~AUTHOR'S NOTE~ Again, really sorry it took me long to update! I'm not making a CONSCIOUS effort to post more often. I promise!
~DISCLAIMER~ Don't own these characters. Have never owned these characters. WILL never own these characters.
NEW CHARACTERS
Jason In the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Jason or the Red Ranger is the leader of the Power Rangers. He has a black belt in the martial arts and takes the role of leader naturally.
Michelangelo The youngest of his brothers (I think), Michelangelo is the one with the orange mask in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. He is an incurable joker.
Rita Repulsa Released after years of imprisonment, Rita launches attacks against the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers from her base on the moon. She creates monsters out of clay and sends them to wreck havoc on Earth.
Shredder An ancient martial arts master, the Shredder makes a formidable enemy for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. His leadership over the Foot Clan has bolstered his ego and strengthened his war against the Turtles and their master Splinter.
THE QUAFFLE MYSTERY Chapter 7
*the Quidditch team and company are STILL on the path*
*it is beginning to get lighter*
Pippin: *looking around* Hey, it's getting lighter!
Merry: Must be morning!
*Aragorn looks tired of the two hobbits*
Aragorn: Good call you two.
*Pippin looks at Merry in confusion, who just waves it off*
Spike: *to Aragorn who has taken the lead* Hey, uh, what's your name –
Aragorn: Aragorn, son of Arathorn.
Spike: Right. Aragorn, how long do you think we'll be walking?
*Aragorn shrugs*
Spike: All right then. Hey, do you have an easier name than "Aragorn, son of Arathorn?" Gets a bit hard to say.
*Aragorn grumbles under his breath – the journey already seems to be wearing on him*
Pippin: He's called Strider too.
Spike: Strider. Well, that's easier.
*Harry looks at them – he seems tired also*
Harry: You know what? I think I agree with Spike. We've been walking all night.
*Dumbo nods, his trunk dragging on the ground*
Legolas: Look!
*he points up ahead*
*the others squint in the early light, but see nothing*
Scott: What?
Stitch: See nothing.
Aragorn: *to everyone but Legolas* Elves have exceptionally good eyesight. Better than any of us.
Legolas: There is a log up ahead. We can rest there.
*the others nod and speed up at the thought of resting*
*they reach the log and sit down to rest gratefully*
*Legolas stand on guard with his bow, watching the bushes*
Legolas: *tensely* Something moves in the bushes!
*he pulls an arrow from his quiver*
*Aragorn unsheathes his sword*
*Stitch and Superdude prepare for battle also*
Sebastian: *as he pops out of the bushes* Ah! Why me? Why torture the crab?
*members of the group appear in various stages of shock*
Legolas: Such a strange creature!
Spike: It's a crab. But, uh, crabs don't usually talk!
*Dumbo looks at Sebastian suspiciously*
Dumbo: Sebastian?
Belle: Hey, I know you!
Sebastian: Yeah! How long has it been?
Belle: It's been a while. Maybe two years?
Johnny: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What is going on?
Belle: Oh, this is Sebastian. I met him at our family reunion.
Superdude: But it cannot be that you are related to a crab. It would be illogical.
Sebastian: Oh no, we're not really related. We met at a Disney family reunion.
Aragorn: Disney?
Merry: What's Disney?
*Luke emerges from the bushes with Wedge, Dorothy, and the Scarecrow*
Luke: I think the real question –
*all others gasp*
Luke: – is what are any of us doing here?
Harry: That's what we've been trying to do. And who are you?
Luke: I am Jedi Knight Luke Skywalker. This is Wedge Antilles, Dorothy Gale of Kansas and the Scarecrow.
*each nod as Luke introduces them*
Oliver: What's a Jedi Knight?
Luke: I have been trained in the art of the Jedi. We harness the power of the Force for good.
Harry: Is the Force a form of magic?
Luke: I guess you could say that.
Aragorn: Wait, wait!
*everyone again stops what they're doing to look at Aragorn*
Aragorn: So, let me get this straight. Legolas, Merry, Pippin, and I are from Middle Earth. Belle, Dumbo, and Sebastian all know each other. Stitch is from Hawaii…
Belle: Oh, we know Stitch too, but he's a new member of the family.
*she glares at Stitch*
*Stitch just grins and lets his tongue hang out*
Aragorn: All right, fine. Scott and Johnny are from New York City, Harry and Oliver are from Hogwarts, Superdude's from everywhere, and Spike's from anywhere.
Spike: Sounds about right.
Aragorn: So…where are all the new people from??
Dorothy: I'm from Kansas originally. But the Scarecrow and I are both here from Oz.
Belle: *doubtfully* Oz.
Wedge: And I'm a starfighter pilot with Luke.
Merry: Starfighters?
Luke: We fly against enemy planets and starships.
Aragorn: So Dorothy and the talking Scarecrow are from Oz and Luke and Wedge are from outer space?
*all nod*
Aragorn: All right, that's it! No more people from ANY world!
*a handsome man in a red shirt approaches from one direction*
Jason: Uh…where am I?
*a large green creature with an orange mask comes from the other direction*
Michelangelo: Hey, what's up dudes?
*silence*
Spike: Bloody hell!
*****
*villains all eagerly await Coach Kreeton's revival*
Darth Vader: Master, we are wasting our time.
Emperor Palpitine: Silence, my friend. We will let these simple minded fools come up with their own explanation for this world.
Vader: And will they ever know the truth?
Emperor: *cackling* Not until we are back on Coruscant.
*the doors slam open to reveal another villain in the doorway*
Saruman: Who is the intruder?
Wicked Witch: And see her outlandish style of dress!
Rita Repulsa: So, this is to be my new lair!
*all other villains really glare at her*
Saruman: There are already seven of us –
Iago: Uh, hello?
Saruman: *rolling his eyes* Already eight of us sharing this stronghold. I doubt we could fit another.
*Rita looks at the other villains*
Rita: If I still had my moonbase, I'd destroy all of you!
*confused looks*
Voldemort: She is a strange one.
Saruman: Yes, but I can feel that she is evil. She will stay!
Rita: Good! Now explain to me what is going on! Because I think that I'm incredibly lost. This doesn't look like the moon!
Voldemort: *sighs* We are all lost. The only one who seems to know what is going on is the unconscious one.
*he gestures to Coach Kreeton still lying in the doorway*
Rita: *sarcastically* Perfect.
*suddenly all are silent*
*deep echoing footsteps come from the entrance*
Darth Vader: It is another one, Master.
Saruman: No more intruders!
*a man donning severe metal attire enters*
Shredder: *looks around* Who are you all?
Iago: *rolls his eyes* Oh great! More evil villains to fight over their non-existent power!
Shredder: The bird speaks unwisely.
Iago: Oh don't start! I've been threatened, roughed up, and yelled at by everyone here. You don't scare me any more than the others.
*Shredder glares at Iago*
Shredder: You will learn your place. Soon, you will all cower in the face of the Foot Clan!
*all bad guys roll their eyes*
Magneto: Right. Because we've never heard that before.
