita: I guess that's better.
Andi: Sooo....what will we do now?
Numbah 3: Well, Numbah 4 and Numbah 1 still haven't turned up yet.
*loud shouts come from hallway behind the door*
Numbah 1: (from hallway) YOU WILL!
Numbah 4: AH WON'T!
Numbah 1: YOU WILL!
*Numbah 3 flings door open* Numbah 3: Hello!
*Numbah 1 and Numbah 4 glare at each other and go inside*
Jim: *looking animatedly at clock* Guys, it's 11:45...
Numbah 4: ...
*Everyone looks at 3 and 4*
Andi: Okay, the Delightfuls said that you just have to kiss 3, Numbah 4. Not on the mouth or anything - I guess that comes when a week is up.
*Numbah 4 is, by now, virtually paralyzed*
Numbah 3: Come on!
Jim: *still gazing at clock* 11:47...
Numbah 4: *shaking head* Ah know ah promised...but...
Lolita: Urgh! *seizes 4, drags him towards 3, plonks him down on a nearby stool, and pushes the stool in front of 3*
Andi: I didn't know you could do that.
Lolita: This is a fanfic.
Jim: *still staring at clock* 11:49...
Numbah 4: Oh OK Ah'll do it! *pecks 3 on the cheek*
Everyone but Numbah 3 and 4: Awwwwwwww!
Jim: and it is officially midnight.
Emilie: Oughtn't we go to bed?
Andi: WHAT bed?
Emilie: What do you mean, what bed?
Andi: We only have one. I guess we'll have to sleep on the floor.
*collective groans*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Five hours later ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Numbah 1 is lying face down on the couch, Numbah 2 is sitting in a corner eating what remained of Darren's lunch before he was abducted, Numbah 3 is curled up on the carpet sleeping peacefully, Numbah 4 has grabbed a pillow and is waving it in front of him in his sleep, muttering, "You won't get her!" to the great amusement of Andi, who has perched on top of the kitchen counter, slurping a can of Mountain Dew, Numbah 5 is lying flat on her back with her legs propped against the couch, Emilie is rolling around in a blanket, Ines has rolled under the couch, and Jim is sketching Numbah 4, who has begun to drool.
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Numbah 4: Why'd you make me do that?????
Andi: Because it's FUN.
Numbah 4: And you said I wouldn't kiss 3 here!
Andi: Emilie said ON THE MOUTH.
Emilie: And we've decided to give you more. Unfortunately, 4 will not kiss 3 here. *sniffs*
Numbah 4: *sighs with relief*
Emilie: He will be doing that next chapter.
Numbah 4: O.o
Emilie: Sorry, I meant 4 will probably be kissing 3 on the mouth in the next chapter.
Numbah 4: *screams*
Lolita: We, sadly, do not own KND.
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To: andigoth@crazyffwriters.com
From: numbah1@KND.com
Sure, we'll all go.
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To: numbah4@KND.com
From: insanelollie@crazyffwriters.com
Ahem...one of the perks here is that I can mock you all I like.
NUMBAH 3 SAID SHE'D KISS YA!!!!!!! And would you kiss her?
Your brain is the size of that of Gir
You just won't admit it
You say you hate girls
People think you're a fruit
With diamonds and pearls
I think you're nutty
I think you're mad
Why won't you kiss her
It'd do you no bad
Oh, she really likes you
She'd kiss you any day
And if you don't kiss her
Darren will pay
Numbah 3 said she'd kiss you
And would you kiss her?
We all know you want to
You insane, crazy jerk.
There. A bit of poetry, if you may.
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To: insanelollie@crazyffwriters.com
From: numbah4@KND.com
WHY YOU...!!!!
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To: numbah4@KND.com
From: insanelollie@crazyffwriters.com
Well, it IS true.
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To: numbah3@KND.com, numbah4@KND.com
From: DCFDTL@evilvillains.net
You have until midnight today to kiss each other for...practice. Or we will rip a piece of Darren's anatomy off him.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
To: numbah4@KND.com
From: theultimateshanfan@crazyffwriters.com
Say you'll do it 2nite...
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(And at this point, Numbah 4 kicked the computer angrily, yelling, "AH WILL, AH WILL! WILL EVRYBODY STOP ASKIN' MEH!!!" and short-circuiting the CPU.)
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~* At the slumber party *~
Andi: This hasn't turned out well at all.
Jim: Especially because the power got cut off...
Numbah 3: I know! We'll use candles instead! *rummages in a drawer for matches and candles, and find twenty or so and lights them*
Lolita: I guess that's better.
Andi: Sooo....what will we do now?
Numbah 3: Well, Numbah 4 and Numbah 1 still haven't turned up yet.
*loud shouts come from hallway behind the door*
Numbah 1: (from hallway) YOU WILL!
Numbah 4: AH WON'T!
Numbah 1: YOU WILL!
*Numbah 3 flings door open* Numbah 3: Hello!
*Numbah 1 and Numbah 4 glare at each other and go inside*
Jim: *looking animatedly at clock* Guys, it's 11:45...
Numbah 4: ...
*Everyone looks at 3 and 4*
Andi: Okay, the Delightfuls said that you just have to kiss 3, Numbah 4. Not on the mouth or anything - I guess that comes when a week is up.
*Numbah 4 is, by now, virtually paralyzed*
Numbah 3: Come on!
Jim: *still gazing at clock* 11:47...
Numbah 4: *shaking head* Ah know ah promised...but...
Lolita: Urgh! *seizes 4, drags him towards 3, plonks him down on a nearby stool, and pushes the stool in front of 3*
Andi: I didn't know you could do that.
Lolita: This is a fanfic.
Jim: *still staring at clock* 11:49...
Numbah 4: Oh OK Ah'll do it! *pecks 3 on the cheek*
Everyone but Numbah 3 and 4: Awwwwwwww!
Jim: and it is officially midnight.
Emilie: Oughtn't we go to bed?
Andi: WHAT bed?
Emilie: What do you mean, what bed?
Andi: We only have one. I guess we'll have to sleep on the floor.
*collective groans*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Five hours later ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Numbah 1 is lying face down on the couch, Numbah 2 is sitting in a corner eating what remained of Darren's lunch before he was abducted, Numbah 3 is curled up on the carpet sleeping peacefully, Numbah 4 has grabbed a pillow and is waving it in front of him in his sleep, muttering, "You won't get her!" to the great amusement of Andi, who has perched on top of the kitchen counter, slurping a can of Mountain Dew, Numbah 5 is lying flat on her back with her legs propped against the couch, Emilie is rolling around in a blanket, Ines has rolled under the couch, and Jim is sketching Numbah 4, who has begun to drool.
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Numbah 4: Why'd you make me do that?????
Andi: Because it's FUN.
Numbah 4: And you said I wouldn't kiss 3 here!
Andi: Emilie said ON THE MOUTH.
