Song: Girl All The Bad Guys Want by Bowling For Soup

Requested By: KawaiinessPnay

Girl All The Bad Guys Want

By MoshiMoshiQueen

Beta Reader: Hana No Tenshi

~Lyrics~

"Talking"

(Me Talking)

~ 8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me.
Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring,
She wears a two way, but I'm not quite sure what that means. ~

"Look at her. Damn she is fine."

The three males turned their heads in attention as a black haired goddess entered a homely bar on 5th street.

The three guys stopped breathing as she stepped in, and they wanted to desperately fall at the goddess' feet and beg for a single glance towards them.

Her long black locks stopped at her curvy hips, her striking red eyes shinned as the lights played upon her milky white skin that had a healthy shine.

She wore a tight red minnie skirt that stopped right above her hips, and she swayed making the skirt hike up inch by inch. Her tight black shirt showed enough cleavage to make it almost illegal.

She put on a sexy smile as she walked past the three men, and licked her lips seductively. Earning herself more stares and groans from the men she past by.

~ And when she walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
She doesn't notice me! Cause she is watchin' wrestling
Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes ~

"I'm in love." One of the men said drooling.

The other man hit him. "You're married."

The goddess sat down inching her skirt up one more inch making one of the males faint. She smiled sweetly and ordered up an O3 on the rocks.

She sipped the drink slowly, and when it dripped down her lip she licked her lips slowly. Then rubbed the rest off with her finger, and sucked on it.

"I'm dying over here." One of the males said trying to help the fainted one off the ground.

She looked towards the three males, and winked licking her lips once more.

~ It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want! ~

She slid off the seat, and started to dance to the music. Her body moved gracefully to the tunes, moving her body like a snake. Her body took steps forwards making men fall all over, and moved backwards making them drool more. Letting them know without words that she was way out of their league.

She was a fantasy. An angel…and at the same time A devil. Not really in disguise since she loved the attention she drew.

She danced, and danced. No male dared to move towards her, knowing that she might stop the dance, and that had them all chasing their tails. Inching to see more of her deliberately sexy moves on the dance floor...it was sad to see them all drooling while they fantasized about how it would be like to be with this goddess of LOVE.

~ She likes the godsmack and I like agent orange
Her CD changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad
She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty
She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have ~

The three men pushed each other trying to decide which one should walk up to the goddess, and finally the one who was awake from his little spill inched towards her.

She acted as if she didn't notice him, but from the corner of her eye she spotted the male coming towards her. She smirked slowly at his nervous features.

"Was there something you wanted?" She said in a purr.

~ And when she walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
She'll never notice me! Cause she is watchin' wrestling
Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes ~

"Um, I. Well, um."

She smirked again, and giggled softly making the male's body melt. It felt good to be in control. The blood rushed to his head as she touched his shoulder.

His body gave up and dropped on the floor. She kneeled down. "Are you ok?"

The other two men sweat dropped. "He fainted!"

Meilin smiled as she picked up the unconscious male, and dragged him towards the other two males.

~ She likes 'em with a mustache
Racetrack season pass
Drivin' in a Trans-Am
Does a mullet make a man? It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want! ~

She swayed her hips as she walked towards the other males. Her heels clicked the floor, and she smiled at them. Showing them what getting close to her causes; fainting males.

"This seems to be yours."

The males blinked.

"Cat cut your tongues, boys."

"No no no no. Um yeah that's ours."

She licked her lips again, placing the male in her arms on the ground. "Should take better care of it."

They males smiled. "Actually he wanted to take better care of you."

"Oh, did he? He didn't do a very good job."

"He sure didn't."

~ There she goes again
With fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair
She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated
All I wanted was to see her naked! Now I am watchin' wrestling
Tryin' to be a tough guy
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in my eyes
I can't grow a mustache
And I ain't got no season pass
All I got's a moped...moped....moped..... ~

She smiled at them. "Is that what you kind gentelmen want to do? Take care of me?"

"Show you a good time is more of our style unlike our buddy's."

"I'm all ready having a good time, and seems you all are having a good time watching me. Isn't that right?"

"It's right. Damn right."

She smiled at them, and leaned in. "You see that man over there that looks really pissed off?"

They turned, and nodded.

"He looks really angry, doesn't he?"

They nodded once more.

"That is because he is my husband."

She smiled and patted their heads. "Better luck next time."

~ It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want. ~

They watched her walk away towards her husband. She loved the attention, but she loved looking at her husband's eyes even more.

"Damn! What a woman. I think I didn't breath the whole time she was standing here."

"One lucky man her husband is."

The other man awoke once more from his sleep. "Where's the chick?"

"While you were sleeping she got married."

"What?"

"Better luck next time, boy-o."

The male sulked. "Damn."

~ She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
There she goes again
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
There she goes again
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want! ~