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Disclaimer: Jhonen V. owns everything...I own nothing....there ya happy? You can't sue me! ^_^
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(Gir and Zim are catching some Z's)
I changed my penname to Nevermore. It fits, because my name is Raven. And anyone with half a brain and a Edgar Allan Poe book knows that the raven goes "nevermore." Woo-hoo! It's kinda hard for me not to notice, because I've been getting picked on about it since pre-k. (PreSmeechSkool) o_O
This Chapter Is Dedicated To Tyler *Dib* And His Inadequacy With Girls....Basically He Sucks...
And Me *Gaz* Who Just Wishes He Would Shut Up And Listen Sometimes! :-)
(But I love ya anyways!)
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"Gaz, I'd like you to meet Courtney. She's new. I'm showing her my paranormal notes." Dib said excitedly to his sister. (Who was currently busy killing a pig-vampire)
"Nice to meet you." She muttered to Courtney, who was looking around at the houses. "Dib, don't bother me. I'm in the zone. You bother me," She paused to look up at Dib, "I rain doom upon you and your life becomes a living nightmare in which there is no escape."
"Okaaay. Courtney, Gaz is in a good mood today." He said brightly. He turned to Courtney. "I'll race ya." He said.
"Oh you're on!" Courtney replied. She caught up to Dib instantly. And then she stuck her foot out and tripped Dib. Dib skidded onto the sidewalk. Gaz who was behind them, ran ahead to see if Dib was alright. Courtney had continued running towards Dib's house.
"You okay?" Gaz asked quietly, not taking her eyes off the GS2.
"You care?" Dib asked stunned.
"She did it on purpose Dib." Gaz said
"No she didn't. It was...probably an accident." Dib said, shaking his head.
"Dib, I saw it with my own eyes. She tripped you. On purpose. To win." Gaz said, annoyed that Dib wasn't listening.
"Yeah. Whatever Gaz. See ya." And Dib ran off towards the house. Gaz stared after him a moment, then continued her game.
Dib saw Courtney waiting outside his house, tapping her foot patiently. "What took ya so long?" She called.
"I-I fell. Sorry." He gave her a half grin. "You're pretty fast. You should be on some sort of track team."
"Yeah yeah yeah. I wanna see your base. House, I mean." Courtney faltered.
"Sure." Dib pulled out a key and stuck it in the lock, and entered the house. "Welcome to my lair." He announced. "Lemme give you the grand tour." He turned to look at Courtney. "Don't lock it. Gaz has got to get in somehow...unfortunately." He added.
"Ok." Courtney replied.
She was in a small living room with normal furniture. 'Wow, this is really exciting.' She thought sarcastically.
"This is the living room. No suprise there." Dib said. Courtney smiled weakly at him. "Over there is the kitchen. If you want something you can have it...just don't take the last one of anything. Gaz'll kill you."
"I'd like to see her try." Courtney said hotly.
"You'd like to see me try what Courtney?" Gaz had come into the house and snuck into the living room. "Rain impending doom upon your soul? Don't even push me." Gaz continued on with her game. She went into the kitchen and came back out with a Poop Cola. She stalked up the stairs and Courtney heard the sound of a door opening and slamming close.
"You've got an enemy already. And it's not a good one." Dib said.
"Forget it. I can take care of myself. Ooooh, what does this switch do?" She was eyeing a switch on the wall.
"Don't touch that! That's the -"
But it was too late. Courtney had flipped the switch and explosion came from the kitchen. Followed by toast flying out of the kitchen and slamming into an opposite wall.
"Supertoast oven." Dib finished. "I'll clean it up later. Knowing Dad, he probably won't even notice." He looked at Courtney and gave a lopsided grin. "Let's go upstairs so I can show you those notes." Dib grabbed her hand.
They walked together up the stairs. They came to a long hallway with 5 doors. The first door was closed. "Thats Dad's lab. Can't go in there."
"You're Dad has a lab? Is he a scientist or something?" Courtney asked.
"My father is the world-renown Professor Membrane." Dib said bitterly.
"I would think that you'd sound a bit happier than that. If he's famous and everything." Courtney replied.
"Yeah, well lets just say, after Mom died, he drowned himself in his work. He rarely pays attention to us. But I guess we're used to it."
They walked farther. A door was slightly ajar and you could see a large framed picture of a beautiful woman with purple hair.
"That's my dad's room." Dib said. He hesitated, then he pushed the door open further. "That's my mom. Raina. She was the nicest person in the world." He said sadly. "She died. A long time ago, when I was 4. Gaz was 2."
"I'm so sorry." Courtney said with geniune sadness, which is rare for an Irken.
"Too late now. That right there is the bathroom. And that's Gaz's room." Dib said
He was pointing to a room with the door painted black. There were numerous signs on it such as: "No tresspassing. Tresspassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again." and "Keep Out! (this means you Dib)" and in the middle of the door was a giant skull. Below that was an advertisement for GS3, coming out in December 2003.
"Cool." Courtney said, looking at the last door on the hall.
"And this is my room. It's nothing much." Dib said. He opened the door to the gateway of paranormal. And Courtney walked in.
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Zim: How dare you cut off right there??
Me: Hey. I like cliffhangers!
Zim: I don't
Me: The next chapter is from Gaz's journal. So you'll find out what happened! And more Tak for the Tak-lovers.
Zim: *reading reviews* How is Courtney Mary-Sueish?
Me: I dunno....I'll fix it...Zimmy...
Zim: DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!!
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Disclaimer: Jhonen V. owns everything...I own nothing....there ya happy? You can't sue me! ^_^
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(Gir and Zim are catching some Z's)
I changed my penname to Nevermore. It fits, because my name is Raven. And anyone with half a brain and a Edgar Allan Poe book knows that the raven goes "nevermore." Woo-hoo! It's kinda hard for me not to notice, because I've been getting picked on about it since pre-k. (PreSmeechSkool) o_O
This Chapter Is Dedicated To Tyler *Dib* And His Inadequacy With Girls....Basically He Sucks...
And Me *Gaz* Who Just Wishes He Would Shut Up And Listen Sometimes! :-)
(But I love ya anyways!)
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"Gaz, I'd like you to meet Courtney. She's new. I'm showing her my paranormal notes." Dib said excitedly to his sister. (Who was currently busy killing a pig-vampire)
"Nice to meet you." She muttered to Courtney, who was looking around at the houses. "Dib, don't bother me. I'm in the zone. You bother me," She paused to look up at Dib, "I rain doom upon you and your life becomes a living nightmare in which there is no escape."
"Okaaay. Courtney, Gaz is in a good mood today." He said brightly. He turned to Courtney. "I'll race ya." He said.
"Oh you're on!" Courtney replied. She caught up to Dib instantly. And then she stuck her foot out and tripped Dib. Dib skidded onto the sidewalk. Gaz who was behind them, ran ahead to see if Dib was alright. Courtney had continued running towards Dib's house.
"You okay?" Gaz asked quietly, not taking her eyes off the GS2.
"You care?" Dib asked stunned.
"She did it on purpose Dib." Gaz said
"No she didn't. It was...probably an accident." Dib said, shaking his head.
"Dib, I saw it with my own eyes. She tripped you. On purpose. To win." Gaz said, annoyed that Dib wasn't listening.
"Yeah. Whatever Gaz. See ya." And Dib ran off towards the house. Gaz stared after him a moment, then continued her game.
Dib saw Courtney waiting outside his house, tapping her foot patiently. "What took ya so long?" She called.
"I-I fell. Sorry." He gave her a half grin. "You're pretty fast. You should be on some sort of track team."
"Yeah yeah yeah. I wanna see your base. House, I mean." Courtney faltered.
"Sure." Dib pulled out a key and stuck it in the lock, and entered the house. "Welcome to my lair." He announced. "Lemme give you the grand tour." He turned to look at Courtney. "Don't lock it. Gaz has got to get in somehow...unfortunately." He added.
"Ok." Courtney replied.
She was in a small living room with normal furniture. 'Wow, this is really exciting.' She thought sarcastically.
"This is the living room. No suprise there." Dib said. Courtney smiled weakly at him. "Over there is the kitchen. If you want something you can have it...just don't take the last one of anything. Gaz'll kill you."
"I'd like to see her try." Courtney said hotly.
"You'd like to see me try what Courtney?" Gaz had come into the house and snuck into the living room. "Rain impending doom upon your soul? Don't even push me." Gaz continued on with her game. She went into the kitchen and came back out with a Poop Cola. She stalked up the stairs and Courtney heard the sound of a door opening and slamming close.
"You've got an enemy already. And it's not a good one." Dib said.
"Forget it. I can take care of myself. Ooooh, what does this switch do?" She was eyeing a switch on the wall.
"Don't touch that! That's the -"
But it was too late. Courtney had flipped the switch and explosion came from the kitchen. Followed by toast flying out of the kitchen and slamming into an opposite wall.
"Supertoast oven." Dib finished. "I'll clean it up later. Knowing Dad, he probably won't even notice." He looked at Courtney and gave a lopsided grin. "Let's go upstairs so I can show you those notes." Dib grabbed her hand.
They walked together up the stairs. They came to a long hallway with 5 doors. The first door was closed. "Thats Dad's lab. Can't go in there."
"You're Dad has a lab? Is he a scientist or something?" Courtney asked.
"My father is the world-renown Professor Membrane." Dib said bitterly.
"I would think that you'd sound a bit happier than that. If he's famous and everything." Courtney replied.
"Yeah, well lets just say, after Mom died, he drowned himself in his work. He rarely pays attention to us. But I guess we're used to it."
They walked farther. A door was slightly ajar and you could see a large framed picture of a beautiful woman with purple hair.
"That's my dad's room." Dib said. He hesitated, then he pushed the door open further. "That's my mom. Raina. She was the nicest person in the world." He said sadly. "She died. A long time ago, when I was 4. Gaz was 2."
"I'm so sorry." Courtney said with geniune sadness, which is rare for an Irken.
"Too late now. That right there is the bathroom. And that's Gaz's room." Dib said
He was pointing to a room with the door painted black. There were numerous signs on it such as: "No tresspassing. Tresspassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again." and "Keep Out! (this means you Dib)" and in the middle of the door was a giant skull. Below that was an advertisement for GS3, coming out in December 2003.
"Cool." Courtney said, looking at the last door on the hall.
"And this is my room. It's nothing much." Dib said. He opened the door to the gateway of paranormal. And Courtney walked in.
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Zim: How dare you cut off right there??
Me: Hey. I like cliffhangers!
Zim: I don't
Me: The next chapter is from Gaz's journal. So you'll find out what happened! And more Tak for the Tak-lovers.
Zim: *reading reviews* How is Courtney Mary-Sueish?
Me: I dunno....I'll fix it...Zimmy...
Zim: DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!!
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