Halloo again faithful fans! *crickets chirp enthusiastically* -_-; Um...right. Thankies to all who reviewed or e-mailed me! Luv ya! Of course *turns

serious* only Sage, Mistress of Magic reviewed me and Azn Angel e-mailed me. The rest of you can just go to hell! Oh wait. If I kill you then how am I supposed

to get reviews? Ri~ght. 'K. Look, this is Chapter/Part 2 out of however many. Read it and please review it.

Azn Angel: And don't listen to anything she says!

Sari: Urusai yo!

Author: Sari

Rating: PG-13 Yea, still more hinting. *sweatdrop*

Pairings: 1x2, 3+4, 5+gundam+box 'o' tissues, R+pink

Archived: Force of power know my blight. Release the Light! ARCHIVE ME!!!! Pwetty PWETTY pwease with Heero on top? (he can't stand being on

bottom)

Category: Humor, Shounen ai(kinda)

Warnings: Fear for your sanity children! Fear! For this has no plot and never will! ....and uh...bluntness?

Disclamer: Dawg, don't be hustlin' me just 'cause I don't own it! You know I ain't got no benjamins! No -$3000 gon get me no where. Flames are

welcome! I'll use them to torture fire ants. Comments, questions, crtitizicsm, and bishounen are all welcome. Just drop me a line at sari-chan@excite.com.

Thankies!

Heard It All Before 2

Elsewhere...

'Chikuso! Now I'm definently not getting any nookie!', Trowa thought noticing that Quatre had fallen asleep at his controls.



'I wish Yuy and Maxwell would hurry up! What the hell could they be doing in there[1]?' Wufei pondered[2].

'If he stays asleep he won't be sober enough to take me seriously. But if I wake him up I might interrupt any steamy fantasies he could be having

about me. Get it together Barton! Quatre wouldn't be thinking that! Well, maybe if I wake him up with a suprise he'll get perky and then I can tell him!

Worth a try.' Trowa leaped out of his gundam doing one of those spin/flip moves that he's so good at, and ran into the surrounding woods putting his

plan into play.

Ten minutes later...



"Oooooooo! It's huge! And it's all for me?!?!", Quatre squealed very pleased.

"Yep. Just for you little one."

Quatre glomped onto a giant bunny(Azn: Huh? Sari: Not you!). As it turns out Trowa had fled to the woods only to return with a tamed giant circus

freak of an animal. "Arigatou Trowa!"

'I did it all for the nookie...'

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Heero just stood there shocked as to how much pink there could be in one place at one time without people dying from pink overload."Too much

pink....must DESTROY....can't handle...PINK!", Heero gritted out. Sensing a total nervous breakdown, Duo lept into action with two pairs of shades.

"Oi, Heero! Think fast!", Duo shouted while throwing the shades at supersonic speed towards Heero. Okay... so Duo can't throw them that fast.

Maybe at 1/2 supersonic speed. Heero caught them and put them on, blocking out all ultra pinkiness(errr...is that a word?) and the sneer from Duo.

Heero mentally sighed. 'Much better.' Duo put on the other pair of shades. It's not like pink bugged him, he just wanted to look cool.

With saftey gear sercurely in place, the boys searched for anything useful, or dangerous[3]. They passed plenty of petty pink pretties priced

perfectly for prate(Arigatou Niko-chan!) princesses.(Sari: Whoa! Look at all the 'P's! @o@) There were pink picture frames, pink stuffed animals,

pink heart stationary, and pink wallpaper, which merely made Heero and Duo cringe with the saftey of pink-er-sun glasses. But the worst pink item

ever to curse this earth, that could make the strongest and bravest of soldiers run off crying to their mommies, had to be a pink limo equipped with

pink interior, radio/cd player, and a siren that screeches 'Heero' in that really annoying Relena way. (Azn: Oh my god! Nooo~oooo! Not a pink limo

with matching interior, radio/cd player, and a really annoying siren! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! *pases out from pink overdose*) Oh and if you

think that's bad, yes it gets worse, what about having the really annoying girl who likes all this damn pink present.

That's right! It's Relena!!( *all of the readers run away* Sari: *shout desperatley* Wait! There's supposed to be Relena bashing! * a few ppl come

back* Sari: I have Pocky! *readers rush back*)



Duo being the first one to notice Relena starts the countdown, "5. 4. 3. Squeal. Glomp." Relena does this exactly squealing 'Heero' all the way

glomps on the poor boy. Then she immeadietly starts blabbering about how she misses him and tried to find him.

"Finally, Heero, you've come to get me!", Relena giggles out. "Ojousan! Ojousan!", Duo shouts. Relena is totally oblivious to this because Heero

has 'come to get her'(Sari: *coughlie!cough* Azn: Shut up and write!).

"Um.... Ojousan? You're cutting of his circulation. You know, Heero could die from lack of oxygen." Duo said as if explaining to a five year old.

"Damnit! Let him go before you kill him!" Duo exclaimed becoming frantic. He couldn't let his H- err- couldn't let Heero die from suffocation by a

pink leech. Unfortunatly Relena doesn't care about anything but Heero...And squezing as hard as she could, as to not let him escape.

Finding his voice Heero chokes out, "....get...*gasp*..off..of me...*choke*...onegai.....*wheeze*....Relena..." Heero's eyes rolled back in his head

causing the words 'you stupid busu!' to be lost. Though Relena still didn't figure out that Heero didn't love her, there was still the desired effect. She

jumped off Heero. Of course, as soon as she was on the ground again, she began to babble on about nothing once more.

'Where's a self-destruct button when you need it? God this place has to go, and it would be so convenient if she went with it. But she won't leave me

alone. Need self-destruct button. But, Duo's here....Kami-sama do I have to take her with us? Somebody shoot me![3]'

Heero had that twisted look of pure agony. Time for some quick thinking or he'll try his very best to kill himself. Though, if he really wanted to kill

himself it would be hard to stop him. "Yo, ojousan. This building is kinda a threat to humanity, especially phsyco-boy over there, and it was kinda in

our way in the first place, so we gotta blow it up, and it would be best if you get outta here and fast. Evacuate, ne?" Duo seriously trying to reason with

her has a pleading look on his face instead of one of cool suggestiness(?).

Relena looks at Duo like he just spit on her new pair of shiny pink boots. " Well, what's stopping you? Go on and blow it up peasant! Well go on!",

Relena makes a shooing motion with her hand, "And quickly before my future husband is harmed." Relena then returns to fawning over Heero.

'Myfuturehusband better be the name of that pink monstrousity that she drives.' "Ojousan, why don't you go outside to safety. Heero and I can handle

this.", Duo said with a repeat performance of Relena and her 'blow it up' remark.

"No! I mean, I believe it would be wise if I traveled along with the both of you. I have no guarantee that you will keep my fiance safe, so I'm going to

make sure that he is." Great save. For a second there I thought she might act like the whiny brat she is. Now Relena proves us all wrong and latches

onto Heero's back. "I'll never let go Heero...I'll never let go...", Relena whispered in that I'm-a-female-actress-desperatley-trying-to-act-mildly-dramatic-in-a-corny-boat-movie

way.

Even though she wasn't heavy, Heero was frantic in trying to scrape her off. Then again, Relena is most likley a distant descendant of the prehistoric

leech, so there is no way in hell she's going to let go. Heero searched for somewhere, anywhere to put it- I mean- her.

Duo, being just full of ideas thought of something. "Oi! You think they have safety deposit boxes in this pink hell-hole?", Duo inquered. Heero

stopped, looked to the right, and say heaven in a box. 'Hn. Maybe he's not such a baka after all.', Heero thought. He glanced over in Duo's direction to

find him playing with his tounge. 'Or maybe he is.'

A woman popped out from behind the counter dressed in perfectly pressed pink panties (*whack* Sari: Itai! Azn: You can't write that! Sari: Why

not? Azn: It's inapropriate! Sari: It is? Azn: *sweatdrop*) pants, plus perefectly painted pink lips.(and pink bra, shirt,etc.) She smiled sweetly. "Do you

have anything preciously pink to keep safe?", the woman asked in a suprisingly high pitched perky voice.

"Yeppers! We do, but it's kind of stuck.". Heero turned around as a visual. "Um....could you stand there and keep really still?", Duo asked. The

woman looked confused, but then shrugged and nodded. Duo ran up to the lady and stapled a picture of Heero in fear (you know. when he looks like

he's gonna kill somebody. Oh wait....he always looks like that.) to her forehead. He then pulled out a gun from braid-space and positioned it by the

womans head.

"Hey, ojousan! Heero's in danger!", Duo said in mock-fear.

"Oh no~oo. Hee~eero!", Relena screeched while hopping off the real Heero's back. She ran to the fake Heero, but ended up where she least

expected. The smart pink lady saw her charging and prepared a large box to put her in. Strangley enough this box was shaped kinda like a coffin.

Pink lady smiled with a mischevious glint in her eye. "That will be $50 plus .33% tax."

"How 'bout this. We won't kill you if you take care of her." Duo said, gun still in hand with a Shinigami grin.

"Um....this one's on me. He, he.", she laughed nervously.

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Heero and Duo walked back outside with Heero no longer fearing being caught. They were just Jim's, Bob's, and gay Fred's[4]. What harm could

they do? As they approached the gundams, Heero abruptly stopped, got down on his knees, and began kissing Duo's feet(Sari: OOC ne?). Duo is a little

uncomfortable having Mr. Stick-up-my-ass-soldier-boy shower gratefulness and adoration at him. "Um... Heero....are you on drugs?", Duo asked.

Heero is oblivious to all of this and keeps up the reign of kisses on Duo's feet.



Feeling that he had kissed Duo's feet enough, he got up on his knees and rapidly said, "Thank you, thank you, thankyou, THANK YOU! How am I

ever going to repay you?!?!?!"

Duo now realizing what Heero meant flat out gives the bravest answer said to Heero Yuy in the history of the 15 year old's life. "F*ck me."

"Ok. Maybe later though, around eight-ish.[5]" Duo made note of that. "Now get up off your knees, Hee-chan. There'll be plenty of time for that

later.", Duo commanded. Heero did as he was told and the boys continued their retreat to the gundams.

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"Get me the hell out of here! I am not some lifeless rock!"(Sari: With your brainpower sure. Ri~ght. Relena: Peasant. Sari: Skanky busu no baka.

Relena: What does that mean? Sari: Go ask some other Blackanese person.), Relena shouted while banging on the coffin....err...box she was in. "Let

me out you ingrate!

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As Heero and Duo neared, Wufei was the only one to notice their approach, being that the other two pilots were 'busy'[6]. "What took those

baka's so long?! A simple mission, not even needing three people, and we've already wasted 45 minutes!", Wufei mumbled to himself, "Injustice!"

"Oh Wuffy! We're ba~ck!" 'Damn Maxwell! Does he have to be so annoying?! Injustice!'

With the knowledge that Wufei was mildly pissed, Duo became estatic and began bouncing towards his gundam. And when Duo's bouncing and

happy it's amazing how fast he can climb his gundam without using footholds. None of this compares to Heero on a sugar high, but close enough.

"Wu~ff~y! I know how much you want to kill me," Duo said through his comlink," But why don't you vent your anger on that." Duo pointed

towards the Building. Wuffy-Wufei actually um....turned up the corners of his mouth at that suggestion. "It's full of injustice and things Onna's like!

Even worse, there's pink all over the place!" By now fire was burning in Wufei's (Sari: Pants! Azn: Kami-sama!) eyes.

"I shall not let this home of injustice stand! Aaaaaahhhh-huh?!"

"Ninmu Ryoukai.", Heero's monotone rang out over the comm's.

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"Heero! How the hell could you forget the Queen of the World in a box inside a flaming building?!", Duo yelled unbelieving that Heero could do

something so(Sari: Inquisitive! Azn: Oh Kami!) stupid.

"I thought you didn't like Relena.", Heero said smugly.

"I thought she was important to peace.", Duo said in the same manner.

They exchanged glares."Do you want any nookie?" Heero had to think about that. Only for about half a second.

"Ninmu kanryou." Duo smiled. "Good boy. Now go find Relena and you'll get a treat.", Duo said while fingering his clothing suggestivley. Suprisingly

Heero went on without any protest.[7]

The boys picked their way thru the twisted burning wreckage of the used to be Building.

"Geez Heero. You shure know how to destroy a place and leave nothing but rabid rabbits left!", Duo said awed. "Hn." 'Back to five word vocabulary.'

Duo thought.

Beyond them a boxy figure could be seen in the midst of the destruction. Now just what the hell could survive a blast like that? Duo & Heero

walked towards the protruding mass and began to hear faint shouts of despair.

"Dang. All that whining is really starting to grate on my nerves!", Duo said with an exasperated sigh. Upon reaching the box the boys noticed it was

moving. Not much. Just barely doing a wiggle. Heero bravely went up to the box and cracked open the lid only to have his worst fears confirmed.

"Heero where have you been? I've missed you so much! And to think this whole place just dissapered-*click*"

"Duo you pick up one end of the box", Heero ordered,"And I'll pick up the other."

"Aren't we gonna take her out first?"



"She ain't riding in my gundam!"

"Ya!", Duo rejoiced.

The pair heaved/dragged the container back to the gundams. Duo got tired half way and decided to drag it with Heero.

When finally reaching the gundams for a second time a fire retardent rope was wrapped around the coffin and tied to one of Deathscythe's feet.

Trowa and Quatre were asked to stop almost kissing and get ready to go. As for Relena....Like we actually care!

tbc

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1. Remeber what happened last time he asked that?

2. Sari: Are you pondering what I'm pondering? Azn: No and I don't want to, you hentai!

3. Pink is the devil's tool.

4. You know. Outlaw Star Fred.

5. Azn: *sweatdrop* That is just not right. You can't just....you know if you ask. That's just...just.....eeeeeehhhhhhh.... Sari: It took longer for her brain

to turn into mush than last time. This fic is starting to get serious.

6. No it's not the type of 'busy' you ppl are thinking.

7. Hello~ooo. Heero has the promise of doing the Humpty Dance with Duo. If I were Heero I'd be good too.

That's it for now. Man it is a bitch having to write a chapter on paper an then edit and type at the same time. Oh, and another thankies to Azn Angel for

reviewing my fic. Thankies Imou-chan! And I'd like to thank Niko for the prate idea. It's from her fic Sleeping Baka. Go read it at http://www.envy.nu/nikoniko/fics.html

As always REVIEW MY FRICKIN' FIC!!!!!!!!! On to Chapter 3. The password is Nail Polish.