-Perfect Annihilation-
Note: I don't own any of the Invader Zim characters! All I own is a pencil, some paper, and a computer. Although you are welcome to borrow the pencil, but you gotta give it back if you want the next update!
cortocircuito = short in Spanish
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an·ni·hi·la·tion
-The act or process of annihilating.
-The condition of having been annihilated; utter destruction.
Zim sighed. Annihilation. Something he would never get to do to the human race as long as he kept this up. His plans always backfired and his SIR, was GIR. Gir, who's extreme love of tacos, pigs, chicken, and other various objects was driving him insane. Then there was Dib, who lived to see Zim on a disecting table. Not to mention the other humanoids who just loved tormenting him with their filthy....filth. Zim turned around in his rolly-chair and called the Tallest. Purple came on the screen, he was doing some weird dance, while Red was eating nachos.
"Um, mighty tallest?" Zim asked.
"Wh-what? Oh no, Zim what do YOU want?" asked Purple, who had stopped dancing.
"Yeah Zim. Haven't you taken over...what was the name of the planet again?" Red asked.
"Earth." Zim replied.
"Yes. Earth." Red shuddered. "Creepy. Anyways, haven't you taken it over yet?"
"Not yet, oh great Tallest. I was thinking..." Zim started.
"Oh, and don't we love it when you think, Zim." Purple said sarcastically.
"I hope so my Tallest. Well, I was thinking, maybe I need more manpower down here on Earth." Zim said quietly.
"Did my ears decieve me? Did the almighty Zim actually ask for help? I must be dreaming. Did you hear it Red, or am I going crazy?" Purple shouted.
"I think he did Purple! Oh, this is something to remember. Where's the video camera?" Red asked.
Purple and Red laughed. They continued laughing until Red started choking on a nacho.
"We're going to have to discuss that one Zim." Purple told him, choking back tears of laughter.
"We'll have our people call your people Zim." Red said.
Purple disconnected Zim and turned to Red. He had an arched eyebrow, and seemed to be pondering something.
"Let's send him someone!" Red exclaimed.
"An insane someone!" Purple shouted.
"An insane GIRL someone!" Red exclaimed, jumping out of his chair with excitement.
"Oooo, good one Red!" Purple commented. "How about that insane girl we banished to Food Courtia a few months after Zim?"
"Oh! Oh! What was her name again?" Red asked.
"Cortocircuito. Also known as Invader Courtney." Purple said with disgust.
"Yes! That's her! Call Zim! Tell him we got a "prize" Invader for him" Red said, stifling a giggle.
Purple connected to Earth, and got Zim on the line. Zim's gigantic head swiveled around on the screen with a nervous look on his face. Purple glanced at Red and saw that he was eager to give Zim the news.
"Red!" Purple whispered. "You can tell him."
Red's eyes thanked him and he turned to Zim with a gleeful smile on his face.
"Well, Zim. We have selected an Invader to help you with your mission. Her name is Invader Courtney. She's a prize Invader on planet Gumdrop, home of giant candy." He paused here and looked towards Zim. Zim looked inevitibaly happy. "She should arrive within two weeks."
"Yes. It's a shame we would have to let her go, she's been a wonderful Invader. Along with her we will be sending some of the best weapons in Irken technology." Purple said.
"Oh thank you my Tallest! Earth's defeat will be a victory for all Invaders!" Zim cried. And standing up in his rolly chair he started yelling. "Earth will be MIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!" He screamed and fell out of his chair. "I'm alright." He said. And the Tallest disconnected from Earth.
"Oh that was sweet!" Red yelled.
"That it was." Purple agreed. "Let's call up our Head Guy at Food Courtia and tell him to send Invader Courtney to Earth. All expenses will be payed for by Invader Zim, of course."
"Yeah, I'll connect him." Red exclaimed.
An Irken Invader's head came up on the screen and looked slightly nervous. "Yes m-my Tallest? You request something?" He asked anxiously.
"Yes, Invader Nog, we have a proposition for you, over there on Food Courtia."
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A/N: Well, I hoped ya'll like it! Please review this! This was my first Invader Zim FanFic. Uh....I think it's pretty good.
~Poof
Note: I don't own any of the Invader Zim characters! All I own is a pencil, some paper, and a computer. Although you are welcome to borrow the pencil, but you gotta give it back if you want the next update!
cortocircuito = short in Spanish
*****
an·ni·hi·la·tion
-The act or process of annihilating.
-The condition of having been annihilated; utter destruction.
Zim sighed. Annihilation. Something he would never get to do to the human race as long as he kept this up. His plans always backfired and his SIR, was GIR. Gir, who's extreme love of tacos, pigs, chicken, and other various objects was driving him insane. Then there was Dib, who lived to see Zim on a disecting table. Not to mention the other humanoids who just loved tormenting him with their filthy....filth. Zim turned around in his rolly-chair and called the Tallest. Purple came on the screen, he was doing some weird dance, while Red was eating nachos.
"Um, mighty tallest?" Zim asked.
"Wh-what? Oh no, Zim what do YOU want?" asked Purple, who had stopped dancing.
"Yeah Zim. Haven't you taken over...what was the name of the planet again?" Red asked.
"Earth." Zim replied.
"Yes. Earth." Red shuddered. "Creepy. Anyways, haven't you taken it over yet?"
"Not yet, oh great Tallest. I was thinking..." Zim started.
"Oh, and don't we love it when you think, Zim." Purple said sarcastically.
"I hope so my Tallest. Well, I was thinking, maybe I need more manpower down here on Earth." Zim said quietly.
"Did my ears decieve me? Did the almighty Zim actually ask for help? I must be dreaming. Did you hear it Red, or am I going crazy?" Purple shouted.
"I think he did Purple! Oh, this is something to remember. Where's the video camera?" Red asked.
Purple and Red laughed. They continued laughing until Red started choking on a nacho.
"We're going to have to discuss that one Zim." Purple told him, choking back tears of laughter.
"We'll have our people call your people Zim." Red said.
Purple disconnected Zim and turned to Red. He had an arched eyebrow, and seemed to be pondering something.
"Let's send him someone!" Red exclaimed.
"An insane someone!" Purple shouted.
"An insane GIRL someone!" Red exclaimed, jumping out of his chair with excitement.
"Oooo, good one Red!" Purple commented. "How about that insane girl we banished to Food Courtia a few months after Zim?"
"Oh! Oh! What was her name again?" Red asked.
"Cortocircuito. Also known as Invader Courtney." Purple said with disgust.
"Yes! That's her! Call Zim! Tell him we got a "prize" Invader for him" Red said, stifling a giggle.
Purple connected to Earth, and got Zim on the line. Zim's gigantic head swiveled around on the screen with a nervous look on his face. Purple glanced at Red and saw that he was eager to give Zim the news.
"Red!" Purple whispered. "You can tell him."
Red's eyes thanked him and he turned to Zim with a gleeful smile on his face.
"Well, Zim. We have selected an Invader to help you with your mission. Her name is Invader Courtney. She's a prize Invader on planet Gumdrop, home of giant candy." He paused here and looked towards Zim. Zim looked inevitibaly happy. "She should arrive within two weeks."
"Yes. It's a shame we would have to let her go, she's been a wonderful Invader. Along with her we will be sending some of the best weapons in Irken technology." Purple said.
"Oh thank you my Tallest! Earth's defeat will be a victory for all Invaders!" Zim cried. And standing up in his rolly chair he started yelling. "Earth will be MIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!" He screamed and fell out of his chair. "I'm alright." He said. And the Tallest disconnected from Earth.
"Oh that was sweet!" Red yelled.
"That it was." Purple agreed. "Let's call up our Head Guy at Food Courtia and tell him to send Invader Courtney to Earth. All expenses will be payed for by Invader Zim, of course."
"Yeah, I'll connect him." Red exclaimed.
An Irken Invader's head came up on the screen and looked slightly nervous. "Yes m-my Tallest? You request something?" He asked anxiously.
"Yes, Invader Nog, we have a proposition for you, over there on Food Courtia."
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A/N: Well, I hoped ya'll like it! Please review this! This was my first Invader Zim FanFic. Uh....I think it's pretty good.
~Poof
