The Daily Prophet

Tragic accident leaves 2 aurors missing and 2 more seriously injured

Rita Skeeter special corespondent

Hermione Granger. Ginny Weasley. Harry Potter. Ronald Weasley. These are all names we have heard before. But it is with heavy hearts that we hear them today. Our 4 star aurors have been fighting the second war against He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, when a tragic accident resulted in the disappearances and injuries to the famous foursome. They were on a routine raid at a Death Eater rally when something went horribly wrong.

Harry Potter, the-boy-who-lived, and his partner Ronald Weasley, turned up unconscious with their robes ripped to pieces and appeared to have been beaten bloody today at the Ministry Of Magic. They were immediately admitted to St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injures. The Healer in charge said, "Both of them will be perfectly alright. They have regained consciousness, and with the help of several spells and potions they will be feeling good as new in no time. They were very lucky that they survived. It's a wonder that their brains haven't been turned to mush seeing as how they are sporting signs of having put under the Imperious and Cruciatius curse for a several minuets."

Hermione and Ginny don't appear to have been so lucky. The Ministry said in an earlier statement made by the Minister of Magic himself that, "What has happened here is a great tragedy. Nothing like this was supposed to happen. Lord er… Thingy is taking out his anger at failing to retrieve an item that he was after on our aurors. Rest assured that every effort to find Hermione and Ginny is being made. In fact I wouldn't be surprised if by tomorrow morning Lord Thingy is in Ministry custody due to 2 the Wizarding community's star aurors Hermione and Ginny."