Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! Yeah so please don't sue me. I know this isn't the house of insanity story but I feel the strange need to bring Kurama and Hiei into this. The poor saps. ..wait a second...*Looks over in teh corner to see Hiei polishing his sword and Kurama wielding his rose whip an out of character menacing fashion.* eep..just forget that last part would you?

Also..I just finished Order of the Phoenix all I have to say is Damn you J.K. Rowling you just had to kill him didn't you! *Sobs**Thwacks J.K. over the head with a stick. Is thrwacked over the head with stick by Hiei.*

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Since having more than a dozen people in a RV is not conducive to anyone's state of mental health, and the entire premise of this chapter is based around my absolute desire to mock a certain store chain: TA-DA!  FLASH BANG and the RV lands worse-for-wear in the parking lot of---Dun dun dun---! WAL-MART!

Heather looked at the said ultimately demonic store with a wide frown on her face. However Mokuba looked rather enthusastic as he continued to dance around speaking in a sing songy voice "Shopping! Shopping! We're going shopping!"

With this they all tromped into the said store only find themselves face to face with teh people greeter of the store

"Would you like a cart?" She said with a big phony smile made several of the intrepid group members want to commit murder yet again. This was settled as Yami sat said People greeter on fire a look of glee on his face. However the woman only spoke in the same monotone voice "Oh no.  I'm on fire." She said duly before her training kicked in. "The customer is always right.  Have a nice day." Hiei looked rather stunned at this "Damn! This place has possibilities!" Heather placed a hand on her chin playing the leader once again "Right—we split up and met back-----" However everyone was already gone leaving several dust clouds in there wake. Except for Mokuba who twirled about with an adorbable smile on his face. Heather frowned grabbing the black haired Kaiba's wrists and drgagging him after her "Mokuba! Come!  We hunt down the Devil Peep of Wal-Mart!" Mokuba only smiled merrily "Sugary goodness! Yay!"

Meanwhile Yami Malik was strolling through the appliances. He looked around with a frown his eye twitching involuntarily. "Some things…..here…." Malik frowned at his other half "Why'd I get stuck with you?" However his Yami had already spotted a demonstration stand nearbye "Mildly interesting.  Let us investigate" He said grabbing his lights hand and wandering over to the said stand where Random Associate Bob wearing the traditional ungodly fake smile was demonstrating something. "Today we'll be demonstrating the George Foreman grill…" He then proceeded to grill a hamburger, Yami Malik was clutching his Hikari for dear life his eyes uncontrolably wide. Malik frowned cringing slightly "Stop touching me." He ordered. Yami Malik looked stunned "Look! Do you smell that!?" He was at this point drooling uncontrolably "Cowsss………" Malik could only feel incredibly disgusted at his Yami's behavior "Mommy! Mommy! Those two men are hugging!" Malik heard one random little by say as his mother tried to hush him up. "It's not polite to judge people by their alternative lifestyles Billy." Malik clinched his fists "Grrrrrr"

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Meanwhile Ryou looked around positivly gleeful "SHOES!" He began chucking said shoes into a shopping cart. Danielle cringed After 5000 years shoe shopping was something you got tired of extremely fast. Ryou smiled widely as he looked tot he red haired insanity sprite "Hey……there's a exit door back here…." He winked several times nudging the girl repeatedly Her eyes widened at this. "Now you're talking!" She said before they both ran off.

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Angel Reaper frowned slightly "Buffer…..needs buffer…." Hiei looked around desprately "Wax…needs wax….." He said waving his sword around as if to show something "Lost its shine…." Angel looked at the said buffer "Buffer won't help poor mini-van….need…NEW MINI-VAN!" Hiei looked slightly demonic at that moment. "blooooooooddddddddd….." This however caused Angel too look very afraid as she tore off towards ANY ailse AWAY from said demon.

Elsewhere Bakura stood tossing things at random into a cart having lost his beer addiction he was no going with moutain dew as his drink of choice. "Lighter fluid, matches, paint thinner, Mountain Dew—" Enter Yami who dumped a cartload of hairspray into the said cart and ran off. "Bewehehehehe!" Bakura looked rather puzzled at this "Hairspray…? AMMO!  NEED AMMO!" He reminded himself before running to the sporting goods.

The asociate at the counter seemed to be a rather menacing person if anything in Bakura's opinion. "I need to see your FOID card." Bakura looked rather puzzled before giving his best intemidating glare at said associate "What is this 'FOID' thing"

"Fire Arm Ident---" This however was never finished as Yami sat said sales assosiate on fire before starting to raid the counter himself. Bakura then shrugged himself and ran around the store setting random people on fire. "No good…" He said before turning around and spotting a sales associate Whom Yami proceeded to light on fire "Weedog!  We eats tonight!" The associate did nothing still wearing a big fake smile while he was still burning "  Can I help you find anything?" Bakura looked rather angry at this "that was MY TURN!" He acused.

"Ya can take muh pike….but you'll never take…MUH FFFRRRRREEEEEEEDDDDDOOOOMMMMM!" Pegasus said mimicking a scottish accent. Seto frowned at the grey haired CEO. "No more Braveheart for you." He said before continueing to toss books around. "Bah, not a single reference towards higher learning present." Kurama frowned at this statement "There's some Leapfrog books back in Toys…" Seto's eyes widened in joy at the news from the fox boy. Then proceeded to run off towards the toys leaving a very stunned Kurama. Pegasus's eyes widened slightly "buuuuurrrrrnnnnnsss…….."

Tristan sat looking through binoculars in a very suspisious way. "One spotted…apparently alone…." Joey was painting red stripes on his face witha tube of red lipstick "Ready?" He asked looking to Yugi. "You SURE this will work?" asked Yugi looking around nervously. Joey nodded several times. They then snuck up on the unsuspectiong cashier Who sat there innocently reading a magazine. "Hmmm hmmm hmmm" Tristan held up what appeared to be a bright orange warning cone. "NOW!" Screamed Yugi before pouncing the cashier. Tristan then stabbed said cashier with a cone. "RAR!" Once the Cashier was apparently dead Joey ripped the cash register out and ran away. "Hey! Wait!" Yugi looked rather stunned at his best friend. Tristan stopped dancing in triumph "HEY!  MY MONEY!" Yugi paused "MY MONEY!" They both gace chase to the blonde.

Mokuba paused and looked to Heather "We ready?" Heather was now wearing make shift combat gear and brandishing a very stylish bandana she nodded a wide smile on her face. "PEEP HUNTING!"