We left off in the last sorry excuse for a chapter just as Ryou un- willingly entered a swear diet and Yami Malik indulged in his passion for the wholesale slaughter of the bovine species. As usual, the characters are being flung about in the back of the RV with little or no concern for their safety or well-being. Malik screamed as he felt something, or someone touching him "Ghaaa! Bakura get your foot outta my eye!"
Danielle glared from her position upside down at a neck snapping position against the nearby wall. "For the love of God that better NOT be somebody's hand....!" Ryou frowned. Due to his lose in ability to spew out mass explicatives, and no longer having the knowledge to string a coherent sentence together without aid of these said obsenities, Ryou held up a handy sign which read "MORONS!" Seto felt like screamind and he did so "STOP THE MADDNESS!" Mokuba called out again stressing his plight. "I want SWEET TARTS!"
Of course all good things come to an end, thus the RV veered back onto the road leaving the twisted remains of a herd of cows behind it. Meanwhile Yami Malik cackled manically as Angel Reaper continued to thawp him with the road map she had pulled out of the glove compartment.
Heather once again extracted herself from the ceiling, falling to the floor. However it was not Heather who went Ouch. It was the floor. Pegasus sweatdropped at this. "......the Hell...." The Brown haired insanity sprite dusted herself off examining the tear in her favorite shirt. Which of course read "I smile because you've finally driven me insane"
"Sorry, random Magic. Forgot to put the "safety" on." Seto frowned as he pulled his foot out of Maliks eye. "Why can you not just use this "Magic" to produce Mokuba's sugar tablets and therefore stop this insanity?" Danielle frowned at Seto dusting herself off and attempting to make her hair go down to normal level. "They're called Sweet Tarts Seto......." She corrected as Heather explained. Even though she could have herself she just didn't feel like it. "cause. If every sprite went around snapping their fingers and making Sweet Tarts appear, we'd ALL be like Mokuba..." The black haired Kaiba looked offended at this. "HEY!" Heather frowned towards the black haired teen "Sorry."
".....I meant in general......" Seto said with a frown.
"Then there would be no point to the fic..." Malik looked puzzled. Ryou cocked an eyebrown to the side. "It has a point?"
Bakura looked stunned at his sailor mouthed Hikari "Dear Ra, that was the first sentence he's spoken that did not contain a swear word." Ryou glared at his other half, "Shut up Thief-Boy. Where's Yugi?"
Suddent the Bathroom door starts to rattle violenty as much swearing was heard within. Pegasus frowned "Kid's got a thing for the comode, doesn't he....?" Danielle glared at her roomate "YOU'RE one to talk Mister Forty Minutes Every Morning." She remarked crossing her arms. Heather walked to the door trying to play the voice of reason in this totally senseless trip. "Okay, Malik, Bakura, you go take over for Yami Malik and Angel Reaper, Pegsy, Daielle, help me with this door." Malik and Bakura exchanged glances before looking slightly terrified. " ..............no...." Pegasus and Danielle did the same before crossing their arms and shaking their heads in unison "........Not a chance...."
Meanwhile Mokuba opened the fridge and started to guzzle Heathers Mountain Dew. "Ummmm...sugary goodness..." Heather raised a hand in protest "....HEY! UNHAND THE HOLY BEVERAGE!" Everyone else simply sweatdropped. "......." Before Yugi once again proceeded to bang on the bathroom door. "....SOMEBODY GET ME *%&^%&^ OUTTA HERE!"
Meawhile in the luggage compartment Tea was getting desprate " Soooooo hungry........" She began eyeing the squirell before twitching slightly "Must....not...give...in..."
Back in the RV Mokuba raised a hand to Heather in protest "But I'm a Member of the Holy Church of Mountain Dew!" Heather looked skeptical. "Who are your gods then!?
Mokuba bowed Reverently "The Almighty Uga Uga and Chimichanga, the Great Ones of Mountain Dew." Malik shook his head "......this is...odd...." Ryou was scribbbling this down frantically on a notepad. "Shhhh, I'm documenting! The possible emergence of a new religion...." Danielle smacked her white haired friend upside the head, noticing the swings in personality he kept having. "Idiot!" Heather contiued "What do they stand for!?" Mokuba twirled happily "Sugar and caffine!" Heather hugged the Kaiba happily "Brother! Thou are no Coke-Slurper!" Bakura shook his head "..........Weirdos..."
Heather ad Mokuba contiued to dace the chicken Dance.
Yugi pounded on the door to the bathroom.
"ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!"
Meanwhile up in front, Angel Reaper was...facing a crisis of her own. However when she was up front with Yami Malik, her crisis was EVERYBODYS crisis. "STOP THE RV!" She said Whacking Yami Malik over the head a few more times. The blonde Yami only gripped the wheels, his knuckles already white his eyes seemed to be glowing a furious red. "I'll do not such thing! I HATE cows......Mehehehehe...." Angel smacked him upside the head once again. "IDIOT! There's a cop behind us!" Yami Malik's eyes suddenly dimmed as he heard the sirens "$h!t!" Behind the RV is a police car with its lights flashing as Heather ran into the cab looking a tad bit frantic. " What the fong!?" At this point Yami Malik attempted to shove the unsuspecting Insanity sprite into the drivers seat "Take over!" However the problem was Heather shoved back. "I don't have the license for an RV! I'm doing good to drive a CAR!" She retorted. Angel snickered slightly "I wouldn't call that driving......" Heather turned back to the cab where everyone looked at the situation, rather...oddly "Emergency stations people! Code Red!" Everyone then fell into the emergency seats that poped up from the floor. Tea appeared sitting in one of them, looking dazed with a squirell tail clutched in one hand. IN a matter of seconds the RV is transofrmed to that of..noraml...RV. Angel burried her face in the map and began to pray as the cop walked up to the drivers window. Where of course Yami Malik glared at him. "Sir...I have no idea how to procede with this..but you just mowed down that entire herd of cows...." Yami Malik only snickered at this looking slightly demonic "What was your first clue?" Angel jabbed him in the ribs, and Yami Malik did his best to look clueless, and innocent, a far stretch for the blonde Yami, therefore he just wound up looking mentally unstable. "....I mean....I did?" He said faking a smile. The police officer only scratched his head looking at him oddly and trying to think of a reason why he would run over cows...and well...not know he ran over...cows.. Finally it came to him. "Have you been drinking?" Yami Malik glared at the police officer a snarl in his voice "What business of it is yours.......I mean...No." He tried to look innocent on the last part. THe police man from Hell spoke again "May I see your drivers license and registration please?" Yami Malik looked around, his hands still on the wheel, and did an expression of when a frown and a glare are used together along with a look of complete cluelessness. You had to have a license? ".....No." Heather snapped her fingers and shoved the aformentions requirments into the blonde yami's hands. He frowned hopping to cause some trouble "...I guess.." The police man looked to Angel "Is this your wife?" Angel snickered at the thought before speaking "Only in his dreams...."
Yami Malik glared "You wish..." Thus insued a wonderful name calling contest "JERK!"
"WITCH!"
"MALE PIG!"
"SHREW!" Danielle frowned at the two as she stuck her head in to break up the fight and chuckled nervously at the stunned police officer "Married 15 years, can't you tell they love each other?" Yami Malik shoved his hand in Danielle face and shoved her out of the way. "Silence brat...." The police man wore an expression between amusement and disgust as he spoke "...You were driving like that with your wife and daughter in the vehicle?" Danielle sweatdropped, Angel was doing the same and Yami Malik only glared at the red head as he spoke "MY WHAT!? I don't know WHO spawned that brat!" At this point looking for one more reason to publicly humiliate one of the ishtars Bakura popped up beside Danielle who was still looking dumbstruck "He drives like a nutcase because of repressed memories involving a horse-cart, a cow and a fruit stand from his youth....." Yami Malik grabbed Bakura by the collar and drug him face-to-face with himself "Who told you about that....?" The Police officer was by this time looking through what came to be labeled the 'Big Book o' Felonies' before speaking "Listen, that was just about three felonies you committed back there, I'm going to have to ask you to step outside....." he said promptly, Yami Malik thought a minute...why should an all powerful Yami such as himself bow down to this lowely mortal officer? He snickered as he lunged halfway out the window grabbed the cop by the collar of his shirt and drug him into the RV. Bakura snickered slightly pleased with chaos he's helped cause "Oh my...this cannot be good..." He said slightly sarcastically. He knew it wasn't good...
The poor police officer was screaming as Yami Malik drug him back to the others. Ryou looked slightly puzzled as two words came from his mouth. "....hell..." Angel Reaper gave to order. "Tie him up!" And thus we can now proudly add four major felonies to the list as the Yu-Gi-Oh! Gang tied the cop to a handy couch. Yami Malik and Angel Reaper ran back to cab, gunning the engine, fleeing the scene.
Everyone stared at their unfortunate prisoner. Seto put a hand on his chin "So what's this....about twenty years?" Danielle shook her head as she corrected the brown haired KaibaCorp CEO "Naw, fifty....maximum security. With a cell-mate named Fluffy." Malik twitched slightly at the thougtht "Fantastic. Probably a Hells Angel named RoadBurn too....." Yugi took this time to remind everyone that he was STILL stuck in the bathroom. "What's going on!? Somebody let me out!"
The police officer glared at them and spoke ".......You'll all fry for this, you hear! Sparky's waiting for you!" Bakura frowned slight before pointing out something " Problem three of us are already Dead and two of us can't die." Danielle and Heather raised their hands at the last part. Thus resulting in a loud "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Before passing out. Mokuba chuckled slightly "Can we keep him?" Heather agreed with a lught "Yeah! Let's name him Chewie!" Before they both stated "STAR WARS ROCKS!" Danielle shook her head. "This was more pointless than usual........." Ryou shook his head as well "Yeah, no plot development at all, save we learned that Yami Malik hates cows stemming from some childhood accident and he and Angel Reaper apparently eloped somewhere along the line...." Heather sighed and shook her head pointing out a possibility "Probably Vegas...and when did you start speaking like a human being?" Ryou crossed his arms glaring at the brown haired insanity sprite "Since I can't curse you morons out at every whip-stitch." Before the cop now to be known as Chewie woke up and continued his former actions. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Heather snickered "Isn't he sooooo cute? I LOVE a man in uniform!" Before Chewie passed out again. Thus the RV speed onward into the sunset.
Danielle glared from her position upside down at a neck snapping position against the nearby wall. "For the love of God that better NOT be somebody's hand....!" Ryou frowned. Due to his lose in ability to spew out mass explicatives, and no longer having the knowledge to string a coherent sentence together without aid of these said obsenities, Ryou held up a handy sign which read "MORONS!" Seto felt like screamind and he did so "STOP THE MADDNESS!" Mokuba called out again stressing his plight. "I want SWEET TARTS!"
Of course all good things come to an end, thus the RV veered back onto the road leaving the twisted remains of a herd of cows behind it. Meanwhile Yami Malik cackled manically as Angel Reaper continued to thawp him with the road map she had pulled out of the glove compartment.
Heather once again extracted herself from the ceiling, falling to the floor. However it was not Heather who went Ouch. It was the floor. Pegasus sweatdropped at this. "......the Hell...." The Brown haired insanity sprite dusted herself off examining the tear in her favorite shirt. Which of course read "I smile because you've finally driven me insane"
"Sorry, random Magic. Forgot to put the "safety" on." Seto frowned as he pulled his foot out of Maliks eye. "Why can you not just use this "Magic" to produce Mokuba's sugar tablets and therefore stop this insanity?" Danielle frowned at Seto dusting herself off and attempting to make her hair go down to normal level. "They're called Sweet Tarts Seto......." She corrected as Heather explained. Even though she could have herself she just didn't feel like it. "cause. If every sprite went around snapping their fingers and making Sweet Tarts appear, we'd ALL be like Mokuba..." The black haired Kaiba looked offended at this. "HEY!" Heather frowned towards the black haired teen "Sorry."
".....I meant in general......" Seto said with a frown.
"Then there would be no point to the fic..." Malik looked puzzled. Ryou cocked an eyebrown to the side. "It has a point?"
Bakura looked stunned at his sailor mouthed Hikari "Dear Ra, that was the first sentence he's spoken that did not contain a swear word." Ryou glared at his other half, "Shut up Thief-Boy. Where's Yugi?"
Suddent the Bathroom door starts to rattle violenty as much swearing was heard within. Pegasus frowned "Kid's got a thing for the comode, doesn't he....?" Danielle glared at her roomate "YOU'RE one to talk Mister Forty Minutes Every Morning." She remarked crossing her arms. Heather walked to the door trying to play the voice of reason in this totally senseless trip. "Okay, Malik, Bakura, you go take over for Yami Malik and Angel Reaper, Pegsy, Daielle, help me with this door." Malik and Bakura exchanged glances before looking slightly terrified. " ..............no...." Pegasus and Danielle did the same before crossing their arms and shaking their heads in unison "........Not a chance...."
Meanwhile Mokuba opened the fridge and started to guzzle Heathers Mountain Dew. "Ummmm...sugary goodness..." Heather raised a hand in protest "....HEY! UNHAND THE HOLY BEVERAGE!" Everyone else simply sweatdropped. "......." Before Yugi once again proceeded to bang on the bathroom door. "....SOMEBODY GET ME *%&^%&^ OUTTA HERE!"
Meawhile in the luggage compartment Tea was getting desprate " Soooooo hungry........" She began eyeing the squirell before twitching slightly "Must....not...give...in..."
Back in the RV Mokuba raised a hand to Heather in protest "But I'm a Member of the Holy Church of Mountain Dew!" Heather looked skeptical. "Who are your gods then!?
Mokuba bowed Reverently "The Almighty Uga Uga and Chimichanga, the Great Ones of Mountain Dew." Malik shook his head "......this is...odd...." Ryou was scribbbling this down frantically on a notepad. "Shhhh, I'm documenting! The possible emergence of a new religion...." Danielle smacked her white haired friend upside the head, noticing the swings in personality he kept having. "Idiot!" Heather contiued "What do they stand for!?" Mokuba twirled happily "Sugar and caffine!" Heather hugged the Kaiba happily "Brother! Thou are no Coke-Slurper!" Bakura shook his head "..........Weirdos..."
Heather ad Mokuba contiued to dace the chicken Dance.
Yugi pounded on the door to the bathroom.
"ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!"
Meanwhile up in front, Angel Reaper was...facing a crisis of her own. However when she was up front with Yami Malik, her crisis was EVERYBODYS crisis. "STOP THE RV!" She said Whacking Yami Malik over the head a few more times. The blonde Yami only gripped the wheels, his knuckles already white his eyes seemed to be glowing a furious red. "I'll do not such thing! I HATE cows......Mehehehehe...." Angel smacked him upside the head once again. "IDIOT! There's a cop behind us!" Yami Malik's eyes suddenly dimmed as he heard the sirens "$h!t!" Behind the RV is a police car with its lights flashing as Heather ran into the cab looking a tad bit frantic. " What the fong!?" At this point Yami Malik attempted to shove the unsuspecting Insanity sprite into the drivers seat "Take over!" However the problem was Heather shoved back. "I don't have the license for an RV! I'm doing good to drive a CAR!" She retorted. Angel snickered slightly "I wouldn't call that driving......" Heather turned back to the cab where everyone looked at the situation, rather...oddly "Emergency stations people! Code Red!" Everyone then fell into the emergency seats that poped up from the floor. Tea appeared sitting in one of them, looking dazed with a squirell tail clutched in one hand. IN a matter of seconds the RV is transofrmed to that of..noraml...RV. Angel burried her face in the map and began to pray as the cop walked up to the drivers window. Where of course Yami Malik glared at him. "Sir...I have no idea how to procede with this..but you just mowed down that entire herd of cows...." Yami Malik only snickered at this looking slightly demonic "What was your first clue?" Angel jabbed him in the ribs, and Yami Malik did his best to look clueless, and innocent, a far stretch for the blonde Yami, therefore he just wound up looking mentally unstable. "....I mean....I did?" He said faking a smile. The police officer only scratched his head looking at him oddly and trying to think of a reason why he would run over cows...and well...not know he ran over...cows.. Finally it came to him. "Have you been drinking?" Yami Malik glared at the police officer a snarl in his voice "What business of it is yours.......I mean...No." He tried to look innocent on the last part. THe police man from Hell spoke again "May I see your drivers license and registration please?" Yami Malik looked around, his hands still on the wheel, and did an expression of when a frown and a glare are used together along with a look of complete cluelessness. You had to have a license? ".....No." Heather snapped her fingers and shoved the aformentions requirments into the blonde yami's hands. He frowned hopping to cause some trouble "...I guess.." The police man looked to Angel "Is this your wife?" Angel snickered at the thought before speaking "Only in his dreams...."
Yami Malik glared "You wish..." Thus insued a wonderful name calling contest "JERK!"
"WITCH!"
"MALE PIG!"
"SHREW!" Danielle frowned at the two as she stuck her head in to break up the fight and chuckled nervously at the stunned police officer "Married 15 years, can't you tell they love each other?" Yami Malik shoved his hand in Danielle face and shoved her out of the way. "Silence brat...." The police man wore an expression between amusement and disgust as he spoke "...You were driving like that with your wife and daughter in the vehicle?" Danielle sweatdropped, Angel was doing the same and Yami Malik only glared at the red head as he spoke "MY WHAT!? I don't know WHO spawned that brat!" At this point looking for one more reason to publicly humiliate one of the ishtars Bakura popped up beside Danielle who was still looking dumbstruck "He drives like a nutcase because of repressed memories involving a horse-cart, a cow and a fruit stand from his youth....." Yami Malik grabbed Bakura by the collar and drug him face-to-face with himself "Who told you about that....?" The Police officer was by this time looking through what came to be labeled the 'Big Book o' Felonies' before speaking "Listen, that was just about three felonies you committed back there, I'm going to have to ask you to step outside....." he said promptly, Yami Malik thought a minute...why should an all powerful Yami such as himself bow down to this lowely mortal officer? He snickered as he lunged halfway out the window grabbed the cop by the collar of his shirt and drug him into the RV. Bakura snickered slightly pleased with chaos he's helped cause "Oh my...this cannot be good..." He said slightly sarcastically. He knew it wasn't good...
The poor police officer was screaming as Yami Malik drug him back to the others. Ryou looked slightly puzzled as two words came from his mouth. "....hell..." Angel Reaper gave to order. "Tie him up!" And thus we can now proudly add four major felonies to the list as the Yu-Gi-Oh! Gang tied the cop to a handy couch. Yami Malik and Angel Reaper ran back to cab, gunning the engine, fleeing the scene.
Everyone stared at their unfortunate prisoner. Seto put a hand on his chin "So what's this....about twenty years?" Danielle shook her head as she corrected the brown haired KaibaCorp CEO "Naw, fifty....maximum security. With a cell-mate named Fluffy." Malik twitched slightly at the thougtht "Fantastic. Probably a Hells Angel named RoadBurn too....." Yugi took this time to remind everyone that he was STILL stuck in the bathroom. "What's going on!? Somebody let me out!"
The police officer glared at them and spoke ".......You'll all fry for this, you hear! Sparky's waiting for you!" Bakura frowned slight before pointing out something " Problem three of us are already Dead and two of us can't die." Danielle and Heather raised their hands at the last part. Thus resulting in a loud "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Before passing out. Mokuba chuckled slightly "Can we keep him?" Heather agreed with a lught "Yeah! Let's name him Chewie!" Before they both stated "STAR WARS ROCKS!" Danielle shook her head. "This was more pointless than usual........." Ryou shook his head as well "Yeah, no plot development at all, save we learned that Yami Malik hates cows stemming from some childhood accident and he and Angel Reaper apparently eloped somewhere along the line...." Heather sighed and shook her head pointing out a possibility "Probably Vegas...and when did you start speaking like a human being?" Ryou crossed his arms glaring at the brown haired insanity sprite "Since I can't curse you morons out at every whip-stitch." Before the cop now to be known as Chewie woke up and continued his former actions. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Heather snickered "Isn't he sooooo cute? I LOVE a man in uniform!" Before Chewie passed out again. Thus the RV speed onward into the sunset.
