~AUTHOR'S NOTE~ I've been SO BAD about updating and I'm REALLY sorry! *sad face* Please forgive me? This story is completely written now, it's just a matter of posting it all. BTW, I have a slight crush on Josh Server from All That, so of course I had to put one of his characters in here ;)
~DISCLAIMER~ Don't own anyone or anything. Cept, ya know, this crazy story!
NEW CHARACTERFizz Typical teenager working at a fast food restaurant, Fizz is the "straight man" of GoodBurger in All That. Actor Josh Server makes Fizz both dorky and cool in the "home of the Goodburger!"
THE QUAFFLE MYSTERY Chapter 8
*still on the path*
Michelangelo: Dudes, I know I'm the new guy here, but we really need to stop for pizza!
*Merry and Pippin look at each other*
Pippin: What's pizza? *eagerly* Is it food?
Merry: I don't know. Legolas, is pizza food?
*Legolas shrugs*
Superdude: Yes, my hobbit friends. Pizza is indeed a form of sustenance.
Pippin: Sustenance?
Superdude: Food.
Pippin: Oh…
Aragorn: And no, we're NOT stopping for food!
*the others sigh*
Scarecrow: Maybe we'll find food somewhere.
Luke: Perhaps.
*a teenager in a fast food uniform emerges onto the path*
Fizz: Did someone order a burger?
*confused looks*
Fizz: *looking upset* See, I knew I couldn't do this right!
Merry: Do what right?
Fizz: *sighing* I was supposed to make this delivery.
*he holds up a bag*
Fizz: But as soon as I left GoodBurger, I got lost on this path and I can't find where I'm supposed to deliver it to!
*Luke studies Fizz*
Luke: Does this happen often?
Fizz: I don't usually make deliveries.
Aragorn: There's only one conclusion then.
*Fizz looks distressed*
Fizz: And that is??
Harry: You're as lost as the rest of us.
*Fizz looks a cross between furious and terrified*
*Superdude steps out of the crowd*
Superdude: Have no fear, young food-bearer! For –
Pippin: Food?
*Fizz gives Pippin the bag*
*Pippin and Merry devour the burger and fries*
Superdude: For I am –
*Fizz notices him*
Fizz: Oh wow…Superdude! Wow…is it really you, Superdude?
*everyone rolls their eyes*
Aragorn: If he's everything he brags about, then he's DEFINITELY Superdude!
Fizz: Wow…this is amazing! I can't believe it! But…what should we do?
Superdude: Come, we will find our way out of this!
*Superdude leads Fizz down a different path*
Superdude: Thank you, fellow travelers! Good luck on your journey!
Pippin: Bye Superdude! Thanks for the food, new guy!
*Merry nods his agreement*
*Fizz waves good-bye*
Oliver: Well this is just great!
*Harry nods in agreement*
Scott: What's wrong?
Harry: We lost a chaser.
Wedge: A chaser?
Oliver: Superdude was one of my chasers. Where am I going to find a third chaser out here??
Scarecrow: What's a chaser?
Pippin: I'm a chaser!
Harry: We had to build a new Quidditch team. Chasers are the three players in charge of scoring.
Scarecrow: *obviously still confused* I see.
*Oliver starts down the path again, obviously very frustrated*
*others all follow*
*****
*Coach Kreeton finally opens his eyes*
Coach Kreeton: Ahhh!
*all villains standing over him jump back*
Coach Kreeton: Aw…why can't Coach Kreeton wake up from this miserable nightmare, huh?
Iago: This isn't a nightmare, oh smart one!
Coach Kreeton: Ahh! A talking bird! Coach Kreeton thought that only happened on TV!
*villains all look shocked*
Voldemort: There!
Saruman: He spoke of the TV!
Coach Kreeton: *glancing around* Why you all look at Coach Kreeton when he mentions TV?
*various gasps*
Coach Kreeton: Gah! Will someone please explain to Coach Kreeton what's going on?
Iago: *frustrated* Well Coach Kreeton, why don't you look around at all the TV CHARACTERS!
*Coach Kreeton looks around*
Coach Kreeton: AHHH!
*he runs from the castle, still screaming*
Iago: Whoops.
*nasty-looking clawed hand grabs Iago by the throat*
*Uruk-Hai growls menacingly*
Saruman: Now, feathered one, you must explain TV to us. Only then will I allow my Uruk-Hai to release you.
Magneto: Saruman, stop!
Saruman: How dare you command a Wizard!
Dr. Doom: We do not question a Wizard's power, sir. We only wish to explain what is going on.
*Saruman waves a hand*
*Uruk-Hai releases Iago*
Iago: *gasping* Took you long enough!
*all eyes turn to Magneto and Dr. Doom*
Magneto: *sighs* We all know we are not where we should be.
Shredder: Yes, we are all aware of that.
Dr. Doom: We all come from different worlds –
Rita: Get on with it!
Dr. Doom: Do not interrupt me, madam! As I was saying, what some of you do not know is that the world Erik and I are from –
Iago: Erik? Who's Erik?
Magneto: I am Erik.
*Doom glares at Iago*
Dr. Doom: Erik and I come from a world that relies on technology. We have many inventions that help us in everyday life.
Magneto: One such invention we call the television, or TV. It's only a small black box that shows us pictures. I suppose, since you're all here and real, that you could consider TV to be a window into each of your worlds.
Voldemort: Continue.
Dr. Doom: Erik and I have seen each one of you before.
*skeptical looks*
Darth Vader: Can you prove this?
*Magneto and Dr. Doom examine the crowd*
Magneto: *to the Wicked Witch* You.
Wicked Witch: I hardly believe you could know anything about me!
Dr. Doom: Your sister, the Wicked Witch of the East, was killed as a farmhouse fell from the sky and landed on her.
Wicked Witch: *shocked* How do you know this?
Saruman: They speak the truth!
Rita: They know all about all of us!
*villains all start shouting at once*
*Magneto and Dr. Doom fight for attention and lose*
Iago: Good job, oh knowledgable ones.
*Magneto and Dr. Doom glare at him*
