Disclaimer: Don't own 'em..

A/N: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! WHHEEEEEEEEEE! I'm spinnin' in my rolly chair! WOOOO! *Coughs, then regains composure* I've been added to someone's fave story list. I feel loved. Aw. Anyways. Go here:

http://www.petitiononline.com/izlovers/petition.html

To sign the "Bring Back Invader Zim" petition. If you don't sign it, you're INSANE!

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"Welcome to skool. You're in Mrs. Bitters class. Along with me and....Dib." Zim shuddered, thinking about his big headed enemy. "Do you remember the plan Courtney? YOU DON'T KNOW ME! If you act like you do, the humans will be suspicious."

Zim opened the door to Mrs. Bitters classroom and walked to his desk. Mrs. Bitters hovered over to Courtney and grabbed her arm. "You must be the new DOOMed child. Let me introduce you to the rest of the DOOMed." Mrs. Bitters turned to the class. "Class we have a new student. Her name is Courtney Mystérieux. You can say one thing and then I never want to hear from you again."

"Um, hi! I'm a 5th grader, like you! I used to live in Roswell, and then my parents sent me here. I'm interested in the parascience, and I swear my next door neighbor is a yeti."

"Mr. Brewski?" Dib asked.

"Yeah yeah! That's him!" Courtney exclaimed.

"Silence!" Mrs. Bitters threatened. "Courtney go sit behind...Dib. He's DOOMed more than anyone else. Maybe some of it will rub off on you."

Zim smiled. It was all going according to plan. Courtney walked to her desk behind Dib. The girls started whispering about this strange new girl...Courtney.

"As I was saying class, all of you are DOOMed! Doom! Doom doom doom doom, doom doom doom doom doom doom doom. People like Dib and Zim, and Courtney are DOOMed! Doom doom doom.."

Dib turned around. "Do you really like the parascience? It's awesome. That guy over there..." Dib paused to point at Zim, "he's an alien. He's horrible and is bent on wiping out all mankind. I hate him."

Courtney blinked, struggling to for words. "Um. The parasciense is cool. Zim? That's a weird name. He looks like an alien. How do you know he's horrible? You hate him for being an alien? Isn't that like prejudice against aliens or something? Not all aliens are bad."

Dib pondered for a moment. "I know he is horrible. He plans to take over Earth! That's horrible. I don't hate him for BEING an alien. Well...I'd love to see him on an autopsy table. But....aliens are EVIL!"

"DIB!" Mrs. Bitters snapped. "What was I talking about?"

"You were...uh...saying...that...people like me are DOOMed?" Dib stuttered.

Mrs. Bitters eyes narrowed. "No. But that'll pass anyways. As I was saying people like Zim are DOOMed..."

Courtney looked around. The human stench was making her antenna quiver. 'How does Zim stand this all day?' she wondered. Her eyes rested on one girl in paticular. One girl who's holographic disguise didn't fool her. Tak.

Zim looked between Courtney and Tak. 'Their rivalry could definitely be a problem.' Zim thought. 'Hm...I should get them to be friends.' He looked at Courtney and then Tak. 'Nah, a fight between those two would be something to enjoy.'

Dib slipped a note onto Courtney's desk! 'Finally!' He thought. 'Someone to discuss Zim with. Who is NOT an alien.' He shot a glare at Tak. 'Heh...ok anyways...'

Courtney looked down at the square piece of paper on her desk. She shot a glance at Zim. He was mouthing something. OPEN IT. 'Oh okay!' Courtney thought. She opened the piece of paper, and scrawled in untidy handwriting was a note from Dib;

Courtney...

Heheh, you're the first girl I've ever written a note to. Wow. That's kinda neat. Anyways, I was wondering if you wanted to come to my house and ... y'know look at some of my paranormal stuff. And um...yeah. Okay...I'm not good at this. If you say no I'll understand. Um. Yeah.

-Dib

Courtney stared at the back of Dib's head. She pulled out the pencil Zim had given to her and wrote something back;

Dib:

I'd love to go to your house and look at some of the notes. I'll just have to let the family I'm staying with know. I'll bring my notebook. ^_^ Can't wait 'till this afternoon!

~Courtney J. Mystérieux~

She folded the note onto a football fashion and flicked it over to Dib's desk. Her curly handwriting was obviously Irken, but then again, if Dib had ever seen Zim's handwriting, he wouldn't be able to tell, because Zim's handwriting was so sloppy.

She looked over at Zim and saw that he was doodling a little drawing of Earth on fire. She looked at Tak and Tak seemed to be writing a note, but she wasn't sure. Dib was.....writing Courtney's name over and over on a piece of paper and surrounding it with little hearts?!

She leaned over the desk to get a better view, but the bell ring. It startled her so bad that she jumped up. Zim had to stifle his snickering, as the class shuffled out of the classroom.

"C'mon Courtney! I've got to introduce you to Gaz!" Dib called, grabbing Courtney by the arm.

'Here goes nothing!' Courtney thought.

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-Courtney is insane, however when on a mission she is very intelligent. But she is still one CRAZY Irken.

-Tak and Courtney are rivals from Invader School

-Mystérieux = Mystery in French, and J. (Her Middle Initial) stands for Jae. Cool? Cool.

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Gir: *Blink* That was cool....Master likes Courtney!

Zim: WHAT!?! ME?!?! ZIM NEEDS NO MATE!

Me: Yeah right Zim...whatever...

Zim: REALLY! *Sigh* This sucks.

Gir: I want a taco!!

Me: *pats Gir on the back* I know Gir. I know.

Zim: REVIEW HER STINK BEASTS! OR FACE THE WRATH OF ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!

Me: Calm down Zim, sheeesh. They don't have to review me. *Wink* Although it'd be nice...

Gir: TACO!!!

Zim: GIR!!!!

Gir: Maybe Master needs to get laid. *Runs away*

Zim: GIIIIIIIR!!!!!! *Chases after him*

Me: Um...ok. I'll be waiting patiently for my reviews, while workin' on chapter 7! Bye! *Runs in the direction Zim and Gir went* WAIIT! COME BACK!

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