Author: Hahaha...I currently have absolutely NO IDEA about HOW I'm gonna write the next chapters of SOUL but rest ASSured I am not going to 'abandon' it. Phew..now that's out..This is a humour fic where I make fun, it's my own parody of the famous ~MPREG~..

*To those who have written any mpregs this fic is purely a parody and I'm not aiming at anyone of the fics or anyone's fics I have read at all. I'm sure many have read 'Anestel' right? Wow that one is nice..Kapeesh? Oh yes, just to let you know, I don't really care if the curses and cusses I wrote in are modern, but this is just humour.*
Chapter 2- Fucked up Drunk
Legolas wailed. Life was extremely unfair. His tears ran down his smooth cheeks, but he did not hide it well enough, because Elrond had caught a glimpse of them.
Not much longer when he reached his room, he heard, a HUGE, LOUD and ANGRY ROAR. "VALAR!!!". It was so booming loud that just about anyone in the palace could hear it. Legolas stopped crying. A huge grin tugged at his lips. He heard two synchronised voices scream. "ADA!!!!"
"Mwuahahahaha..serves you right you bitches!!!" he laughed evilly to himself, but laughed to hard and out came yesterday's booze.
Elrond believed, that Estel was to be King, before he could wed his lovely daughter. But he wasn't King YET. Elrond would not have them marry until he became King. So...too bad for the horny bastards.
"I'm ashamed of you two! You are yet to be wed and! and..and!!" he could say no more. His brows WERE vertical. He rubbed his poor temples. Eurghh...Just the thought, of his OWN children, SHAGGIN?!!! So what if Estel was adopted. *shudders* "And probably the WHOLE fucking forest of Mirkwood is going to know!*" he bellowed. He sighed heavily. He fought the urge to puke, gave them a death glare, and went out of the room.
[*They are in Mirkwood, because 'twas Legolas who represented the elves. OK, cut the bullcrap, Thranduil just didn't want stoopid Elrond, and dumb blondes Galadriel and Celeborn too bask in glory. Hmph. Stupid *fat elf Haldir! Who does he think he is?! Me an' me son are da sexy elves, notchoo!!!*]
Legolas laughed evilly once again. He stumbled infront of the mirror and looked at himself. His bloody hair was in a mess again and he still felt nauseus. He stripped of his clothes, he suddenly felt extremely hot and uncomfortable. He entered his bathroom and filled the bath with water and liquid soap. Once it was filled, he sank into the enticing water water, and felt his muscles relax. The calm and soft scent of the bath soapcalmed the waves of nausea. He took a deep breath and sank in deeper, till the water reached below his eyes. ~Why is this happening to me? Why?!~
* " I love you." Those words echoed in my head then, and it still does even now. At that time..I really believed it. "I love you" really meant I love you. "Amin mella le" meant Amin mella le. But now, let me think back.."I love you", merely means, "I wanna fuck you", nothing else. I was such a fool, and I am still. Those days, we 'made love', he was just ridding me like a horse of Rohan. Then it came, those words, words of parting. "It wasn't meant to be."
He was to wed the lovely Evenstar. Stupid bastard!*
Legolas realised the need for air, and he oushed himself up and gasped for air. He heaved heavily, and rested his hand on his stomach. He immediately jumped up in shock, like someone shoved an arrow up his arse. He climbed out of the tub in a rush, ans slipped, flat on the face. "Oomph!...Shit!". He got back up and rubbed his poor forehead.
He stared at himself in his full length mirror. He traced his fingers up and down his stomach. His breath became shallow. He clutched his chest, it started to ache.
He staggered towards his 'secret stash', and pulled out a bottle of wine. He didn't give a fuck whether he was nakeed. He popped it open, and chugged down the bittersweet contents.
~TBC!!~

Author: Ahh...finally had some time to post this up. Sorry for the wait. I love this fic too much so don't worry about reading a fic that is good for first chaps then is abandoned. Anyways, please review! It IS VERY, VERY, SIMPLE. Just click that button below, and say what you wanna!!! TTFN, tata for now! BTW, wassup with the format of the fics?! Everytime I upload something, the paragraphs get crammed together!