Disclaimer: Do I really need to keep saying it? [Inward Sigh] I don't own any of the characters. Writing fanfiction is only a hobby and if I did own Invader Zim, I would sic The Angry Monkey on you if you didn't review. But, alas, I don't own it.

[A/N:] In response to a review from Maniacal Dragon, I'd like to say that Invader Courtney only said one line. (^_^) How insane can you act while introducing yourself? LOL, but you will see a lot more of her insanity in this chapter. [Glowers with excitement] And yes Maniacal Dragon, sending malfunctioning SIRs did cross my mind. :-)

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Gir stood in his little dog suit staring at her. Then he went up to her and handed a soppy, greasy taco.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Courtney screamed. "TACOOOOOOOOOOO!" and with that she flung the taco as hard as she could and it whacked Zim upside the head.

"OW!" Then he got a glimpse of Courtney. Recognition clicked in his oblong head. "No. No..the Tallest must have made a mistake. Not you. ANYONE BUT YOU!" He remembered her from Invader Acadamey. She was crazy. Really crazy. When she made a 99 on the Invader Test, she screamed and lunged herself at the teacher, bashing him with a pencil and some other object. Why, oh why, did the Tallest send him this....this...monstrosity of the Irken race? 'Maybe they don't like me?' Zim thought. 'Nah, that's crazy. I'm one of their favorite Invaders.' He dismissed the idea completely.

"Zimmy!" She screeched jumping on the couch. "I missed you! They said you were on Food Courtia then you left to come here! I was on Food Courtia too!" Then she pouted. "How come you never looked me up Zimmy?"

"Don't call me that!" Zim yelled. He shuddered, the name sickened him to no end. "I have to call the Tallest. They made a mistake." He started pacing the floor.

"Yeah, the made a mistake by sending Zimmy to this filthy planet. It screams to be destroyed."

Zim stopped. "Do you really think so?" he asked.

"Sure! I mean, I hate The Angry Monkey show. It disgusts me."

"So do I!"

Zim looked at Courtney, maybe she wouldn't be so bad after all.

CRASH!

Ok, maybe not.

Courtney and Gir were throwing a stuffed pig around. Then the doorbell rang.

"Courtney!" Zim hissed. "HIDE! WE CAN'T LET THE HUMANS KNOW YOU ARE HERE!"

Gir picked up Courtney and slammed her under the couch. "That good Master?"

Zim made sure his "disguise" was on and opened the door. There stood a surley looking police officer eating a doughnut. His badge said "Milton Thomas".

"Good evening superior officer of the law. How may I assist you?" Zim asked.

"Uh, well, the neighbors, they thought they heard some screamin' and loud noises. I just came over here to make sure everything was alright." Officer Milton said.

"Oh, everything is fine Officer, my dog is just um, very sick. He was howling in pain." He said with false sadness.

"Well, I'll be in the neighbor hood, so you just holler if you need something." And with that, Officer Milton walked off towards the doughnut shop.

"Phew. That was close, huh Gir? Gir? Gir? GIR!!" He looked around and saw him and Courtney smashing pots and stuff in the kitchen.

"I HAVE GOT TO CALL THE TALLEST!" Zim screamed at the sky.

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[A/N:] Well the much anticiapated, Chapter 3 is done! Onward noble steed! :-) Review please. Pretty please? With sugar on top?