Starz Bakura: Yello

Yami Bakura: Yello? Yello! What kind of greeting is that? Yello, Heck, Why not Stick a crowbar up your nose!! Why not.

SB(Starz Bakura): Yello is my version of saying Hello.

YB(Yami Bakura): OKKKKK? 0.o

SB: These are my YuGiOh versions of some game shows.

Disclaimer: I do NOT own YuGiOh, Fear Factor, Dog Eat Dog, or, Family Feud. Also powered sugar and bowling.

SB: Welcome to the world wide known reality game show, Fear Kactor, ehem, Factor!!! Featuring the YuGiOh cast!!!

Yugi: 0.o

SB: These are the contestants

Seto Kaiba Yami Mouto Joey Weller *ehem* Wheeler Yugi Mouto Tristan Taylor And Ryou Bakura

They will be competing for 25 grand. Here is the first challenge will be this.

One at a time, you will have to run through a maze with rabid fangirls running after you.

Does anyone want to chicken out?

Cast: silence

SB: K then, Guess what Ryou, you are first!!!

Ryou: GREAT BLOODY SCOTT!!! I'M FIRST??? -_-' *noticing no one is looking and starts to run away*

A cage swoops out of no where and traps Ryou.

Ryou: Shoot.

SB: I thought your Yami only did that.

Ryou: But he taught me to. *innocently*

*Cage lowers Ryou over to the maze and drops him*

Ryou: Ow, my poor bum. *Sees Rabid Fangirls Drooling* Hurting feelings over!!! * Runs for his life (or his shirt).

SB(acting like a newscaster): Thinking quickly, he takes a right, no left. Then he finds our first obstacle. He has to jump over a pit. Wow, he jumps it!!! That was 1 kilometer long.

*After 3 obstacles and another sore bum, he runs to the maze end. He then sees crying fangirls and kisses them all.

Fangirls: *Faint*

SB: WOW! He made it.

*Everybody goes through but Tristan doesn't* (Not my fave person)

SB: Great job. Tomorrow everybody meet at the ally at 10:00 A.M.

Seto: (Sarcastically) Oh joy.

*Commercial*

*Shows Baby crawling around crying*

Mom walks in holding powder

Shakes some on the baby's booty and the baby stops crying

Mom walks away saying, "Powered sugar is good."

*Commercial break is over*

10:00 A.M.- At Bowling Ally

SB: Does everyone have a ball? *Everyone nods* Okay then Seto, you are first. OK in two spins you got pins down. Yami you got 8 Joey got 6 Yugi hey great job you got all 10 Joey: Ha Ha Kaiba!

And Ryou you got 6.

With your score, minus it by 10 and then give me your score. Except if you are Kaiba, then, Kaiba, your score is 10.

Seto: 10 Yami: 2 Joey: 4 Yugi: 0 Is that bad? Ryou: 4

Now, multiply your score by 3 and tell me again.

Seto: 30 Yami: 6 Joey: 12 Yugi: 0 Is This Bad?! Ryou: 12

SB: This is how many oz. of cabbage, pickle, mustard, and spinach smoothie you have to drink.

All: X-X

*SB pours out all the drinks and passes them out*

Kaiba: I have to drink 30 oz of this stuff?!

SB: Yup! ^_^ Yugi, also you don't have to drink any 'cause you have a score of 0.

Yugi: Yay!!! ^-^

SB: Oh the uber Kawieness!!!! *Huggles Yugi* Also Ryou, your first.

Ryou: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Not again!!! OH WHY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

SB: Quit your wining and drink it.

Ryou: Ok then. *Drinks it in 6 gulps* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THAT???????????????????

SB: Like I said cabbage, pickle, mustard, spinach and Cajin red hot chili peppers.

Ryou: YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT THE PEPPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SB: *blushes* Oops. Well you are going to the finals.

Ryou: I'll taste that in the morning.

SB: Joey you are. *interrupted by Joey*

Joey drinks it in one gulp.

Joey: Yum, its good.

SB: 0.o Ewwwwwwww

Joey: What, I like it.

SB: ( Looking discusted) Yami, your turn.

Yami: I know people will hate me for this, but.I I I'm giving.up! Oh Ra Fogive MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Everybody but Yami: 0.0 WOW....Bye Then (they kick Yami out).

Yami: Oh my BUMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SB: *looking back at Kaiba* OK then, Kaiba * gives him 3 glasses of the stuff*

Kaiba: *mutters Egyptian curse words*

Ryou: Bloody Fred *ehem* Scoot!!! Kaiba did my Yami teach you those????? *faints*

Kaiba: *pokes Ryou with a pointy stick*

SB: 0.o Ok Kaiba enough stalling drink it .

Kaiba: No

SB: Yes

Kaiba: No

SB: Yes

Kaiba: No

SB: Do you want to be in the finals? Hu??

Kaiba: Yes.

SB: Well then, DRINK IT ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaiba: OK THEN JUST TAKE THE CAPS LOCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SB: OK!!!!, oops. OK.

Kaiba: . Ok.

SB: DUDUDUDUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN What will happen????? I need 5 reviews to make the next chappie!!!!!