~AUTHOR'S NOTE~ This is the last time I'm going to change the title, I PROMISE! Sorry I've been so sporadic with my updating (on ALL stories)…I'm trying to be better!

~DISCLAIMER~ Don't own anything. Cept all these combinations and relationships between canons!

NEW CHARACTERS

Sebastian In The Little Mermaid, Sebastian the crab serves as both advisor to the merking King Triton and as baby-sitter to his headstrong daughter Ariel. He travels with Ariel to the world of humans.

Dr. Doom A powerful European villain, Dr. Doom opposes the fighting team of The Fantastic Four. He wears a mask of metal due to a laboratory accident he suffered in college.

Magneto Gifted with the power of control over all things metal, Erik Magnus, code named Magneto, is the arch enemy of Professor Charles Xavier. Therefore, he also is the enemy of Xavier's fighting team, the X-Men.

Iago Servant to the sorcerer Jafar, Iago is a small red parrot. In Agrahbah, the world of Aladdin, he is usually the only one to see the obvious in any problem.

OTHER THINGS TO KEEP IN MIND

Sebastian Sebastian has a Jamaican accent.

Dr. Doom Speaks through a breath mask with an Eastern European accent.

Iago Iago is voiced by Gilbert Gottfried – a man with a VERY distinct voice.

THE QUAFFLE MYSTERY Chapter 6

*Wedge and Luke trudge on*

Luke: Wedge, stop a minute!

*both stop*

*Luke closes his eyes, concentrating*

Luke: This is strange!

Wedge: What?

Luke: *eyes still closed* I can sense someone up ahead!

Wedge: And that's strange because…?

Luke: *opening his eyes* There are three lifeforms. Two are sentient but one's not all the way…alive.

Wedge: Huh?

Luke: I can't explain it. They don't seem hostile, but have your blaster out just in case.

*Wedge nodes and pulls out a gun*

*two walk up to two figures sitting on a log*

*Dorothy gasps at the sight of Wedge's blaster*

Dorothy: Oh no!

Scarecrow: Who are you? What do you want?

Luke: It's okay, Wedge. I don't think they're gonna hurt us.

Wedge: Okay.

*he puts away his blaster*

Dorothy: Wedge? That's your name?

Wedge: Yeah – Wedge Antilles.

Luke: And I'm Luke Skywalker.

*Dorothy and Scarecrow stand up*

Dorothy: Well, I'm Dorothy Gale –

*she curtsies*

Dorothy: – from Kansas.

Luke: *nodding to her* Nice to meet you.

*he turns to Scarecrow*

Scarecrow: I'm…just Scarecrow.

*Luke looks at him strangely*

Luke: You're not…all the way human, are you?

Scarecrow: *laughs* No. I'm alive, but not human. I haven't got a brain.

Wedge: *surprised* I'm sorry to hear that!

*Scarecrow shrugs*

Dorothy: We're going to see the Wizard of Oz to get him a brain and to get me home to Kansas.

Scarecrow: At least, we were. But this place doesn't look like Oz or Kansas!

Luke: Wedge and I aren't from here either.

*he looks around*

Luke: I sensed a third life form. Where is it?

Dorothy: Third life form? *confused* Oh! Toto! Toto's my dog.

*she looks around*

Dorothy: Where'd he go? Toto? Toto!

*they hear a yelp from the bushes*

*Toto runs out with a crab hanging from his nose*

Dorothy: Oh Toto! Toto, come here!

*crab falls off Toto's nose and hits the ground*

Sebastian: Ow! Jeez…you'd think the shell'd be god for something!

*Wedge, Dorothy, and Scarecrow stare at Sebastian*

*Luke gazed at Sebastian, probing his mind*

Sebastian: What? You've never seen a talking crab before?

Wedge: Uh…no. I've seen a lot of things, but never a talking mollusk!

Sebastian: Well now you have.

Scarecrow: Wow! If I had a brain, I'd remember this forever!

Sebastian: Gah! The Scarecrow's talking! They're not supposed to talk!

Luke: Then this has been educational all around, hasn't it?

Scarecrow: I guess so! What do we do now?

*all look at each other*

Luke: I have a feeling we should just stay here.

Dorothy: You have a feeling? What does –

Wedge: Just trust him.

*Dorothy shrugs*

*all sit on the log*

*****

*all 7 bad guys are still staring evilly at each other*

Dr. Doom: This staring is getting us nowhere!

Magneto: Well then what do you suggest we do?

*Doom glances at evil assembly around the room*

Doom: Perhaps something of a contest. To determine who truly holds the most power.

Wicked Witch: Seems like a waste of time.

Vader: Yes. Nothing can defeat the power of the Dark Side!

Voldemort: And you all underestimate the power of magic.

Saruman: Especially the power of the Istari!

*another round of evil glares*

Voice from Above: All right! That's it!

*red bird flies down from the rafters and lands on the back of the throne*

*Voldemort, having been in the throne the whole time, jumps up*

Voldemort: What is this new devilry?

Saruman: Why does that line sound so familiar?

Iago: I'm the voice of REASON!

*Iago slams against the wall and is held there by blue lightning*

Emperor: Do not try my patience, feathered pest!

Iago: *strangled voice* Ok! I'm sorry!

*Emperor ceases the lightning*

Iago: Wow! You evil types really don't like guests!

Voldemort: YOUR NAME!

Iago: IAGO! I once worked for a really evil guy named Jafar, but he's locked away in a lamp now.

Saruman: I hope there is a point to your ramblings, bird. We grow tired of your voice.

Iago: I saw Jafar's mistakes! I could tell you what's good to do and what's stupid!

Doom: I believe we all know very well how to be evil.

Iago: Of course, but I could watch out for mistakes!

*other faces remain stony*

Iago: Please guys! Look, I'm not supposed to be here either! I know how strange this world is! I'd be helpful!

*Vader glances suspiciously at his master*

Vader: How do you know we're all not supposed to be here?

Iago: *looking around* Don't you guys watch TV?

*confused looks*

Iago: TV? The little black box? Movies? Hello?

Saruman: *to Voldemort* The bird may be smarter than we realize.

Voldemort: *nodding* So, Iago, what can you tell us about this…TV?

*Iago starts to say something*

*door bursts open and Coach Kreeton stands in the doorway*

Coach Kreeton: Ahh! More people to torture Coach Kreeton! All I wanna do is find a TV SET so Coach Kreeton can watch Bewitched! *imitating Bewitched sound* Dah-le-le – Dah-le-le!

*Coach Kreeton collapses to the floor, probably from injuries sustained in the cliff fall*

*Dr. Doom and Magneto have been having a secret conference in the corner*

Magneto: Why do they speak of TV as some evil force?

Doom: I do not know Erik. But this is much different than where we're from.

Magneto: Yes Doctor. But where are we?

Doom: I do know know.

*silence*

Doom: *almost embarrassed* Do any of them look…familiar to you?

Magneto: *studying the group* Yes Doctor. They do.

*both look truly scared*