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Author's Note::

Hey! This is coming along pretty nicely. Tak and Courtney like Zim. And Zimmy is so confused. What is he going to do when he finds out yet another girl likes him? And Dib is jealous? Wow. I didn't even expect that one. But Dib has a secret admirer himself. As Zim says, "Oh the confusion! Oh the INHUMANITY!"

Quote -- Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you critisize someone, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

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Chapter 11 • The Inhumanity

By:: Nevermore

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'Why, oh WHY does it have to be me?' Zim thought. He had tried telling his confusing problem to GIR, but GIR had just told him to forget them all and marry the taco lady. Who the taco lady was, Zim hadn't the slightest, but GIR will be GIR. He was in his disguise, walking towards skool, when he ran into something.

"MY SPIIIIIIIINE! MY SUPERIOR SPIIIIIIIIIIINE! Who DARES cross Zim's path?" He raged.

"That would be me." Gaz said. Her hands were free of the usual Gameslave.

'It's a good thing I didn't walk to skool with Courtney this morning. That would have been a problem.' Zim thought. "Dib-sister? What do you want?"

"I need to tell you something." Gaz said, looking up at the green boy.

"What stink-beast? I have to get to skool y'know. I don't need to face Ms. Bitters' doooom."

"I like you." She said, looking down at the cement, pretending to be interested in it.

"WHAT? YOU LIKE ZIM? THE TERRIFYING THREAT OF THE HUMAN RACE?" Zim asked.

"I guess so."

"Oh."

And with that, she leaned up and kissed him.

Many things happened after Gaz kissed Zim. Courtney and Tak, who had been hiding behind different bushes lunged out to save Zim from the human show of affection. Dib who had following Gaz lunged at Gaz to save her from the evil alien germs. And Zim stepped back in shock at all the new emotions he was feeling. He was happy, scared, shocked, disgusted, and excited all at once.

"W-what did you do to me Gaz-human. Have you plagued me with some sort of h-human virus. No! The HORROR! THE INHUMANITY! AHHHH!" And he started screaming and running around in tiny circles till Tak and Courtney reached him.

"Zimmy! What did that horrible stink-beast do to you?" Courtney asked shrilly.

"ZIM! ARE YOU ALRIGHT! ANSWER ME!" Tak had grabbed Zim by the shoulders and started shaking him.

"Get away from him Tak. He doesn't like you!"

"He doesn't like you either!"

"Does too!"

"Does not!"

"TOO!"

"NOT!"

"TOO!"

"NOT!"

"TOO!"

"TOO!"

"NOT!"

"Aha! I win!" Tak said triumphantly.

"No fair! YOU TRICKED ME!" She lunged at Tak.

"You IDIOT!" Tak screamed pulling her antennae.

Zim watched in amazement as the two Irkens struggle to beat each other down. He would have started laughing if Dib had not just tackled him from behind.

"Release me Dib-human, or suffer my WRAAAAAATH!" Zim yelled. He pushed at Dib's big head but cut his arm on the scythe-looking hair piece. "OW! You really need to cut that y'know."

"How dare you use you alien tricks to kiss my sister!" Dib yelled. "I'll kill you slowly. I'll start by kicking you SPINE!" He kicked Zim as hard as he could in the back.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! MY SPINE! MY SPINE HAS BEEN KICK-ED! HOW DARE YOU! OUCH!" Zim started twitching. (A/N::That must have hurt!)

Dib was about to kick Zim again when Gaz grabbed the back of his trench coat.

"Let go of him, or your life is over." Gaz threatened. "He didn't use any alien tricks to kiss me, because I kissed him."

"W-why would you want to kiss an ALIEEEEN!" He said, dragging out the 'E's in alien.

"Because I like him, you dork."

Dib wasn't getting it. "No, really. Why'd you kiss him?"

Gaz's eyes opened. "Get this through your big head! I KISSED HIM, because I LIKE HIM!" She yelled.

Zim eyes popped open. Dib's mouth fell open in shock. Courtney and Tak had temporarily had stopped beating each other up.

"N-no! NOT THE LUNCHEON MEATS! NEVER! THE INHUMANITY!" Zim screamed and took off running towards the skool screaming about luncheon meat.

"That was neat." Dib said.

"Yup." Tak replied.

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