Disclaimer: I don't own Invader Zim, although I own Invader Courtney. And the idea for this chapter came from Invader Nicole. Let's give her a round of applause! *Clap Clap Clap*

[A/N: I haven't updated any of my stories in a while, but it's not my fault!! My chapters won't upload! *Cry...sob* But I have been getting reviews! ^_^ YAY! Woo! Alright! Now, I got this idea from Nicole (ruben827@cs.com) so ya'll can thank her, huh? I'd also like to thank Invader Meow! LOL...so....yeah. On with ZIM!]

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"What do you mean you won't take her back?" Zim cried. He had called the Tallest in a futile attempt for them to take Courtney back. However, they just said 'No.'

"You wanted help!" Red said, playing paddleball.

"Yeah! We sent it." Purple replied, also playing paddleball.

"But I meant someone useful! Not someone who'd try to kill me with a taco!" Zim pleaded.

"Oh ZIMMY?" Courtney cried from the kitchen, "Gir's head is stuck in the toilet."

Zim sighed heavily. "D'you see what I mean? Please mighty Tallest? Please?!"

"No Zim. Later!" Red cried.

"Yeah, we're going to the hot tubs!" Purple replied.

CLICK! The screen cut off and Zim was still stuck with Courtney. He walked to the toilet to see Gir's lower body, flailing and kicking, sticking out.

"Hi master!" Gir shrieked, his voice echoey from inside the toilet.

"C'mon Courtney, we've gotta get you a disguise." Zim said monotonelessly.

"Neat..." Courtney replied in an awed voice. Zim pressed a button and Gir popped out of the toilet.

Zim grabbed Courtney by the arm and pulled her down to the lab, where she would be fitted for a disguise among the human...stink-beasts.

"Computer!" Zim commanded. "Fit Invader...Courtney for a costume. I need to make up a plan of what to do with her."

A robotic arm snactched up Courtney and placed her inside a mechanical box. Zim heard her annoying cries of excitement and tried to block them out.

"GIR! Get down here. We need to think of what to do with Courtney." Zim shuddered. "The Tallest won't take her back, so we've got to plan something..." Zim stared off into space, while Gir mindlessly played with a stuffed moose.

"I saw the big-headed boy today, Master." Gir said. "Yup, he was wearing a spy-outfit outside the door. He told me not to tell you."

"Wha? Dib? Outside the base!? GIR! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME EARLIER?" Zim bellowed.

"Well, you and Courtney were playing tag with the tacos, and it looked like you were having fun. I didn't want to bother you." Gir replied nonchalantly.

"I wasn't having fun." Zim shuddered. "How dare you suggest I was having fun with that pathetic excuse for an Invader. The Tallest probably sent her down here for me to teach her how a REAL Invader acts."

"So..." A voice slithered. "You have another plan to take over Earth. I've got proof this time." There was a flash of light. Zim looked to the toilet opening above him and saw Dib taking pictures with a very nice looking camera.

"DIB!" Zim screamed. "Don't you know you are trespassing? GET OUT!"

"Sure. But lemme get a picture of the android first." Dib replied. He started randomly clicking pictures of the lower level of Zim's lab.

Zim smiled to himself. "Computer! Escort the Dib-beast to the door!" He commanded. He then chuckled. Dib wasn't going to have any pictures. He was sure of that.

A robotic arm extended out of the wall and grabbed Dib around the waist. It pulled him through the chimney and dropped him outside the door of the base. Dib stood up and dusted himself off, looking for the robotic arm. He didn't see it, and so, taking a chance. Ran back to his house.

"Heheheh, puny human. How dare he try to undermine me with his pathetic human technology." Zim muttered arrogantly. He turned around in his rolly chair to his computer. "Computer! Show me the hard drive for that camera." The imagery of the insides of a camera popped up. "Show me the pictures he has taken." The screen showed pictures of Zim, Zim's lab, Gir, and a girl with a GS2 in her hand. "Delete all of these except for the Gaz worm and replace them with pictures of Gir's moose." Instantly pictures of a moose replaced all pictures related to Zim. "We're done computer!" Zim said and turned around in rolly chair.

"I'm done." Courtney said in a sing-song voice.

"Really?" Zim replied turning around in his rolly chair. "Whoa--" He stared at Courtney. The computer had outdone it's self. Courtney looked exactly like a stink-beast. She had long black pigtails, black eyes, and she was wearing a star in the middle of her shirt. "You look more convincing then Tak did!" Zim exclaimed.

"Tak?" Courtney's voice went from shrillness to anger. "Tak was here on Earth? That slimy pathetic excuse for an Irken invader? The Tallest sent her?!"

"Looks like someone is a little jealous!" Zim said.

"Am not."

"Are too!"

"Am not!"

"Are too!"

"Am not!"

"Are too!"

"Are too!"

"Am not! Hey! You tricked me!" Courtney said angrily.

"No matter Courtney. The plan is, you are going to befriend Dib, this hideous stink beast who has been causing me problems. You are going to be his downfall, do you understand me?"

"Yes Commander!" Courtney salluted.

"Commander Zim....I like the sound of that!"

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Wahhh! My computer was messing up and I couldn't upload anything for three whole days! That sucks! Anyways, here's chapter 5.