Andi: Before I do ANYTHING, I'd like to apologize for Lolita's bad poetry. ._.'
Lolita: *cannot say anything because Numbah 4 has her gagged and tied to a chair*
Numbah 4: AH AM NOT A FRUIT!
Andi: O....kay......
Numbah 4: Well, ah'm not.
Andi: Anyway, we sadly still do not own KND. On with the fic, then.

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To: numbah4@KND.com
From: theultimateshanfan@crazyffwriters.com

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID IT!!!!!!!!! I'M STILL IN ONE PIECE!!!!!!!!

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To: juveniledelinquent@crazyffwriters.com
From: numbah5@KND.com

Hey, can Numbah 5 see that sketch of yours??? It must be good, otherwise all the other Numbahs but 4 wouldn't have pinned it up in their private vaults.

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To: numbah5@KND.com
From: juveniledelinquent@crazyffwriters.com

Sure....will the copy be in color or B&W?

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To: numbah3@KND.com
From: andigoth@crazyffwriters.com

Jim's making a merchandising selling those sketches to the whole KND. Among other people.

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(And at this point, Mr. Warburton opened up his mailbox, saw the sketch, and broke out in maniatic laughter.)

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To: andigoth@crazyffwriters.com
From: numbah3@KND.com

Talk about it! I've got one as well - just hopes 4 doesn't get hold of them.

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To: juveniledelinquent@crazyffwriters.com
From: theultimateshanfan@crazyffwriters.com

I'm surprised that your sketch found its way to the DCFDTL's mansion...I've been there, just as they were about to rip my arm off, they watched him kiss her (you know what I mean) on the button camera they put up. THEN, the blindfolded me for who knows how long. I heard them make a phone call, and the next day, they undid the blindfold, and there it was! Wow, doesn't Numbah 4 look funny?

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To: numbah3@KND.com, numbah4@KND.com
From: DCFDTL@evilvillains.com

You are excused from kissing each other, for we want a proper show when Saturday comes.

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To: DCFTDL@evilvillains.com, numbah4@KND.com
From: numbah3@KND.com

:( Awwwwwwww...I like him....

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(AND at this point, Numbah 4 opened his e-mail account, didn't faint, but instead hopped about on one foot around his room, saying, "She likes me!". This maniatic behavior remains unexplained in the case of Numbah 4.)

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To: help@thesugarhighhospital.com
From: numbah1@KND.com

Dear Sugar High Hospital,

I'm not sure that sugar is the source of the strange behavior of Numbah 4, but we thought we might send this to you anyway. He has been hopping around on one foot for quite a while, whilst saying, "She likes me" over and over again. One of our acquaintances, Emilie, advises we either keep Numbah 3 away from him, or bring her to him.

Sincerely,
Numbah 1.

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To: hamsterluvah@crazyffwriters.com
From: numbah2@KND.com

Do YOU have any explanation for Numbah 4's behavior then?????? I'm sure Emilie has told you all about it.

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To: numbah2@KND.com
From: hamsterluvah@crazyffwriters.com

It's probably because he has liked her for two years, and she finally says she likes him. Not that it was that hard for her.

And to top it all off, Lolita's missing as well as Darren. But at least we know where he is!!!

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To: andigoth@crazyffwriters.com
From: numbah1@KND.com

I have found Lolita. She was tied up in Numbah 4's closet. When I opened the door, I found her quickly stuffing a photo of Darren away. She said Numbah 4 had kept her there because of her 'offensive poetry'. She also says it definitely wasn't her best poem and that she'll try again. Um...can I see it?

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To: numbah2@KND.com, numbah3@KND.com, numbah5@KND.com, hamsterluvah@crazyffwriters.com, emilieisstrange@crazyffwriters.com, juveniledelinquent@crazyffwriters.com, theultimateshanfan@crazyffwriters.com
From: andigoth@crazyffwriters.com
Att: kidnappedlolita.doc

Note: message attached.

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To: insanelollie@crazyffwriters.com, numbah4@KND.com
From: numbah2@KND.com, numbah3@KND.com, numbah5@KND.com, hamsterluvah@crazyffwriters.com, emilieisstrange@crazyffwriters.com, juveniledelinquent@crazyffwriters.com

BUSTED! Both of you!

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To: andigoth@crazyffwriters.com
From: theultimateshanfan@crazyffwriters.com

Lolita...? Me...? I don't even like her that way!!!!!!!!!

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To: theultimateshanfan@crazyffwriters.com
From: andigoth@crazyffwriters.com

You're in denial, just like Numbah 4.

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To: help@thesugarhighhospital.com
From: numbah1@KND.com

Please, please send us an antidote. He's still at it, and it's 3 in the morning.

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Andi: Another good deed done.
Emilie: This one was even based on true facts.
*Lolita kicks Emilie*
Jim: Shall I sketch a real picture of Numbah 4 in that position?
Andi: Or better yet, sketch 4 kissing 3.
*Numbah 4 attacks Andi with bubble gum gun, whatever it's called*
Jim: OK.... *picks up ballpoint and starts to draw*
Numbah 3: *looking over Jim's shoulder* Actually, that's pretty good.
Numbah 5: *also looking at sketch* Numbah 5 thinks Numbah 3's right.
*Numbah 4 groans in exasperation*