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Spike: *yelling* Oliver! Come down here!
*Legolas puts a hand on Spike's shoulder*
Legolas: Shh!
Spike: What's wrong mate?
Legolas: Let them practice.
Spike: But what's the point of practicing?
Legolas: This game is very important. If our team does not play well, we may never leave this world!
Michelangelo: Dude, I know you're not, like, human, but there is something weird about you!
Legolas: About me? I should hope I am different than human. Elves are –
Aragorn: *rolling his eyes* Sweet Valar, here we go!
Legolas: *laughing* Well, Elves are just higher beings, that's all.
Michelangelo: Oh.
*up above*
Luke: Oliver! I think we should rest awhile!
Oliver: Rest?? During Quidditch practice?
Harry: I think he's right Wood. Look.
*Merry and Pippin, regardless of the spell, are exhausted on their branches*
Oliver: *obviously disappointed* All right. Harry, let them know.
*Harry flies to tell the other players and they all land*
Pippin: Phew! Who knew Quidditch this hard?
*Harry and Oliver just look at each other*
*Legolas has been watching the bushes tensely and pulls an arrow from his quiver*
Legolas: Aragorn, nad no ennas!
*Aragorn quickly pulls his sword*
Michelangelo: Huh? Dude, what did he say?
Johnny: I have no idea! It was some other language.
Luke: He said something's out there.
Spike: How do you know mate? What language was he speaking anyway? I was around Europe for 100 years and it's close to a few languages I've heard but not close enough.
Luke: I don't know what language he spoke.
Scott: But then how do you know what he said?
*Luke isn't paying any more attention and has joined Aragorn and Legolas*
Wedge: Must be a Jedi thing.
*Jeff pops out of the bushes*
*Legolas almost fires the arrow but Aragorn puts a hand on his shoulder*
Aragorn: Tengado, mellon nîn. He is unarmed.
Legolas: *lowering his bow* Yes. I sense that now.
Luke: You sense that? Legolas, you and I must talk later on.
*Legolas nods*
*Jeff approaches*
Jeff: Congratulations, all of you! You have completed your journey. Now you await your last challenge.
*confused looks*
Jason: What are you talking about?
Legolas: *to Jason* He's talking about –
Luke: Quidditch.
Oliver: *perking up* Quidditch? Where?
Jeff: *to Luke and Legolas* How did you know?
Everyone: Don't ask!
*Jeff just shrugs and beckons to everyone*
Jeff: Follow me!
*Luke, Legolas, and Oliver immediately follow with everyone else following skeptically*
*****
*they arrive on en empty Quidditch pitch out of sight of all bad guys*
Oliver: *jubilantly clutching Harry's arm* Harry! Harry, do you see this??
Harry: I see it, Wood, I see it!
Jeff: Now. The Quidditch team will find your broomsticks in your designated area. And I must ask the spectators to stay in your designated areas. You might see some people who will surprise you.
*confused looks*
*the spectators file off into the stands*
Oliver: Come on team!
*the team follows him into the locker room*
*White Quidditch robes, made specifically for each player are hanging up*
Stitch: Eeehaha!
*he grabs a set of robes with six legs and pops out his two extra limbs*
Pippin: Look Merry! Hobbit sized robes!
Oliver: All right everyone! Let's suit up and win this game!
*****
Voldemort: We demand an explanation!
*Darth Vader is standing protectively in front of Emperor Palpitine*
Wicked Witch: The jungle man said you created this world!
Saruman: He works against us!
Emperor: You will allow me to explain!
*the villains fall strangely silent*
Emperor: This world that we all find ourselves trapped in is the byproduct of an assassination attempt.
Magneto: Assassination attempted? Against who?
Rita: Yeah, who'd you try to bump off?
Vader: My son.
Emperor: *before anyone can ask more questions* The power of the Dark Side has gifted me with foresight. Lord Vader's son is a very strong enemy and does not share his father's…ambition.
Voldemort: Sons often rebel against their fathers. My father was a filthy Muggle.
Vader: Luke does not see the power of the Dark Side. That is all.
Voldemort: Aha! There is no good and evil. Only power and –
Emperor: SILENCE.
*there is silence*
Emperor: I have foreseen that the boy will be my downfall. Therefore, I sent him here. However, I also somehow sent myself and Lord Vader here as well. It must have broken more barriers than I imagined, since you are all here as well.
*Rita, holding a telescope, suddenly screams*
Doom: I pray you, Madam, do not shriek like that again.
Rita: *pointing* Look!
*the villains se the heroes in the stands across the pitch*
Rita: That brat Red Ranger!
Magneto: Cyclops!
Doom: Johnny Storm.
Saruman: Aragorn and the Elf.
Shredder: A turtle!
*across the pitch*
Legolas: Aragorn. Look.
Aragorn: *squinting* Legolas, my eyes must be mistaken!
Michelangelo: It's him. The Shredder!
Wedge: Our enemies are against us!
Legolas: Remain calm. They cannot hurt us there. That is not the purpose of being here.
Wedge: You speak like a Jedi, Elf.
Aragorn: He is right, my friend. You are acting strangely.
Legolas: *firmly* We must not engage them!
Aragorn: *quietly* May the grace of the Valar protect us.
Nad no ennas Something's out there
Tengado, mellon nîn Hold, my friend
AUTHOR'S NOTE The next chapter will the Quidditch match and then it's over! There will be a real ending and then a fun little alternate ending that I wrote also.
