Chapter four – The end of the weird one
Harry: Sadly, our show is coming to an end.
*Complete silence*
Harry: You're meant to say aww!
Audience: Awwwwwww!!!!
Harry: That's better. Now the last event is a final plea from our contestants to say why they shouldn't die.
Contestants: WHAT?!!?!!
Harry: What?
Snape: Someone dies at the end of this show?
Harry: Well duh!
Bellatrix: *sounds frightened* you never told us!
Harry: Well if I had you never would have agreed to come on the show would you? Then the ratings would drop and I'd be fired!
Peter: So that means as long as you're ok it doesn't matter but one innocent person has to die?
Sirius: Innocent?? You call yourselves innocent?
Sirius walks around and stands in front of each person to explain why their not innocent.
Sirius: Snape, you are horrible to every student who is not a Slytherin. Tom, you killed innocent people. Peter, you betrayed your best friends. Dolores, you tortured innocent students and are against some magical creatures and your really ugly and smell. Draco, well you're ok but you didn't used to be. Bellatrix, you killed me!
Bellatrix: But you're alive now!
Sirius: So?! For all you know, I could have died forever!
Bellatrix: But unfortunately you didn't!
Sirius and Harry almost jumped on her but Remus stopped them.
Remus: Look, let's just get on with the show. Hopefully she'll die anyway and then you two won't go to Azkaban!
Snape: Won't all of you go to Azkaban for killing us?
Harry: No, everyone's fine with one of you dying.
Snape: Oh…
Harry: Let's just get on with it! You have to plea to the audience who will then vote for who they want to die; the person with the most votes will be killed, quickly. Right, Tom you're first.
Tom: Ok, what would be the point in killing me? I've already had a curse put on me so I'm a muggle so I'm no harm to anyone! I have a nice flat to live in and some good money coming in so I would like to live.
Harry: *yawning* are you quite finished?
Tom: Well, yes.
Harry: Thank god for that! Snape you're next.
Snape: Right well I think I've suffered enough in one lifetime and deserve to make the years I have left better. And if you don't kill me, I'll take a shower.
*Audience cheers*
Harry: Nicely said. Peter!
Peter: Well… um… I am… well, I have many good qualities. I erm… well… just: PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!!!!!!!
Harry: Oookk!! Draco you're next.
Draco: I'm gorgeous.
Audience: WOOOOO!!!! WE LOVE YOU!!!! YOU'RE THE BEST!!!!
Bellatrix: Is that it? What's so good about that? I don't think you're gorgeous, I think you're kinda ugly!
*Audience gasps and growls*
Harry: *glaring* be quiet… Dolores!
Dolores: Well, I think that I make a little more excitement to this world and I'm not as evil as some of the people standing here so I think I should be spared and die naturally as was intended.
Harry: Right… last is Bellatrix.
Audience: BOO!!! HISS!!!
Bellatrix: Shut up! You know why I shouldn't die? Because I'm the only person in this world who has some intelligence. This show shouldn't be a popularity contest and the person who comes across better is 'gorgeous' (even though he's not) it should be the only person who can actually make something of their life and protect themselves over others. That person is me.
Harry: Sure. Cast your votes! I'll announce the winner after the break.
After the break…
Harry: Welcome back! We have counted the votes and I know who dies and let me tell you, I'm happy! The people who are not going to die are…
Draco
Snape
Peter
Dolores
Tom
So that means that BELLATRIX is the one who must die! Take her away!
Bellatrix: NOOOOOO!!! You stupid, scummy idiots!! How could you vote for me! I'm more superior then all of you put together!
Harry: That's why.
They drag her away and a scream is heard and the audience know that the job has been done.
Audience: Yay!!!!!
Meanwhile, the remaining contestants are extremely happy.
Draco: *crying tears of happiness* Thank you all!
Draco blows kisses to the audience and gives Harry a big hug.
Harry: Er… Thank you.
Snape, Tom and Dolores are doing a little victory dance while Peter is smiling smugly.
Peter: I knew it wouldn't be me. The audience are such idiots!
He stands in front of the audience mocking their stupidity.
Peter: HA DI HA HA! I knew you wouldn't have me killed! I'm far too precious in this world. HA HA HA HA!!!!!
*BOOM*
A gun shot is fired and Peter lies dead upon the floor.
Audience: Yay!!!!!!
Harry: Who shot him?
Audience: Most of us!!!
Most of the audience put away their guns.
Harry: Well, I'm glad the weird ones are gone! That is the end of the 'Death of the stupid' show. Goodbye!!!
Cheesy music plays while Snape and Tom dance with Dolores while Harry dances with Draco.
THE END
