Thanks to all that reviewed. And as to the answer to the correct answer to the poll almost all of you answered correctly. The answer is indeed Gohan. Think about it. He is definitely the strongest in DBZ because even SS3 Goku couldn't take on the normal Buu let alone Super Buu who Gohan easily kicked around. But does any one know why Gohan didn't or couldn't go Super while he was mystic. I've heard several different reasons like his body wouldn't be able to take it, the universe would explode or he just couldn't do it anymore. Oh well, I'll try to inject some humor into this chapter.

Oh I almost forgot again, I sadly own nothing except my beauty and the beast costume that I wore when I was 4, in other words I sadly don't own DBZ.

Chapter 6: Shit Happens

"OK, everybody I will now give you your room assignments. There will be no boy/girl pairings so I had better not here any noises tonight." A few of the students groaned at this, but they were quickly drowned out by the cheers coming from the next statement," After you have dropped your stuff off at your rooms, follow the signs back to the main reception hall. Please bring your swimsuit, as we will go to the rec room after lunch. Now will you all come and get your room numbers and follow me." There was a lot of noise as the memory-wiped students tried to find they who they would be rooming with.

            Bulma quickly took charge again and led the way to the quadrant of the building where the guest rooms were located. Gohan would have been alone but now that Mirai Trunks was here he would be sharing a room with him. Gohan was a bit confused on what to do with his children, but decided to let them sleep in his bed for now. It was then that Dende decided to try his hand again at torturing Gohan, for at that moment, there was a loud pounding on the door. Gohan jumped and looked around wildly. His initial thought was that it was Vegeta trying to get revenge for the seen on the lawn, but he quickly decided that Vegeta wouldn't have knocked but blown a hole through the wall and then come after the him. Gohan wasn't exactly afraid of Vegeta; it was just that the thought of fighting him that close to his children was a little worrying. He was going to just let the person leave when there was another loud knock and Videl's angry voice came from the other side," Son Gohan, if you don't open this door right now I am going to kill you!" Gohan's eyes widened as he realized that all he had on was his swimming trunks. He glanced over at Trunks who was smirking at him and started to walk over to the door. He was fully clothed, as he had declined the swim in favor talking to his mother. Gohan looked around for cover but seeing none, he dashed into the bathroom just as Trunks opened the door. Bad move. All he had done was delay the inevitable, unless Trunks…" Yeah Gohans getting changed right now, why don't you come on in and wait for him." Gohan scowled. There went his last chance. It was official, Trunks was a dead man.' And Dende, you are number 2 on the list. Hmm, how should I kill you? I've got it! First I'll rip your t-"

" Come on nerd boy we haven't got all day. Don't be embarrassed because you're a toothpick. We can't all have a perfect body like I do."

            Oh, shut up Sharpener. I bet he's got a better body than you. I mean, who can tell with all the baggy clothes he wears."

            " Yeah right Erasa, you can't have both brawn and brains it's just not possible."

            " Would you two shut up?! I don't need to listen to your constant arguing. And Gohan it can't be bad that bad. Just come on out.

            "Ok, Ok, I'm coming." Gohan said dejectedly as he left his perch on the pot and walked towards the door.

            "See I told you Era-" Sharpener was immediately quieted as the door swung open revealing Gohan. Silence reined as Gohan just stood there nervously. Even Videl couldn't tear her eyes away from his perfect body.    

            Videl finally managed to break out of her stupor, but still did not take her eyes away from his incredible body." Holy shit, Gohan." was all that she could say before there was a loud squeal from Erasa, who threw herself at Gohan.

            " Oh, my God! You have such a perfect body. Could you flex your muscle? What's your secret? Why would you hide this under all that baggy clothing?"

            She was joined in her questioning by Sharpener, who asked questions like "How much can you bench" and " How long have you worked out". Unfortunately for Gohan, Videl managed to wrench her eyes from his body and fixed him with her best glare. Once Gohan caught sight of it he flinched. While it didn't couldn't compare to his mother's or even Vegeta's glares, it still was enough to make him want to cower in fear. " Damnit, I am so dead. But I swear I am not going down without you Dende.'

            Outside of Gohan's little world, Videl frowned. Most guys screamed and ran away needing a new set of pants.' And here is this incredibly hot and muscular nerd that merely flinches. I guess that's the next item on the 10 Things I Hate About Gohan List.' Erasa once again interrupted her thoughts, " Come on guys we don't want to miss all the food do we?" she said glancing at Gohan and remembering the incredibly large appetite that the boy had. As Videl silently followed her friends through the halls she was adding on to her list of things she hated about Gohan, which was much longer than ten.' It's so unfair. I have to carefully watch my diet to keep in shape, and he eats more food than the entire school, yet he has that incredible body. I mean how long would you have to work out to burn off all the calories that he takes in.'

         Silence almost completely filled the hall as Gohan, along with Videl, Erasa and Sharpener. It only 'almost' filled the hall because the sounds of The Black Hole and The Bottomless Pit (Vegeta and Trunks) eating could still be heard. The silence lasted only a few seconds however, as the entire female population, as one, snapped out of it and stampeded towards the young warrior, forcing him to forget all the food that would have eaten and run for his life. He led the mass of screaming girls on a chase throughout Capsule Corp. and as soon as he made it temporarily out of sight, he moved faster than any eye could see, back to the food so he could grab as much as he could.

         After a few minutes, the roar of the stampede could be heard again and he was forced to flee before the girls could find him. This time he fled to the pool, completely forgetting that that was the next destination of the class. Entering the pool area cautiously, looked around making sure it was deserted before heading over to the hot tub. He sank into it, and sighed in relief. He had been training extra hard lately and he was just now beginning to feel the effects. He had just begun to really relax when a hand clamped over his mouth startling him so badly that he literally jumped a couple feet into the air. Quickly ripping the hand away, he whipped around to face his attacker, and was faced with a worried looking Trunks, who was gesturing frantically for Gohan to be quiet.

          "Shhhhh." The worried teen whispered, as Gohan was about to open his mouth. " Gohan, we gotta get out of here, before my mom and Vegeta find me. I don't know what I said but all I know is that all of a sudden my mom had whipped her titanium alloy frying pan and came after me with it and Vegeta started to try and blast me to the next dimention. I mean he always tries to blast me, but know he is really trying to kill me. " He glanced up to see Gohan frozen with his eyes wide in terror, and slowly, ever so slowly, Trunks turned around and gulped. Their end was near.

 I am so mean aren't I? Any way I won't be updating for a while cause I am going on a VACATION!!  So heres the poll:

    Who would you most like to see die:

A) Vegeta

B) Goku

C) Gohan

D) Chibi Trunks

E) Dende