AUTHOR'S NOTE Aww, this is the end! *sniff* Quick thing – I don't know if Voldemort/Tom Riddle ever played Quidditch, but I've decided that he did, lol, just so there's no confusion.
DISCLAIMER Don't own them! I wish I owned some of them, but you'll see what I mean…
*the team waits behind a large door in white robes with broomsticks*
Harry: Ow!
Oliver: What is it Harry?
*Harry looks scared*
Harry: My scar is burning.
Oliver: *gravely* We must be on our guard.
Luke: What does it mean if your scar burns?
Harry: Voldemort is near.
*****
Rita: This is ridiculous!
*she is apparently getting on everyone's nerves*
Voldemort: Madam, I already explained that they cannot hurt us, so therefore we cannot either engage them.
Rita: But they're so helpless!
Shredder: She speaks the truth. That turtle is unarmed. It would be so easy…
Saruman: ENOUGH! The game begins.
*all 14 players fly out onto the field, half in white robes, half in black*
Jeff: You should all know that cheating is impossible and that the fate of all of your worlds rests with this game. Good luck!
*the balls are released and play begins*
*****
*minutes have passed with no score*
Wedge: *worriedly* What will happen if we lose the game?
Legolas: *calmly* We're stuck here.
Johnny: What??
Spike: For how long?
Legolas: Forever.
*he turns to face the other good guys*
Legolas: If we don't win this game, we're never going home.
*****
*a Foot Clan ninja bats a bludger towards Stitch, who bats it in another direction with one arm and makes obscene gestures with two others*
*Merry takes the Quaffle and tosses it right past the Uruk-Hai*
Pippin: For the Shire, Merry!
Merry: For the Shire!
*Harry suddenly sees the Snitch and dives for it*
Iago: *giving up* I'm not up for this! Let him win!
*Harry pulls out of the dive with the Snitch in his hand*
*****
Aragorn: Hey. We won!
Jason: We did?
Spike: Harry caught the little gold thing. I think that means we won.
Johnny: That was kind of anti-climactic.
*all good Quidditch players have gathered around Harry on the ground*
Belle: Come on, let's go down there!
*****
*the evil players, meanwhile, have returned to the stands*
Voldemort: Insolent useless pest!
Iago: Hey, I'd like to see you play Quidditch!
Voldemort: I did!
Iago: Oh.
Emperor: You will pay for this, feathered one!
*Iago's eyes open wide and he flies up and away*
Iago: Hey! The barrier's gone!
Saruman: What?
Iago: The barrier that was here before. It's gone! I'm outta here!
*he flies off into the horizon*
Jeff: *out of nowhere* Yes, the barrier is gone. Not only can you leave, but you must leave now or you will be trapped here forever.
Voldemort: At last!
*he apparates and disappears*
*Rita jabs the ground with her outlandish-looking staff and disappears in a crack of thunder*
*the Wicked Witch takes off on her broomstick, cackling the whole way*
Saruman: Come! We must return to our army waiting for us in the caverns of Isengard! Rohan is ready to fall.
*he walks off, dignified, with the Orc and Uruk-Hai following*
*Magneto levitates himself and Dr. Doom up and away*
Shredder: Come, Foot Clan! I must destroy those turtles!
*they leave, leaving Darth Vader and the Emperor alone with Jeff*
Jeff: *grinning* Sorry you plan didn't work as well as you'd hoped, Palpitine. But good luck next time!
*he leaves*
*the Emperor glares after him and in a flash of blue lightning, he and Vader are gone*
*****
*Jeff walks onto the Quidditch Pitch*
Jeff: Congratulations.
Oliver: Did you see that?! It was like their Seeker just quit! Smart move too, Harry's the best Seeker we've ever had…
*everyone crowds Harry*
Jeff: I'm sorry to interrupt your celebration, but something is about to happen.
*everyone stops*
Belle: What do you mean?
Scott: What's going to happen?
Jeff: Since you won the Ultimate Game, you have won the right to all go home. But you must say good-bye and leave now.
Spike: I'm bloody out of here then!
*he speaks from under his jacket and runs for shelter from the sun*
Michelangelo: I'm with that dude. I could use some pizza!
*he leaves singing "Tequila"*
Jason: No offense everyone, but I do have a Superhero team to look after.
*he starts off through the trees*
Belle: Yeah…I should get back to the Beast…
*she runs after Jason*
*Johnny rolls his eyes*
Scott: Johnny, we should get back to New York. Can you fly us there?
Johnny: Yeah, let's go. Flame on!
*the Human Torch lifts Scott up and they fly off*
Dumbo: I miss my mother. Bye everyone!
*he also flies off*
*the Quidditch team stands together*
Oliver: *sadly* You all played very well. I'll miss you all! *to Harry* Come on, Harry. Let's apparate home.
Harry: But Oliver, I'm only a second year! I don't know how to apparate! And you're not supposed to either.
*Oliver tries to look innocent*
Oliver: Just close your eyes and concentrate.
*Oliver and Harry disappear*
*Stitch pulls out a rocket pack and shoots off laughing*
Luke: Legolas, my friend. You are a Force user.
Legolas: *smiling* Yes, I know. All Elf-kind are. It is part of our power.
Luke: It will return you to your Middle Earth.
Legolas: Thank you Jedi Knight Luke Skywalker. May the grace of the Valar protect you.
Luke: And may the Force be with you, Legolas Greenleaf, Prince of the Woodland Realm.
*Luke and Wedge disappear*
Pippin: Wow!
Aragorn: Come on, Legolas. Let us return home.
*Legolas nods*
*The Elf, man, and two hobbits disappear*
Jeff: And so ends the Quaffle Mystery.
*black*
Hehe, tricked you! This is the end, but I also wrote an alternate ending. So there will be one more chapter. And you'll also find out what I meant in the disclaimer on this chapter in the alternate ending.
