Chapter 2 – Embarrassed idiots covered in fudge

Harry: The first stage of our Game is the obstacle course! Our contestants must slide down a small flume, jump over small hurdles and then jump in a tub of hot fudge and look for a fake golden snitch, then run back around the course hopping on one foot.

*All the contestants stare open mouthed at Harry, causing Wormtail to drool slightly*

Harry: Right, who wants to go first?

*Everyone points at Snape*

Snape: Oh thanks!

Harry: Ok Snivellus, let's start!   

Snape: *Growling* Fine.

One of Snape's feet is on the ladder, the whistle blows and he climbs up very quickly, but then slips and falls.

Audience: Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!  

Snape: *hysterical* don't be mean!

Harry: Get on with it you girl!

Snape: Shut up!

Snape starts to climb the ladder but slower this time and slides down the flume. He jumps over three hurdles but trips on a few but manages to get to the tub of fudge. He dives in head first and no one sees him for a few seconds. He resurfaces covered in fudge with a scowl on his face but holding a foam snitch.

Audience: *Claps unenthusiastically*

Harry: Next is Bellatrix.

Bellatrix completes the flume and hurdles but refuses to jump in the tub of fudge. Sirius runs out and pushes her in. She steps out a few minutes later with the snitch.

Harry: Right, Dolores you're next!

Dolores slides down the flume and trips on every hurdle and takes ages to find the snitch in the fudge, but eventually returns with no applause.

Harry: Go Tom!

Tom does well for an evil bastard but gets burn marks from the fudge (even though it's not that hot).

Harry: Peter.

Peter stumbles on the steps and gets into the slide but gets stuck halfway.

Audience: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Remus brings out a long stick and pokes Peter in the flume who eventually manages to slide down. He trips over and falls flat on his face before he even jumps the first hurdle, he walks around them and jumps into the fudge head first (what an idiot) and finds the snitch. He holds it above his head triumphantly but then drops it and spends another five minutes looking for it.

Harry: Last and definitely least, Draco.

*The audience screams*

Draco slides down the flume, jumps the hurdles perfectly and jumps into the fudge and starts dancing again whilst fudge is dripping down his body.

Ron: Take it off!

*Everyone stares at Ron who looks like he hadn't said anything but still looks around the room whistling*

Draco becomes tired so he swims through the fudge and eventually finds the last snitch.

Harry: Well done everyone. The loser of that round was Peter for his cheating

*Everyone glares*

Harry: And Draco is the winner.

Audience: Yay!!!!!

Snape: That is sooo unfair!

Bellatrix: *sounding drunk* Ah shut up!

Tom: Right…

Bellatrix: What are you going on about Tommy boy?

Tom: Nothing *rolls eyes*

Bellatrix: Oi!

Bellatrix pounces on Tom who is knocked onto the floor.

Tom: Stop trying to fu-

Harry: That's enough! I will not fucking have shitty bad fucking language on my show you bastard!

Tom and Bellatrix get off of each other and look guiltily at the floor.

Bellatrix/Tom: *mumbling* Sorry…

Harry: That's better! The first stage of the game is complete but their not all this easy *glares at Peter* so get ready for some cake!

Audience: Huh? What?

Harry: *holding cake* what? I'm hungry!

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A/N: Another chapter down! Please review! Thank you to all of you who did and enjoyed reading.