-Perfect Annihilation-

Disclaimer- I don't own Invader Zim or any of its affiliates. All I own now is a pencil, some paper, a computer, and Invader Courtney! (^_^)

[A/N:] YAY! I got a review!! [Go Me! Go Me!] I've been alternating between stories and I didn't think I'd have time to do all 3. But I have! YAY! I'm so happy I could sing the "Doom Song". Although I'm not, [much to the dismay of Gir!] but we are meeting Invader Courtney. This should be fun....[Evil Grin] Hey! I don't know what I'm going to type either! I'm just letting this go on my own. [Hehehe!] Well, read & review!

~Poof

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[3 Weeks Later]

"GIIIIIIIIIIR!!!" Zim screamed. "What have you done!?! I had this....place...actually CLEAN!!!!!"

"Yeah, well. Pig didn't like it. Plus, I got Courtney some tacos!" Gir replied.

Zim looked around the labarotary he had just cleaned. It was now spotted with mud, dirt, chicken bones, and stuffed pigs. Gir was in the middle beside a giant bag of tacos, with grease seeping through the paper bag.

"Gir! Please this up....NOW!" He yelled.

"Yes sir, Master sir." Gir said, salluting at Zim.

Then the doorbell rang. Zim's head snapped up. "Gir! Put your costume on! Now!"

Zim got into the elevator/toilet thing and zoomed up to the kitchen. He zoomed out of the kitchen and ran to the door. He slammed the door open and saw a mysterious looking person standing in front him. They were wearing a trench coat, and a hat that covered their face.

"Courtney?" asked Zim in a confused voice.

"Courtney?!" asked a annoyed MALE voice. A hand went up and pulled the hat back. Dib stood staring at Zim.

"Since when have I become a girl Zim?

"What are you doing here?" Zim asked acidly.

"Well, professional alien hunters, they wear this stuff. I figured that if I wore this outfit, it'll help me plan my latest plot against you." Dib said excitedly.

Zim stared at him. Then he went up to Dib and snatched off his trenchcoat and hat.

"It's not a good plot if you tell me about, stupid human." And Zim walked inside the house and slammed the door.

"Hey! That cost $20!" Dib yelled.

Zim went and threw himself on the couch. "GIR! I have a new toy for you to play with."

"Oooo! Coat....." Gir snatched the coat and placed it over him. Then he started running around in little circles.

"Gir, PLEASE try not to make a mess. Invader Courtney should be here any minute now. Hand me the remote control."

Gir obediantly handed the control to Zim. Zim flipped through the channels, looking for something to watch on the opiate of the massives. He was just starting to get into The Angry Money show, when the doorbell rang.

"I'll GET IT!" shrieked Gir.

"NOOOOO GIR don't!" Zim yelled.

[Insert Slow Motion Scene]

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Zim yelled, lunging at the door.

"I'll get it! I'll get it! I'll get it! I'll get it!" Gir was singing, as he skipped towards the door.

[Stop Slow Motion Scene]

BAM!

Zim crashed into the wall beside the door while Gir opened it.

"Hi! Welcome to Zim's house!" Gir said.

Outside the door stood an Irken alien, with bright blue eyes. She had a hood over her so no one would see her antennas.

"Hi. I'm Invader Courtney."

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[A/N:] I thought this was a wonderful spot to stop at. [Wink Wink] I've got to go....[eek eek] wash clothes. Um, I'll probably add another chapter today, but who knows! I've got to work on my other stories too y'know.