Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! or any of the other brand name products mentioned in this fic.
Author(Ess)Notes: Angel Reaper: just describe how you want to look and your on the tour, although picking you up might result in being run over.^_^; No Jareth didn't order the sprites to do this, this is a product of their boredom.
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Chapter 2: Pit stops are hazardous to EVERYONE's Health
The bus pulled into a nearby gas station, Heather being the first to step out the door holding a cattle prod and yelling while once again trying to imitate the souther twang texans have to suit her outfit. "Alright y'all I don't want any rough housin' or tryin' to escape ya' hear me? Don't make me use this here cattle prod on yun's." The group nodded in fear of her steaming pocker and proceded to go about their business and stretch their legs. Pegasus made a B-Line for the bathroom and Mokuba and Yugi ran strait to the snack bar.
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Public bathrooms always seemed to be an extremly discusting to Pegasus, the people who owned the rest stop never seem to clean them, and there was always some threat or another written on the wall. Unfortunatly for him, he hadn't seen the one written in the stall he was in and it wasn't something very nice, and the date on it was that of this very day. Several loud stomps were heard as Pegasus finished doing his buiness and turned to leave he found himself face to face with one of the tallest, ugliest, and without a doubt stongest men he had ever seen. The man cracked his knuckles leisurely a wicked smirk crossed his face as he appraoched the white haired man who wimpered, backed up a bit and then found himself being grabbed by the throat by the other man, he did the only thing he could think of. "MOMMY!"
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"Danielle did you hear something?" Yugi looked over to the red haired sprite who was currently stuffing as many twinkies and other cakes into a large shopping cart looked over to the shorter boy and shook her head. "Must just be my imagination then, How many diffrent kind of soft drinks do we need?"He asked. "Don't know let's take a survey," remarked the red head who somehow made a bullhorn appear and then called "Hey guy's what kind of soda so we need?" At this there were several calls.
"Pepsi!"
"Coke!"
Moutain Dew!" and finally the slured call of both Bakura and Yami Malik, "BUDWISER!" Danielle shook her head and turned to Mokuba, "Could you do me a favor and get me another shopping cart?" Mokuba nodded and ran off as Danielle walked to the freezer section and piled in several crates of every diffrent soda in the store and a few bottled water for good measure.
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Ryou pushed his own shopping cart down the ilse looking for the one thing he needed in this entire store more than anything, you see there was a severaly large problem with having an acohloic Yami, the Hikari always got the hangovers. Finally he came to what he disered the isle most would refere to as the pain reliver isle, he refered to it as Heaven, and so he began the quest of loading his shopping cart with every drug on the shelfs, including cough syrup and childrens Motrin. (Hey when you have a headache, or a hangover anything is better than nothing I should know I have more headaches than humanly possible.) "I think that should be enough to last me a while, now for the batteries." He said pushing his cart over the section that carried batteries.
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Why did she insist on klinging to him? Yes that's right Heather was once again holding onto poor Seto's arm and gripping it so hard he thought at one point it was going to fall off. "Heather do you have to hold onto me like this?" He asked as he looked down at the brown haired sprite. "Not really but I want to anyways." She answered with a smile.
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"Okay we've got, cakes, candy, soda, asprin, batteries, and beer." Danielle checked the off the list and placed the pencil behind her ear. "Now role call, Mokuba?"
"Here!"
"Yugi?"
"Here!"
"Seto?"
"Here, reluctantly."
"Yami?"
"Present."
"Always have to be diffrent don't you Yami? Joey?"
"Yeah I'm here!"
"Tristan?"
"What?!"
"Nothing. Tea?"
"Over here."
"Malik?"
"I'm sitting right next to you."
"It's all in the spirit of being a tour guide my dear."
"Isis?"
"Present."
"Yami Malik."
"Yeah *Hic* What do you want?"
"Bakura?"
"ugh*Hic*" (In case you can't tell he's so drunk he can't see strait, as well as speak.)
"Ryou?"
"Right here, can I go to sleep now?"
"Yes you can go to sleep now Ryou dear, Heather."
"Right here!"
"Pegasus?" At this point a great silence fell over the bus "Pegasus?" There was still no answer. "Where's Pegasus?"
"Maybe he's still in the Bahtroom." Sugessted Mokuba, "You can go check."At this Danielle turned a great shade of red and remarked "Sorry Mokuba hun but that's untouchable terratory, no woman has ever set foot in the men's bathroom."
"Maybe he did us all a favor and flushed himself down the toilet." Smirked Seto. At the moment a large muscluar man (Also known as the man from the second Paragraph.) Walked out of then mens bathroom cracking his knuckles with a large smile on his face, Danielle figured that he was just a good a person to ask as any and walked off the bus and towards him, at this the population of the right side of the bus decreased to one (Yami Malik and Yami Bakira who are to drunk to pay attention.) "Excuse me have you seen a man with long white hair covering up the right side of his face dressed in Pink?" The man of course being the idiot he was and the type of jerk to hit on anything resembled a female and had breast to prove it saw Danielle as fresh meat and in a gruff "Manly voice" said "Yeah sure I seen him, he with you?" Danielle nodded causing several people on the bus to laugh at the fact that she had been stupid enought to confuse "Is he a travel buddy?" with "Is he with you?" (A.k.a the later meaning is he your boyfriend/husband/so on so fourth.) "Well hwo's about you ditch him and let me show you a good time." Danielle took a step back and then said "You touch me and I'll blast you into oblivion." To prove she would she made a fire ball appear in her hand and threw at the distant horizion, the man simply ran off and the door opened to reveal Pegasus trying to comb out wet hair. Danielle looked at him in astonishment "Pegasus what happened?"
"I don't want to talk about it." was Pegasus's reply as he walked to the bus.
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Danielle: You know I almost feel sorry for him.
Heather: "Almost"!? Just go ahead and say it little miss gryffindor.
Danielle: Okay, I do feel sorry for him, but I feel more sorry for Ryou because Pegasus's swirly is a one time only thing and Ryou's always on a hangover because of his Yami.
Heather: That's why I don't want a millenuim item.
Danielle: I do still because I'd like to have my own Yami, Maybe I can get Yugi to let me wear the Millenuim puzzle for a while.
Heather: To much leather for me. Wait I need to come up with a way to get that thing on Kaiba! *Runs off*
Danielle: *Sighs. Shakes her head.* I'm gonna go stop Heather from killing Yugi, for this time please read and reveiw!
Author(Ess)Notes: Angel Reaper: just describe how you want to look and your on the tour, although picking you up might result in being run over.^_^; No Jareth didn't order the sprites to do this, this is a product of their boredom.
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Chapter 2: Pit stops are hazardous to EVERYONE's Health
The bus pulled into a nearby gas station, Heather being the first to step out the door holding a cattle prod and yelling while once again trying to imitate the souther twang texans have to suit her outfit. "Alright y'all I don't want any rough housin' or tryin' to escape ya' hear me? Don't make me use this here cattle prod on yun's." The group nodded in fear of her steaming pocker and proceded to go about their business and stretch their legs. Pegasus made a B-Line for the bathroom and Mokuba and Yugi ran strait to the snack bar.
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Public bathrooms always seemed to be an extremly discusting to Pegasus, the people who owned the rest stop never seem to clean them, and there was always some threat or another written on the wall. Unfortunatly for him, he hadn't seen the one written in the stall he was in and it wasn't something very nice, and the date on it was that of this very day. Several loud stomps were heard as Pegasus finished doing his buiness and turned to leave he found himself face to face with one of the tallest, ugliest, and without a doubt stongest men he had ever seen. The man cracked his knuckles leisurely a wicked smirk crossed his face as he appraoched the white haired man who wimpered, backed up a bit and then found himself being grabbed by the throat by the other man, he did the only thing he could think of. "MOMMY!"
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"Danielle did you hear something?" Yugi looked over to the red haired sprite who was currently stuffing as many twinkies and other cakes into a large shopping cart looked over to the shorter boy and shook her head. "Must just be my imagination then, How many diffrent kind of soft drinks do we need?"He asked. "Don't know let's take a survey," remarked the red head who somehow made a bullhorn appear and then called "Hey guy's what kind of soda so we need?" At this there were several calls.
"Pepsi!"
"Coke!"
Moutain Dew!" and finally the slured call of both Bakura and Yami Malik, "BUDWISER!" Danielle shook her head and turned to Mokuba, "Could you do me a favor and get me another shopping cart?" Mokuba nodded and ran off as Danielle walked to the freezer section and piled in several crates of every diffrent soda in the store and a few bottled water for good measure.
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Ryou pushed his own shopping cart down the ilse looking for the one thing he needed in this entire store more than anything, you see there was a severaly large problem with having an acohloic Yami, the Hikari always got the hangovers. Finally he came to what he disered the isle most would refere to as the pain reliver isle, he refered to it as Heaven, and so he began the quest of loading his shopping cart with every drug on the shelfs, including cough syrup and childrens Motrin. (Hey when you have a headache, or a hangover anything is better than nothing I should know I have more headaches than humanly possible.) "I think that should be enough to last me a while, now for the batteries." He said pushing his cart over the section that carried batteries.
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Why did she insist on klinging to him? Yes that's right Heather was once again holding onto poor Seto's arm and gripping it so hard he thought at one point it was going to fall off. "Heather do you have to hold onto me like this?" He asked as he looked down at the brown haired sprite. "Not really but I want to anyways." She answered with a smile.
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"Okay we've got, cakes, candy, soda, asprin, batteries, and beer." Danielle checked the off the list and placed the pencil behind her ear. "Now role call, Mokuba?"
"Here!"
"Yugi?"
"Here!"
"Seto?"
"Here, reluctantly."
"Yami?"
"Present."
"Always have to be diffrent don't you Yami? Joey?"
"Yeah I'm here!"
"Tristan?"
"What?!"
"Nothing. Tea?"
"Over here."
"Malik?"
"I'm sitting right next to you."
"It's all in the spirit of being a tour guide my dear."
"Isis?"
"Present."
"Yami Malik."
"Yeah *Hic* What do you want?"
"Bakura?"
"ugh*Hic*" (In case you can't tell he's so drunk he can't see strait, as well as speak.)
"Ryou?"
"Right here, can I go to sleep now?"
"Yes you can go to sleep now Ryou dear, Heather."
"Right here!"
"Pegasus?" At this point a great silence fell over the bus "Pegasus?" There was still no answer. "Where's Pegasus?"
"Maybe he's still in the Bahtroom." Sugessted Mokuba, "You can go check."At this Danielle turned a great shade of red and remarked "Sorry Mokuba hun but that's untouchable terratory, no woman has ever set foot in the men's bathroom."
"Maybe he did us all a favor and flushed himself down the toilet." Smirked Seto. At the moment a large muscluar man (Also known as the man from the second Paragraph.) Walked out of then mens bathroom cracking his knuckles with a large smile on his face, Danielle figured that he was just a good a person to ask as any and walked off the bus and towards him, at this the population of the right side of the bus decreased to one (Yami Malik and Yami Bakira who are to drunk to pay attention.) "Excuse me have you seen a man with long white hair covering up the right side of his face dressed in Pink?" The man of course being the idiot he was and the type of jerk to hit on anything resembled a female and had breast to prove it saw Danielle as fresh meat and in a gruff "Manly voice" said "Yeah sure I seen him, he with you?" Danielle nodded causing several people on the bus to laugh at the fact that she had been stupid enought to confuse "Is he a travel buddy?" with "Is he with you?" (A.k.a the later meaning is he your boyfriend/husband/so on so fourth.) "Well hwo's about you ditch him and let me show you a good time." Danielle took a step back and then said "You touch me and I'll blast you into oblivion." To prove she would she made a fire ball appear in her hand and threw at the distant horizion, the man simply ran off and the door opened to reveal Pegasus trying to comb out wet hair. Danielle looked at him in astonishment "Pegasus what happened?"
"I don't want to talk about it." was Pegasus's reply as he walked to the bus.
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Danielle: You know I almost feel sorry for him.
Heather: "Almost"!? Just go ahead and say it little miss gryffindor.
Danielle: Okay, I do feel sorry for him, but I feel more sorry for Ryou because Pegasus's swirly is a one time only thing and Ryou's always on a hangover because of his Yami.
Heather: That's why I don't want a millenuim item.
Danielle: I do still because I'd like to have my own Yami, Maybe I can get Yugi to let me wear the Millenuim puzzle for a while.
Heather: To much leather for me. Wait I need to come up with a way to get that thing on Kaiba! *Runs off*
Danielle: *Sighs. Shakes her head.* I'm gonna go stop Heather from killing Yugi, for this time please read and reveiw!
