Cosmo: hey I made a monkey!
Nail: dodge ball!!!!!
Luna: its wet vs. dry!
Scar: oh no!!!!!!!
*scar starts running away from every one.*

... chapter eight...

"So what are we going to do on our day off?"
"Um. Train of course," Zelda said.
"Alright.. Well then let's get started that way we can go out later. I need
to go shopping for some new clothes."
"Is that all you think about?" Leon said.
"No, not really. I like guys, fashion, weapons, guys, and other non
educational stuff."
"That's just like, Hikari," Cloud said.
"I am lost. Humans confuse me," Darc sighed.
"You'll get use to it," Zelda said.
".. I don't think I will."
Riku and Zelda both laughed at Darc and told him, "Trust us. You will."
***
"Wow, Hikari, I didn't know you knew ninja techniques."
"I don't but Kakashi does," Hikari said, pointing up.
"Who the heck is Kakashi?" everyone asked, looking up. "Yah!"
"What? You asked didn't you? Well this is him."
"Hiya."
"He's a ghost!" Darc stuttered.
"Yeah, so?"
"What are you doing with one just floating around!"
"I don't like being called a ghost. I would like you to use my name
please."
"Spirits have feelings too you know. You don't have to be so mean, Darc!"
"I wasn't trying to be!"
"There are times when I wish she wasn't a shaman.." Sol sighed.
Everyone nodded in agreement, "Yeah. She gets to personal with them."
"I heard that!"
".."
"Anyway it helped didn't it? So, Zelda, Yuffie say thank you to Kakashi."
"Thank you, Kakashi."
"You're welcome."
"Well at least he's polite."
"I am very polite, Miss Zelda."
"I am going to fight in the k -fight with him, Kenshin, and Nightmare and I
will win every fight! Hahahaahha!"
"She's scary.." Darc said.
"We know.."
"Try liking her," Cloud sighed.
"Awwwww. Cloud likes, Miss Hikari," Kenshin said from over Cloud.
"Don't do that! She didn't hear that, right?"
"No. I don't think so."
"Whew. Good. Don't you dare tell her. I can't really say that I'll kill you
since you're already dead."
"No you can't. So I win."
"Kenshin, you're getting more like Hikari every day."
"It rubs off, Zelda."
"You're telling me. I use to be so innocent -- before I met her."
"Sora, you were never innocent."
"I was too, Riku!"
"I wish I was young again."
"Sol you're over two hundred years old and you still look young. What are
you complaining about!" Ky yelled.
"So.. I wouldn't mind being and looking the age and not having any stupid
kids will get the babes all over me."
"But father!!!" Dizzy screamed with tears in her eyes. "You don't really
believe that! You love Leon and me, right?!"
"Course I do. I was just joking. Hehehe. Oh boy.."
"Now you did it, Sol. How can say that?" Jam said.
"Mom! What are you doing here?"
"To fight with you guys, Sora, honey."
Jam walked over to Sora, kissing him and leaving lipstick on his face.
"Honey. Ahahahahhahhahahahah!!!" Everyone was on the floor laughing. "Now
that was good."
"Mom!!!!! Why must you do this?"
"Because everyone else's parents are here and they're fighting so why cant
I?"
"How embarrassing."
"Dizzy, I am glad that you found a way to hide your wings."
"... Shhhhhhh!!!!! Keep it down, Jam."
"Why, Dizzy?"
"'Cause they don't know."
"Oh, Ky! You're so nice and kind! Will you go out with me!?"
"Mom!!!!!!!"
"Your mom is hitting on my brother. That's not right."
"Your mom acts like a sixteen year old," Leon said.
"What strange people I now know.. Sigh. What a week."
"Speaking of. Who wants to go with me to get Darc some clothes?"
Everyone stayed quite, not looking in Hikari's direction.
"Come on! It will be fun!"
"No! You take three hours just in a few stores!" the group yelled.
"So no one is going to come. Fine, but who's going to control my credit
card? You all know how I spend money."
"Arg. That right! Last time she went without some one, I had a bill of over
one thousand dollars! Sol, Ky! You go with her!"
"There's no way we're going!"
"Take Leon and Cloud then!"
"We don't want to go either!"
"I'll go."
Everyone turned to see Aoyama standing right there.
"You'll go?"
"Sure. I was going anyway."
"Yay! I'll let you buy me a non-fat frozen chi tea."
"Um. Ok," he said as the two walked out of the yard.
Blank looks appeared on their faces.
"I don't get it."
"We don't either, Darc."
"What kind of a deal is that? She's letting him buy her the drink. I don't
get it," Zelda said.
***
"I am back!"
"It took you long enough. Everyone else already left."
"I figured. Here you go, Darc, your new clothes."
"Where's that guy?"
"Who? Oh, Aoyama. We're not seeing each other any more."
"Hu? Why not?"
"What's it to you, Darc?"
"Nothing. I just wanted to know."
"It's only 'cause of Kairi. We'll leave it at that. Here. Try on the
clothes."
She passed him the clothes.
"Are these pants?" he asked, holding up a pair of baggy shorts.
"They're shorts."
"Are you sure? They kinda go down to my ankles," he said, holding up the
pants.
"It's the style. Very fashionable in this world and here's your shirts. A
white one to go under and a black one to go over the white one."
"It looks like a dress."
"Like I said, it's the fashion. You might have to make cuts to fit your
wings and to hide your horns you need a hat. White or black? Which one do
you want?"
"Black."
"Well then you have your clothes for tomorrows fight. Oh, I forgot. Here. I
asked Sol if he had a cloak, so here ya go."
She passed him a red cloak to go over his normal clothes.
"Try not to get blood on it. That's what Sol said and my sister? Where is
she?"
Darc smiled, "Asleep. She said to get up early. Thanks for the clothes and
the shelter while I was here."
"You're very welcome. You know I just now saw you smile for the first time.
You should stay. Maybe you'll be happier here. You have more friends."
"Maybe. But I need to go back."
"Ok."
Hikari went up and hugged Darc.
"What do you think your doing! Humans don't just hug deimoses!" he yelled,
pushing her away.
"All right. For a half breed you sure are uptight. Every one I know is use
to me hugging them, but I guess you don't have to get us to it since your
leaving soon, right?"
"Yeah."
"Well, night, and feel lucky that I didn't kiss you like I do to Cloud and
Leon."
"You kiss about every guy don't you?"
"Any guy who's cute at least."
Darc let out a quite chuckle as he went up the stairs and into his room.

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Luna: But how do we get to Neverland peter?
Nail: Fly. Duh!!
Luna: But how!!! You never told me!!
Nail: Don't know. but I already have wings and you don't!!! ahahahahahah!!
Luna: please review.