Chapter 3 – Desires and fears

Harry finishes his cake and leaves the plate lying on the floor.

Harry: *Licking his lips* Right, onto the next event! It includes two stages; I will tell you the first. Inside this cupboard is a Boggart. You need to fight your worst fear. MWHAHAHAHA!!!!

Harry: *Cough* Anyway, who would like to go first?

*Everyone points at Peter*

Peter: Noooooooooo!!!!

He runs away but slips on the plate Harry left on the floor.

Peter: Damn.

Harry: Ok Peter, your first.

Peter stands in front of the Boggart with his wand lifted; the cupboard door opens and out comes Peter's most terrible, horrifying fear… a book.

Audience: HA HA HA HA!!!!!  

To add to the audience's amusement, it was a book called: "So you think you need a diet?"

Peter: *quivering* I'm scared!

Bellatrix: Ah shut up!

Harry: Stop bloody drinking you bitch!

Bellatrix: Language, Potter!

Harry: Why does everyone call me Potter?! My name is Harry!! STOP CALLING ME POTTER!!!!!

Bellatrix: Ok…

Meanwhile the diet book is opening in front of Peters face.

Peter: Riddikulus!

The book pages are ripped out and torn into tiny pieces.

Harry: Right, Snape!

Snape: Ok, POTTER!!!

Harry: *glares at Snape*

The Boggart changes into what Snape is most scared of… a shower!

Snape: AHHHHH!!!! It's too horrible to describe!!!

Sirius: I think it's quite easy to describe. All you do is step inside and turn the switch and water comes out-

Snape: *covering ears and whimpering* Shut up!

Sirius: Then your whole body gets nice and clean and your hair will smell and look nice and fresh…

Snape: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Snape runs out of the studio screaming so someone else has to finish his Boggart.

Harry: Dolores!

Dolores' Boggart changes into… a chicken.

Harry: Ha ha ha! Now the chicken will get its own back for all those quills you made from its feathers!

Remus: Harry, what are you talking about? Quills aren't made from chicken feathers.

Harry: *shocked face* WHAT??!?!

Meanwhile Dolores is being chased by the chicken.

Dolores: HELP ME!!!! 

Harry: Do you not understand the rules of this show? I can not help you in any way. So ha di ha to you!

Dolores: You're mean!!

Harry: *smug look* well…

Eventually, Dolores manages to defeat the Boggart chicken and lets Tom have his turn.

Tom's Boggart is his eleven year old self wearing Gryffindor colours.

Tom: No! Please god no!

Harry: Grow up and hurry!

Tom: Fine, Riddikulus!

The Gryffindor robes turn into Slytherin ones.

Tom: Ah, that's better.

Harry: Bellatrix you're next!

Bellatrix's Boggart is her body lying dead on the floor.

Sirius: You're scared of dying?! How do you think I felt!?!

Bellatrix looks very interested in the floor.

Bellatrix: I dunno! I've never died before.

Sirius: Well, let me help you!

Remus: Sirius no! You're going to ruin the whole game!

Sirius: Ok, I'm calm.

Bellatrix causes her Boggart to rise from the dead.

Harry: Well, that was boring!

Draco: Can I go now?

Harry: Yes.

Draco: *Jumps up and down* yay!!! Thank you.

*Kisses Harry on the cheek*

Harry: *blushing* well thanks…

Draco stands in front of the Boggart which turns into a ferret.

Draco: Eeep! I'm frightened!

Audience: Awwww!!!

Dolores: Hey! Why didn't you aww me when I was being chased by a chicken?

Everyone raises their eyebrows as though it's obvious

Dolores: Oh right, I get it.

Draco makes the ferret stand as still as a statue.

Harry: Well done! The next stage is the mirror of erised. We will give you Veritaserum beforehand so you can tell us truthfully what you see.

Peter: But what if we start saying other truthful things?

Harry: All the more fun for me!

They are all given Veritaserum.

Draco: You're kinda hot Harry…

Harry: Really? You think so? Cause I've started working out and-

Harry: Let's just start the game.

Snape: I'll go first.

Harry: Ah good your back now!

Snape: *stares guiltily at the floor* yes.

Snape stands in front of the mirror and admits to what he sees.

Snape: I'm with Lilly and we're kissing underneath a big oak tree.

Harry: Oi!

Remus and Sirius restrain Harry.

Harry: Its ok, I'm alright. Bellatrix!

Bellatrix: I'm holding a beautiful baby girl with a big red bow in her hair.

Harry: *laughing* you want a baby? I can't picture that!

Bellatrix: *tears in her eyes* shut up! I'd make a great mum!

Harry: Sure…

Draco: Me now!

Draco: I'm kissing Harry within an inch of his life!

Harry starts to blush a deep shade of red.

Harry: Peter!

Peter: I'm thin! And gorgeous!

Sirius: So technically, the complete opposite that you are now.

Peter glares at Sirius.

Sirius: What?! It's true!

Harry: You're next Dolores.

Dolores: I'm headmistress at Hogwarts and everyone loves me and is bowing down at me.

Remus: Keep dreaming…

Harry: Tom!

Tom:

Tom's dad: I love you Tom!

Tom: I love you daddy!

They both hug very tightly.

Tom: My daddy never loved me! *cries*

Harry: But you never loved him!

Tom: I know! But I would have if he had loved me! And if he wasn't a disgusting muggle.

Harry: Right… Anyway, that's the end of event two!

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A/N: I hope you enjoyed my chapter, please review!