AUTHOR'S NOTE Sorry it took me so long to update, as usual! I was going to update this a few days ago, but a certain SOMEONE had my notebook with this story in it *glares pointedly* But it's ok…it's here now =)

DISCLAIMER I don't own anyone from this story at all. I just own ideas and stuff like that…but no characters.

NEW CHARACTERS

Satine The doomed star of the Moulin Rouge, Satine made her stage debut in the new musical "Spectacular Spectacular." She and the musical's writer Christian fell deeply in love.

Christian Writer of the Moulin Rouge's new musical "Spectacular Spectacular," Christian made the mistake of falling in love with the play's star Satine. The beautiful courtesean was already promised to the Duke, making their love against all rules and odds.

The Mayor Ruler of Munchkinland, the Mayor honors Dorothy and sets her on her path to the Wizard after Dorothy drops her house on the Wicked Witch of the East in The Wizard of Oz.

OTHER THINGS TO KEEP IN MIND

The Mayor All the Munchkins sound like they've inhaled helium.

THE QUAFFLE MYSTERY Chapter 10

*Harry, Merry, Pippin, and Dumbo wander alone*

Pippin: Uh…does anyone hear the singing that Legolas was talking about?

*Merry shakes his head*

*Dumbo suddenly stops, lifting one large ear*

Dumbo: There's singing from two directions. One from up ahead and one off to the left.

Harry: Should we check the closer one then?

*everyone nods*

*they break through the bushes to see a lavish stage full of dancers*

Satine and Christian: *singing* I will love you until my dy-ing…

*they stop and stare at their visitors*

Christian: Who are you? Where'd you all come from?

Merry: Uh…sorry.

Harry: We must have taken a wrong turn!

*they run away back towards the path*

Satine: *faintly* Now, where were we?

Satine and Christian: *singing* I will love you until my dy-ing day!

Pippin: So where are the people Legolas hear singing?

*an army of small voices is heard farther up the path*

Harry: I think they're up there.

*the four head toward the voices and meet a small army of small people*

*all stand wide-eyed for a moment, especially Merry and Pippin*

Pippin: Hobbits!

The Mayor: Munchkins!

Harry: Huh?

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*the rest of the travelers are lounging off the path*

Jason: What do you suppose is taking them so long?

Aragorn: *shrugs* Who knows. I'm sure they're all right though.

Oliver: Yeah. Harry is the most renowned wizard in history after all.

Wedge: And Luke would know if something happened to them.

Aragorn: Exactly.

*Legolas suddenly jumps to his feet*

Legolas: Several people are approaching!

*Aragorn draws his sword*

*Wedge readies his blaster*

*Michelangelo is already spinning his nunchucks*

*Oliver pulls out his wand*

*Spike changes to full vampire face*

*Stitch growls*

Johnny: Flame on!

*Jason pulls out a highly technical looking belt buckle*

Jason: Tyrannosaurus!

*in the blink of an eye, Jason is now wearing a white and red spandex jumpsuit and helmet*

Belle: What the hell are you wearing??

Jason: This may not look very strong, but it is a supersuit strong enough to repel even laser fire!

Belle: Uh huh.

*Luke and Legolas look amused*

Luke: Uh, guys?

Legolas: They aren't dangerous.

Aragorn: O-oh.

*everyone returns to normal, looking very sheepish*

*Luke half closes his eyes*

Luke: Our companions are returning.

*Harry, Merry, Pippin, and Dumbo appear on the path, followed by a small army*

Pippin: Hey! We're back!

Jason: We see.

Scarecrow: Who are your new friends?

*Toto barks*

*Dorothy picks him up*

Dorothy: We know them! Don't we, Toto?

*Toto barks again*

The Mayor: Dorothy! Did you lose your way? This isn't the yellow brick road.

Dorothy: I know! Toto and I lost the yellow brick road a long time ago.

Aragorn: *to Merry* Are they hobbits?

Merry: They look like hobbits, but the one talking to Dorothy said they're Munchkins. What's a Munchkin?

*Aragorn shrugs*

*Dorothy and the Mayor approach Aragorn*

Dorothy: Aragorn? This is the Mayor of Munchkinland. He sent Toto and I on our journey to the Wizard.

Harry: *to Oliver* More Wizards?

*Oliver shrugs*

Dorothy: He says he knows where we can find the Wizard.

Aragorn: I see.

Dorothy: So I think Toto and the Scarecrow and I are going to go with them.

Aragorn: *glancing at the Munchkin army* Ok. If you feel it's best.

Dorothy: Don't worry. I trust the Munchkins.

Wedge: Good luck Dorothy!

*Dorothy, Toto, and the Scarecrow follow the Munchkin army away from the group*

Dorothy and the Scarecrow: *singing* Weeee're off to see the Wizard! The wonderful Wizard of Oz…

Johnny: Well THAT was interesting…