My god !! So many reviews and I am a beginner !! Thank you all !! I love ya !!! Send me some fangirls !!!! lol. Let's get serious a bit.

DD : Sorry I hurt your stomach. But I thank you ;-)

Cmdr Gabe E : Happy to see you liked my crazy story. You will have to wait to see the Key Master, Maker, lord of the Key, whatever you want to call him. But in this chap, you'll learn why he turned evil.

Darkangel-mysticat : Oh lord !! I nearly killed you !!! I missed !! You'll die laughing soon !!!!!! lol !! thank you for your review !

Audrey A : Thank you for your review. However I think I got rid whit my problem. You'll soon see something easy to read, I hope

So here we go with chap 3 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Chapter 3 - The story of the One Key

On the roof top of the Rivendell Hotel, Smelrond's council is ready. Smelrond tells the story of the One Key to the assembly.

Smelrond - Welcome to you all, people of the Middle City ! We are gathered here because the both worlds are in danger : the Reality and the Matrix. We must stand together blah blah blah....

Neo (to Trinity) - He starts to annoy me with his speech. What is the point ?

Trinity - It's me you ask it ?

Neo - Never mind..

Morpheus - Lord Smelrond, explain us what is happening. We 're wasting time !

Smelrond o_o' - Huh. True. There is a key, meant especially for the one, allowing him to go to the source and the sake of our both worlds. This key has plenty other powers : it opens everything, even Fort Knox, the White House or Bill Gates' house. The Keymaker forged it, but it corrupted his mind and he started to use it to spy on all the Matrix girl's locker rooms. After it, he became more ambitious. He stole money, software licences, and Cheesy Cakes, and corrupted nine Linux developers and made them the Gatezgulzs. He tried to get to the source ages ago (author : last month actually), but in front of the Building of Doom, he was stopped by the last alliance of computer elves and men-that-have-no-idea-what-is-the-Matrix. The men were told that he was a bad guy, and it was enough for them. During the battle, the One Key was lost, the Key Maker had to retreat, and then.

Neo - That's nice, but what happened to that key ?

Smelrond - I was coming to that before your smelly face INTERRUPTED ME !!!!! SHUT UP !!! I'M THE ONE WHO TALKS !!!

Neo O_O - O.K..

Smelrond - A little dude, Gollum, found The Key. It consumed his mind and it gave him access to everything he wanted. It brought him incredible big cash ! But the One Key betrayed him and came to Bill Bob, a hobbit. He saw no use for it so he gave it to me, to keep it until the One, Neo, comes to me. You will have to go to the Building of Doom and get to the Source.

Neo - So. If I remember the Lord of the Rings book, if I'm the one, I'm supposed to be Frodo ? LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL !!!! I am too big to.

Smelrond waves his hand on Neo and he becomes half the size of a normal human.

Neo - WHAT THE .. ?

Smelrond ^_^ - I thought you wanted it. It fits with the story.

Morpheus - Hey ! Can I be Gandalf ?

Voice - That is my part, punk head !

Everybody turns and sees the Oracle dressed like Gandalf, but without the beard. She's an old lady but not at this point. A strange Chinese elf with small round shades and long dark hair stands by her side. Legoraph

Smelrond - Welcome, Glorialf Foster. It is nice that you join the quest.

Morpheus - Awwww.Who am I then ? (pouts)

He turns into smaller but still bigger than the hobbit-Neo, and a big beard appears.

Smelrond - It fits you pretty good !! (laugh madly) MOUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Would like a nick ? Morphli ! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

Morpheus - STOP THAT ! I'LL BE THE DWARF ! BUT MY NAME REMAINS MORPHEUS !!! OK ????? You're so mean.

Legoraph - I will come to.

Trinity - And who should I be ? huh ? huh ?

Smelrond - Err. Well. I don't know. (thinks a long time). Here are my propostions : Arwen, Eowyn, or .. Sam.

Trinity - Sam ? You think I should be a gay gardener ? Did you watched me ? I'm a girl, damnit !!

Smelrond - Make your choice, I don't have a better one !

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So What will be Trin's answer ? How will Neo and Morpheus assume their new appearance ? Is the Oracle a good Gandalf ? Well, we'll see in an another chapter.

See ya ^___^ !!!!