Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! So please don't sue me.

Authoress Notes: Hope you don't mind that your gaurding Yami Malik Angel, your not really missing much anyways..

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We Join our unfortunate friends One hour later. With the Pine Scent air freshner hanging happily from the completely useless rearview mirror, Yami Malik is driving down the highway at a half-way sane speed because getting pulled over would just slow him down even more. Angel Reaper is sitting in the passenger seat, holding a map and fiddling with the radio. Malik has been booted back with the others because of a ill-advised restroom break at a rest stop for Hell's Angels. Pegasus looked to the bleach blonde egyptian whom was looking slightly pitiful. "You know......the swelling will go down faster if you'd put ice on it...." Malik however wasn't listening to him. He was curled up in the corner twitching. "Never........reproduce.......ever......." Bakura who was sitting playing Uno with Yami, Seto, Ryou, and Danielle looked over to the bleach blonde and snickered slightly "It's your own fault. Danielle seemed blissfully unaware that she would jog some memories when she spoke as she layed down a card. "Yeah.....I bet those steel-toed boots made it hurt even......" Malik only twitched more "EEEEEEEHAAAAAHHHHHH!!!" Seto snickered slightly "I bet you wish NOW that you knocked before barging into a bathroom stall. Draw four Fly-Boy." He looked to Bakura who frowned "Damnit!" Mokuba sat in one of the chairs next to them frowning as his legs swung back and forth "Are we there yet?" He asked, Ryou looked to him. "^$%$&%^$&$%&^(*^ already asked that!"

"It's my job to be annoying." He said before leaping up from his seat "I KNOW! Let's dance!" They all glared at the younger boy. "NO!"

Heather spun around three times snapping her fingers folding out a cassette player. "YEAH! The Hampster Dance!"

"Whoo-hoo!" Both started bouncing around in tune with the music.

Meanwile up in front, Angel Reaper looked back in annoyance, the happy music flittering into the cab caused Yami Maliks eye to twitch involuntarily. The unholy happiness of the Hampster Dance is slowly chipping away at his defenses. Mokuba seemed happy as he danced around singing along with the music "Da da da da da da da da da da da da da, come on everybody clap your hands, come one everybody it's the Hampster Dance......da da da da...." Ryou looked to the rest of them "This is *%&*(% scary...." Danielle let her jaw drop open in amazement, failing to notice that Yami, Seto, and Bakura are cheating to their hearts content at Uno as she stared at her crazed counterpart and the younger Kaiba a horrified expression on her face "This is possibly the most..........grotesque performance I have ever had the misfortune of watching in my entire lifetime...." Pegasus frowned at her looking slightly puzzled slightly amused ".....you just watched a biker kick Malik in the crotch in a restroom stall and do a skit of "Swan Lake" over his twitching body....." Danielle looked to the grey haired man frowning still "I'm a fan of the arts......he executed that leap very well..." Malik twitched at this. ".....don't remind me......" Bakura smirked "I got pictures.....mehehehehe"

"You little BASTARD!" He yelled before lunging at Bakura, only to fall to the floor in a twitching heap as Heather and Mokuba danced over him. Yami smirked "THOSE will make excellent Christmas cards..." He said high fiving Bakura and stealing Dnaielle's wild card.

Up in front Yami Malik is twitching spamotically in time with the music, as Angel eyed him oddly. Of course by this time Yugi had joined in and was singing as well "da da da da da da da" Mokuba jumped up and down as the music finished "PLAY IT AGAIN!" Both he and Yugi said. "YEAH!" Heather proceeded to rewind the tape before Yami Malik yelled back "IF YOU PLAY THAT %($%($^%(%$(%$ SONG AGAIN I'M COMING BACK THERE TO KICK YOU INTO NEXT TUESDAY!!!!!!!" At this there was a long frigtening silence as Angel looked to him oddly. He relaxed quiet a bit after that. Angel Reaper returned to the map slightl relieved that Yugi hadn't gotten hurt. The the little spikey haired genius figured something out...something bad out "HEY! Episode 2 Attack of the Clones comes out on DVD next Tuesday!" Mokuba jumped up looking excited "STAR WARS ROCKS! So if he kicks us into next Tuesday, the movie will already be out!" He said excited, Seto and Danielle exchanged worried glances. "We're so smart!" Danielle frowned as she layed down another card "Out of respect for the male gender, I will not comment. Draw four Spike-Head." she said jesturing to Yami. Yami looked around as he drew four cards from the deck "Damnit! Hey, and where's Tea?"

That question was answered inside the luggage compartment...how she got there...only god, a certain brown haired insanity sprite knows. "HEY! Let me out! Ewwwwww....Joey packed his dirty cloths....and Bakura's leftover squirrel...." She looked disgusted at the creature which the insane tomb robber had mutilated sometime back.

Pegasus frowned in thought at this "Who knows. And how is Danielle still winning if all of you are cheating?" Ryou crossed his arms frowning, He had developed the mouth of one of the worlds finest drunken sailors in the time he had lived with all his yami's hangovers. "*^%*^%^&%^$%*#&^%*^%$ cheaters (*%$^%$^%$^%*^%$&^%$ hands cut off back home ^&$^$^(*^$&^$*^$ don't cheat no more ^&$^($&^(^$(&^$($^." Heather looked to the white haired normally soft spoke teen with a frown on her face "You're going on a swear diet before we get to CandyLand." Bakura nodded "I'm a Thief. But despite that I'm not allowed to cheat, drink, swear or use my devastating good looks to my advantage." Seto looked to him slightly frowning "........So last Friday at Lucky's Tavern never happened." Bakura shook his head. "Nope." Yami glared at the tomb robber "Liar." Danielle looked around the table eyes focused on her slowly decreaing hand as she lay down another card "He never said he could not lie. Draw four thief-Boy." Malik looked around at everyone elses hands ".....she's good." Seto nodded "Indeed." Heather frowned looking at the others "Where's Lucky's Tavern and how did you get the money to go there?" Seto looked to Heather a slight smirk on his face "Who's Ken and why does he keep calling the house?" Heather turned bright red "......errrrrrrr MOKUBA! Play the song!" This resulted in a rather loud warning from Yami Malik from the front cab. "I'M WARNING YOU!" Angel's eyes widened as the blonde Yami let his eyes trail off the road "Watch the road! LOOK OUT FOR THAT COW!" The RV went over a large...urm...bump, in the road. Yami Malik only continued to drive "It was just standing there! What was I supposed to do?! Somebody's got to keep the vultures fed...." Angel looked a little pale " .....I'm going to be ill...."

"*%^$%(^%$(^&%#*^%U^&#*%#^%# cow....." Danielle looked to her white haired friend A frown on her pale face "She's right about the swear diet....."

"*^$&($&^(^^#@(*#^ sprite......" was his answer. "All in favor of Miranda going on a swear diet?" Heather looked around as everyone raised their hands "Aye!"

Meanwhile back in the Cab Yami Malik glared at the road. "DAMNED COWS!! MOVE ALREADY! MOVE!!!!!" There was a series of loud thumps as he ran over all the cows before Angel jumped the blonde Yami ".....GIMME THE WHEEL BEFORE WE ALL DIE!!" There were only more THUMPS as Malik curled into a ball once again looking pained "Stop...hitting......bumps....." Pegasus frowned "Are we just driving THROUGH the pasture or what here?!" The blonde only glared at the blue haired girl "Oh yeah! YOU'VE GOT ALOT TO SAY ABOUT DEATH LITTLE MISS BLACK MONSTER!!!" Angel could only reply with one thing "JERK!" She said before smacking him supside the head." Meanwhile in the other half of the RV Heather looked to Ryou "'kay. From this moment onward Ryou, you are on a swear diet!"