AUTHOR'S NOTE Aww, this is the end! *sniff* Quick thing – I don't know if Voldemort/Tom Riddle ever played Quidditch, but I've decided that he did, lol, just so there's no confusion.

DISCLAIMER Don't own them! I wish I owned some of them, but you'll see what I mean…

*the team waits behind a large door in white robes with broomsticks*

Harry: Ow!

Oliver: What is it Harry?

*Harry looks scared*

Harry: My scar is burning.

Oliver: *gravely* We must be on our guard.

Luke: What does it mean if your scar burns?

Harry: Voldemort is near.

*****

Rita: This is ridiculous!

*she is apparently getting on everyone's nerves*

Voldemort: Madam, I already explained that they cannot hurt us, so therefore we cannot either engage them.

Rita: But they're so helpless!

Shredder: She speaks the truth. That turtle is unarmed. It would be so easy…

Saruman: ENOUGH! The game begins.

*all 14 players fly out onto the field, half in white robes, half in black*

Jeff: You should all know that cheating is impossible and that the fate of all of your worlds rests with this game. Good luck!

*the balls are released and play begins*

*****

*minutes have passed with no score*

Wedge: *worriedly* What will happen if we lose the game?

Legolas: *calmly* We're stuck here.

Johnny: What??

Spike: For how long?

Legolas: Forever.

*he turns to face the other good guys*

Legolas: If we don't win this game, we're never going home.

*****

*a Foot Clan ninja bats a bludger towards Stitch, who bats it in another direction with one arm and makes obscene gestures with two others*

*Merry takes the Quaffle and tosses it right past the Uruk-Hai*

Pippin: For the Shire, Merry!

Merry: For the Shire!

*Harry suddenly sees the Snitch and dives for it*

Iago: *giving up* I'm not up for this! Let him win!

*Harry pulls out of the dive with the Snitch in his hand*

*****

Aragorn: Hey. We won!

Jason: We did?

Spike: Harry caught the little gold thing. I think that means we won.

Johnny: That was kind of anti-climactic.

*all good Quidditch players have gathered around Harry on the ground*

Belle: Come on, let's go down there!

*****

*the evil players, meanwhile, have returned to the stands*

Voldemort: Insolent useless pest!

Iago: Hey, I'd like to see you play Quidditch!

Voldemort: I did!

Iago: Oh.

Emperor: You will pay for this, feathered one!

*Iago's eyes open wide and he flies up and away*

Iago: Hey! The barrier's gone!

Saruman: What?

Iago: The barrier that was here before. It's gone! I'm outta here!

*he flies off into the horizon*

Jeff: *out of nowhere* Yes, the barrier is gone. Not only can you leave, but you must leave now or you will be trapped here forever.

Voldemort: At last!

*he apparates and disappears*

*Rita jabs the ground with her outlandish-looking staff and disappears in a crack of thunder*

*the Wicked Witch takes off on her broomstick, cackling the whole way*

Saruman: Come! We must return to our army waiting for us in the caverns of Isengard! Rohan is ready to fall.

*he walks off, dignified, with the Orc and Uruk-Hai following*

*Magneto levitates himself and Dr. Doom up and away*

Shredder: Come, Foot Clan! I must destroy those turtles!

*they leave, leaving Darth Vader and the Emperor alone with Jeff*

Jeff: *grinning* Sorry you plan didn't work as well as you'd hoped, Palpitine. But good luck next time!

*he leaves*

*the Emperor glares after him and in a flash of blue lightning, he and Vader are gone*

*****

*Jeff walks onto the Quidditch Pitch*

Jeff: Congratulations.

Oliver: Did you see that?! It was like their Seeker just quit! Smart move too, Harry's the best Seeker we've ever had…

*everyone crowds Harry*

Jeff: I'm sorry to interrupt your celebration, but something is about to happen.

*everyone stops*

Belle: What do you mean?

Scott: What's going to happen?

Jeff: Since you won the Ultimate Game, you have won the right to all go home. But you must say good-bye and leave now.

Spike: I'm bloody out of here then!

*he speaks from under his jacket and runs for shelter from the sun*

Michelangelo: I'm with that dude. I could use some pizza!

*he leaves singing "Tequila"*

Jason: No offense everyone, but I do have a Superhero team to look after.

*he starts off through the trees*

Belle: Yeah…I should get back to the Beast…

*she runs after Jason*

*Johnny rolls his eyes*

Scott: Johnny, we should get back to New York. Can you fly us there?

Johnny: Yeah, let's go. Flame on!

*the Human Torch lifts Scott up and they fly off*

Dumbo: I miss my mother. Bye everyone!

*he also flies off*

*the Quidditch team stands together*

Oliver: *sadly* You all played very well. I'll miss you all! *to Harry* Come on, Harry. Let's apparate home.

Harry: But Oliver, I'm only a second year! I don't know how to apparate! And you're not supposed to either.

*Oliver tries to look innocent*

Oliver: Just close your eyes and concentrate.

*Oliver and Harry disappear*

*Stitch pulls out a rocket pack and shoots off laughing*

Luke: Legolas, my friend. You are a Force user.

Legolas: *smiling* Yes, I know. All Elf-kind are. It is part of our power.

Luke: It will return you to your Middle Earth.

Legolas: Thank you Jedi Knight Luke Skywalker. May the grace of the Valar protect you.

Luke: And may the Force be with you, Legolas Greenleaf, Prince of the Woodland Realm.

*Luke and Wedge disappear*

Pippin: Wow!

Aragorn: Come on, Legolas. Let us return home.

*Legolas nods*

*The Elf, man, and two hobbits disappear*

Jeff: And so ends the Quaffle Mystery.

*black*

Hehe, tricked you! This is the end, but I also wrote an alternate ending. So there will be one more chapter. And you'll also find out what I meant in the disclaimer on this chapter in the alternate ending.