Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! or any other brand name products mentioned in the fic.
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Chapter 1: Road Trip!
The phoner rang at the kaiba residence at about eight in the morning, all the while Seto had repeatedly ignored it, repeating the words through gritted teeth "Don't Answer the phone Seto, don't answer the phone for the love of God." He knew who was calling, of course these two weren't ones to give up so easily it had been stated when they had attempted to live as normal humans, which in turn resulted in more insanity that ever. Suddenly everything was silent, "My God they've finally stopped." He muttered to himself as he got out of bed wearing nothing but his boxers, wait what was that? Stones hitting the window. Reluctantly Seto walked over to the window and pushed it open. Oh how he wished he hadn't. There was somehow a tour bus parked in his front yard standing in front of it was Danielle, the red haired insanity Sprite, wearing the traditonal stuardess outfit complete with short skit, her hair french braided under a little hat. Heather stood there grinning sheepishly at she attempted to hide the handful of rocks she held and had been throwing at his window. "What do you want?!" He yelled down at the two inanity sprites who for the moment had taken on a more human form, or at least he though they had. Heather suddenly appeared in his bedroom dressed in a pair of faded blue jeans, an orange jean jacket ,and yellow shirt like the ones cowboys wore, along with a pair of white leather cowboy boots and matching hat (Yes everything they wear goes along with their colors if your wondering.) She attempted her best to sound country and he had to admit she would make a rather good replacement for Minnie Pearl. "HOWDIE Y' ALL!" She bellowed as she waved a hand in the air cheerfully as she ran up and grabbed him by the neck.
"What are you doing here?" He asked the sprite who stepped back smiled and replyed "We're going on a raod trip and your coming."
"Wait what do mean I'm coming don't I get a choice in the matter!?" He didn't have time to speak as he was transported onto the tour bus, along with Mokuba. "Well I guess those are the only guys we're gonna get from the Kaiba mansion." remarked Heather as she pushed poor Seto into a seat and sat down beside him. "Hold on a second there's someone else we know in there." Danielle said with this she snapped her fingers and Pegasus landed in a seat everyone looked puzzled. "What the H-e-l-l are you doing in Kaiba's house?!" asked Heather, Pegasus just stared dumbfoundedly at the pleather seat.
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Bakura lay on the couch, surrounded by empty beer cans, the former tomb robber belched loudly and then shouted in a slurred voice "Slave bring me more beer!" Enter Ryou in blue jeans, a navy blue shirt with a lace lined white apron around him, a pencil tucked neatly behind one ear, a CD player in the apron pocket the headphones around his neck, and a beer can in his hand hastily handing it to his yami before running back into the kitchen saying "I need to hire a maid this place is a pigstye and he isn't even bothing to help all he does is lay on the couch watching Jerry Springger and getting drunk!" at this there came several inaudible curses from his Yami as he raised a middle finger in protest. Bakura shook his head plugged up the vaccum and turned on the headphones.
"SPECIAL DILEVERY FOR RYOU BAKURA!" Came a familiar voice from outside the door followed by some very loud banging. (Get your mind out of the gutter people!) Ryou rushed over to open the door, Bakura fell off the couch and got up holding his head, "Heather!" Ryou seemed relived as he opened the door, only to see a large tour bus sitting outside the driveway, Danielle was sitting in the drivers seat which had a fuzzy purple seat cover on it, with Mokuba in her lap, the young Kaiba was sitting there blowing the horn, Kaiba sat in the seat up front and looked as though he would rather be anywhere else, Pegasus however was busy finding other ways to express himself. He was currently trying to fog up the windows to write the words 'Help me!' in caligraphy. "What are you doing this time?" Ryou asked the brown haired fire obcessed sprite who stood in his doorway dressed like a cowgirl. "We're going on a road trip and your coming!" said the sprite and Ryou and Bakura found themseleves on the bus in seperate seats, Bakura layig down in the back seat taking up the back two seat as he lay there with an excess suply of beer.
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"Can we just zap the rest of them here?" asked Heather as she sat in the seat with Kaiba Danielle nodded and the others landed in a large pile near the emergancy exit. "What are we doing here?" Yami asked as he looked around, the first to pull himself out of the pile.
"ROAD TRIP!" Proclaimed Mokuba still sitting in Danielle's lap smiling happily, Kaiba of course was now begining to relize that his brother somehow liked the red haired sprite. "Road trip? to where?" Yugi asked as he pulled himself out of the tangle of limbs. "Wherever the road may take us!" Said Heather trying to sound as mythical as possible, Danielle shook her head, "We're still trying to decide on where to go, should we travel the road less taken, To be or not to be, all that good stuff."
"Well shouldn't we take a vote on it then?" Malik sounded quiet sure of himself as he spoke "Why not go to Vegas?"
"Vegas? Why would you want to go there?" Tea asked once again looking clueless. (What's new?) At this the boys all jumped up striking muscular poses and said their reasons "We're gonna have ourselves a night of wine, women ,and song!" The proclaimed, Danielle, Heather, Seto, Pegasus, and Ryou all sighed. "I think they had a bit to much wine." Said Danielle taking the moment to make a refrence to her favorite video game. "I think they'll get everything but the women." Remarked Heather, "I think they need to see someone about these little outbursts" Said Pegasus, "I think they're all idiots." Said Seto with a sigh, "I think I need an extra strength bottle of asprin." Ryou said holding his head slightly.
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With this the bus pulled out and headed off into the horizon. "Okay now we're off!" Heather pointed into the distance. "Are you going to sit in her lap the whole trip Mokuba?" Asked Yugi as he sat in the seat right behind the drivers seat. "Yes is there a problem?" Mokuba looked over to Yugi. "Not really I just think I'd have a better veiw up there with her." Yugi answered reciving an "oh brother.'' from Heather who sat behind him clinging to Seto who was slowly falling asleep. Pegasus stared out the window watching the yellow line blur into oblivion before he spoke. "I know this isn't a good time but, I have to use the little mens rooms." Seto snickered "Don't you mean boys room Pegasus?" At this Pegasus looked outraged and ready to grab Seto by the neck, "How dare you insult me like that." Malik frowned and his head hit the seat in front of him as he spoke "Come on you guy's can't you spend at least one day not fighting with each other?"At the their glares increased and they both yelled at Malik forcefully "NO NOW STAY OUT OF THIS!" Malik slowly backed into his seat. "Geez and I thought only girls could have PMS." He said quietly.
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Heather: Yipee New story! Hey wait how come you get to drive.
Danielle: Because you wanted to sit with Seto remember?
Heather:Oh yeah, right. Anyways please read and reveiw, for the sake of your Sanity, we'll make sure to avoid driving reviewers crazy if possible.