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Disclaimer: Woo! I'm really hyper right now. I just got back from a week of band camp and I'd like to say...I don't own nothin'. Not even my instrument. [Bass Clarinet]

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Author's Note::

*TEAR* Well....this is the last chapter. I dunno, there *might* be an epilouge. But I'm not sure. But there will definitely be a sequel. I'm thanking the peoples who read my first pathetic attempt at a IZ Fic. I've already finished the first chapter of the sequel. (Facing Facts)....Here's the last chapter!

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Chapter 15: The End

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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Zim yelled. He glanced at the screen, there was a flash of light surrounding Gaz and she turned into a burrito. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!"

Coutney bit her lip, as though sad, but Tak laughed. Loudly. Gir was sobbing, because he couldn't reach the burrito and he realized he wasn't going to get..."laid." Skoodge had edged away from the crowd and had started to climb into his Voot Cruiser when another Voot Cruiser pulled up behind him.

"What The -?" Tak said. But she never finished. Because Dib hopped out of the Voot Cruiser.

"Hope you don't mind me borrowing this Zim." He said grinning out of his space suit.

"DIB-HUMAN! WHAT *ARE* You doing with my spare Voot Cruiser? And...h-how are you here, when you're there?" Zim said, confused. He pointed to the screen where the other Dib was hanging from the tree with the video camera. A sudden breeze came and the Dib on the screen turned around. It was made of straw!

"B-but Gaz...she's a giant BURRITO! SHE'S YOUR SISTER DON'T YOU CARE??" Zim yelled furiously.

"'Course I care. But that's not my sister, Space Boy." Dib said quietly, still grinning.

"There was once a small annoying boy named Iggins, who wanted a GS3. I promised him one. If he pretended to be me." A voice said.

Everyone turned around and saw Gaz walking out of the Voot Cruiser. She shrugged.

"THAT is Iggins. And he is *not* keeping my GS3." She said pointing to the screen.

There was a stunned silence. Gir was humming some song he'd heard on the radio. Skoodge was er...blinking. Courtney and Tak stood aghast. Dib was inspecting some moon rocks, while Zim stared at Gaz.

"CURSE THE LUNCHEON MEATS!" He yelled. He started struggling against his restraints.

Tak and Courtney exchanged glances. "W-well Courtney....I guess...we're going to have to let Zimmy go. Considering the fact that two big and scary humans are threatening us." Tak said, cackling.

Courtney snickered. "You're right. I am feeling ever-so threatened." Courtney said in a highpitched voice.

Tak and Courtney laughed and pulled identical weapons. "Don't move." Tak said snapped.

The smile faded from Dib's face and Gaz's eyes opened.

However, oblivious to everyone else, Gir was starting to realize that everyone was in danger. He turned a bright red and all sorts of weaponry popped out of his head. "YES MASTER! GIR WILL SAVE THE DAY AND GET TACOS FOR EVERYONE!" He exclaimed. And with a flamethrower he burned the bond connecting him and MiMi, and was free. He blasted Mimi with some sort of missle and Mimi was thrown 25 feet, where she lay, still. Gir then hovered over to where Zim was tied up.

"G-gir? You're actually doing something RIGHT!" Zim said astounded.

While Tak and Courtney were distracted trying to restore Mimi to power, and keeping an eye on Gir, Gaz and Dib used this time to time to grab their weapons.

"FREEZE ALIEN SCUM!" Dib yelled. Everyone stared at him. "What?" He chuckled. "Always wanted to say that."

Gaz rolled her eyes. "Tak and Courtney over there. By the big screen...thing."

Tak glared, but stomped over to the screen, dragging a sad-looking Courtney along with her. Gir was untying Zim and humming the Doom Song. He had returned to his usual aqua color.

"Woo! Masters FREE!" Gir shrieked.

"I'm free." Zim said, wringing out his arms. "And I want some answers."

"I can give yout those." Courtney said.

Tak glared at her. "You - do - no - talking." She hissed.

"Me and Takkie were jealous that you liked Gaz and not us. So she wanted to turn Gaz into a giant burrito if you didn't leave Earth, and then you would fall in love with her....and .... um, stuff....." Courtney said.

Zim glared. "WHEN WILL YOU GET IT!?! ZIM NEEDS NO MATE. HE IS THE ALMIGHTY ZIIIIIIM!" Zim launched into a rant. "I DO *NOT* HAVE A-AFFECTION FOR THE GAZ-HUMAN. I AM *NOT* LEAVING EARTH, AND THE TALLEST *DO* LIKE ME."

"Whatever." Tak said. "Can we go now?"

Zim blinked. "Um...yeah."

Dib snapped back to reality. "W-what? They just tried to turn my sister into a giant burrito and you're letting them go!?!? Are you insane?!"

Zim shrugged. Courtney and Tak exchanged happy glances.

"Yes! This means I get to go with my second love!" Courtney shrieked.

"Who is...?" Gaz asked. Everyone looked curiously at Courtney.

"SKOODGEY!" She shrieked, and ran to hug Skoodge.

"Uh......o......k then." Tak said. "I'm going to go take over Pluto." She jumped in her Voot Cruiser, salluted, and was gone.

Skoodge was trying frantically to escape from Courtney's death hug. He managed to pull himself in his Voot Cruiser, and Courtney followed him. You could hear her manaical laughter even as the Voot Cruiser took off.

Gaz, Dib, and Zim were left. And Gir.

"Uh....that was weird." Gaz said quietly. "I'm gonna go."

Dib stared at Zim. "I-I'll go with you."

"C'mon Gir," Zim said.

"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSEEEE!"

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*Epilouge*

"Ah..and dat, is de end of out happy tale. Me? Oh you want to know who I am? I'm Keef. Heh. Zim's my friend. Him and Gaz go out now. They have ... a weird relationship. Dib is still into his craaaaaazy theories. He's ok though. Tak's out at Pluto. Yup. I think....and Skoodge and Courtney are going out. Yep yep yep! Gir got tacos....infact, he also got a pig. Named Pig. Zim actually let him keep him. I think he treats Gir a lot better now. Since...Gir saved the day. Iggins is still a burrito. In fact, he's the new mascot for Crazy Taco." Keef laughed. "Yes, yes, everthing's ok now. ...Well...except for the Tallest."

*Transmission From Zim To Tallest*

"Yes, yes, I saved the humans from getting turned into giant burritos." Zim said arrogantly.

"But Zim...aren't you trying to *destroy* them?" Red said impatiently.

"Yes..well. LUNCHEON MEAT!" Zim yelled.

"I saved the day!" said a voice in the background.

"I like burritos Zim." Purple said sadly.

"Yeah, he likes burritos Zim." Red said.

"INVADER ZIM SIGNING OFF!!" Zim said.

A pause then..."I love this show."

*Fade Transmission*

bTHE ENDb

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Author's Note::

*tear* Thanks everyone for reading my *very* wacky, insane, story. Woo! The sequels coming ya'll! Hold on to your burritos! Bye! *waves*

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