Chapter 3 – Desires and fears
Harry finishes his cake and leaves the plate lying on the floor.
Harry: *Licking his lips* Right, onto the next event! It includes two stages; I will tell you the first. Inside this cupboard is a Boggart. You need to fight your worst fear. MWHAHAHAHA!!!!
Harry: *Cough* Anyway, who would like to go first?
*Everyone points at Peter*
Peter: Noooooooooo!!!!
He runs away but slips on the plate Harry left on the floor.
Peter: Damn.
Harry: Ok Peter, your first.
Peter stands in front of the Boggart with his wand lifted; the cupboard door opens and out comes Peter's most terrible, horrifying fear… a book.
Audience: HA HA HA HA!!!!!
To add to the audience's amusement, it was a book called: "So you think you need a diet?"
Peter: *quivering* I'm scared!
Bellatrix: Ah shut up!
Harry: Stop bloody drinking you bitch!
Bellatrix: Language, Potter!
Harry: Why does everyone call me Potter?! My name is Harry!! STOP CALLING ME POTTER!!!!!
Bellatrix: Ok…
Meanwhile the diet book is opening in front of Peters face.
Peter: Riddikulus!
The book pages are ripped out and torn into tiny pieces.
Harry: Right, Snape!
Snape: Ok, POTTER!!!
Harry: *glares at Snape*
The Boggart changes into what Snape is most scared of… a shower!
Snape: AHHHHH!!!! It's too horrible to describe!!!
Sirius: I think it's quite easy to describe. All you do is step inside and turn the switch and water comes out-
Snape: *covering ears and whimpering* Shut up!
Sirius: Then your whole body gets nice and clean and your hair will smell and look nice and fresh…
Snape: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Snape runs out of the studio screaming so someone else has to finish his Boggart.
Harry: Dolores!
Dolores' Boggart changes into… a chicken.
Harry: Ha ha ha! Now the chicken will get its own back for all those quills you made from its feathers!
Remus: Harry, what are you talking about? Quills aren't made from chicken feathers.
Harry: *shocked face* WHAT??!?!
Meanwhile Dolores is being chased by the chicken.
Dolores: HELP ME!!!!
Harry: Do you not understand the rules of this show? I can not help you in any way. So ha di ha to you!
Dolores: You're mean!!
Harry: *smug look* well…
Eventually, Dolores manages to defeat the Boggart chicken and lets Tom have his turn.
Tom's Boggart is his eleven year old self wearing Gryffindor colours.
Tom: No! Please god no!
Harry: Grow up and hurry!
Tom: Fine, Riddikulus!
The Gryffindor robes turn into Slytherin ones.
Tom: Ah, that's better.
Harry: Bellatrix you're next!
Bellatrix's Boggart is her body lying dead on the floor.
Sirius: You're scared of dying?! How do you think I felt!?!
Bellatrix looks very interested in the floor.
Bellatrix: I dunno! I've never died before.
Sirius: Well, let me help you!
Remus: Sirius no! You're going to ruin the whole game!
Sirius: Ok, I'm calm.
Bellatrix causes her Boggart to rise from the dead.
Harry: Well, that was boring!
Draco: Can I go now?
Harry: Yes.
Draco: *Jumps up and down* yay!!! Thank you.
*Kisses Harry on the cheek*
Harry: *blushing* well thanks…
Draco stands in front of the Boggart which turns into a ferret.
Draco: Eeep! I'm frightened!
Audience: Awwww!!!
Dolores: Hey! Why didn't you aww me when I was being chased by a chicken?
Everyone raises their eyebrows as though it's obvious
Dolores: Oh right, I get it.
Draco makes the ferret stand as still as a statue.
Harry: Well done! The next stage is the mirror of erised. We will give you Veritaserum beforehand so you can tell us truthfully what you see.
Peter: But what if we start saying other truthful things?
Harry: All the more fun for me!
They are all given Veritaserum.
Draco: You're kinda hot Harry…
Harry: Really? You think so? Cause I've started working out and-
Harry: Let's just start the game.
Snape: I'll go first.
Harry: Ah good your back now!
Snape: *stares guiltily at the floor* yes.
Snape stands in front of the mirror and admits to what he sees.
Snape: I'm with Lilly and we're kissing underneath a big oak tree.
Harry: Oi!
Remus and Sirius restrain Harry.
Harry: Its ok, I'm alright. Bellatrix!
Bellatrix: I'm holding a beautiful baby girl with a big red bow in her hair.
Harry: *laughing* you want a baby? I can't picture that!
Bellatrix: *tears in her eyes* shut up! I'd make a great mum!
Harry: Sure…
Draco: Me now!
Draco: I'm kissing Harry within an inch of his life!
Harry starts to blush a deep shade of red.
Harry: Peter!
Peter: I'm thin! And gorgeous!
Sirius: So technically, the complete opposite that you are now.
Peter glares at Sirius.
Sirius: What?! It's true!
Harry: You're next Dolores.
Dolores: I'm headmistress at Hogwarts and everyone loves me and is bowing down at me.
Remus: Keep dreaming…
Harry: Tom!
Tom:
Tom's dad: I love you Tom!
Tom: I love you daddy!
They both hug very tightly.
Tom: My daddy never loved me! *cries*
Harry: But you never loved him!
Tom: I know! But I would have if he had loved me! And if he wasn't a disgusting muggle.
Harry: Right… Anyway, that's the end of event two!
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A/N: I hope you enjoyed my chapter, please review!
