Disclaimer: This story was inspired by my love for the TMNT, my insane, stupidly wonderful imagination, and TMNTpunker! Well, I thought of the idea before she said anything, but with a few encouraging words, and some exciting, fun ideas, I decided I'd do it. Thanks Punker!!! (And now, the point of this disclaimer!) *~I don't own the TMNT but I DO, however, own NINJA PIGGY!!!!!~* ^.^ FWEE! For those of you who have seen Ninja Piggy, YAY! If you haven't e-mail me and ask me for the link to it because for some reason it won't let me post it on here. He's really cool! At least I think so… Um, anyhoo… Old Librarian-looking lady with a shabby, curtain-looking dress, sitting in a rocking chair, padded with a flowered print cushion: Okay, children, gather around as I tell you the story of NINJA PIGGY and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. children gather around the old lady with tiny glasses and ugly dress, and sit down, Indian style, in a small circle and listen attentively Old Lady: licks the tip of her index finger and turns to the first page of the pretty, crisp new book and clears her throat Once Upon a Time…
It was a cold, damp night in the city. All was quiet, except for a few passing cars and random raindrops falling to the asphalt in the alleys. The people of the city rest, as the hours of the night crept through slowly. The children were asleep in their beds, dreaming of happy things like candy, ponies, and rainbows. Their parents were getting their hard earned sleep, after a long day of work. Homeless people slipped into their cardboard boxes and whatnot and cried themselves silently to sleep, hoping for a different, more prosperous life. All was quiet. All was calm. Tomorrow was coming.
"AL-RIGHT!!!!! PARTY ON DUDES!!!!" An orange-masked turtle popped out from the below sewers and started dancing around. "Mikey, please…" A more sophisticated, purple-masked turtle said as he slowly climbed out of the same hole. He turned around as soon as his two-toed feet were stable on the surface and helped his blue-masked brother up. "You know he's never calm and never will be, Donny, why bother?" "I don't know, Leo, it just seems that there must be some way out there to make him chill out once in a while, ya know?" Donny responded as he tried to tame his wild brother by holding him down by his shoulders and repeating sternly 'CALM MIKEY, CALM.' Raphael, the red-masked turtle climbed out of the sewer as well and started shaking his head sadly. "Leo, seriously, do you really think Don would ever give up on something as challenging as this?" Leonardo nodded and took a look around the city. "Sure is a quiet night, isn't it guys?" "Yeah, perfect night for PARTYING!" Mikey blurted out as he spun around and did a little dance. "Mikey, Mikey, Mikey…" Raph muttered and patted Michelangelo's shell. Mikey smiled wide and trotted along happily behind his brothers as they walked down the street. He started humming a random, well known song just as soon as Raph told him to shut up. They walked on down the street, gazing into pizza places with wonder, ready for any competition that may come their way on that cold, quiet night. "FWEE!!!" A small, bright pink pig floated out in front of the four turtles wearing a bright lime green bandana and a matching diaper. He seemed to have built-in rocket jets that enabled him to hover a couple of feet above the earth's surface. He smiled stupidly at the brothers and swayed back and forth happily. Instantaneously, the turtles pulled out their weapons, prepared for the attack of the piggy-thing. Keeping their eyes on the pink creature, Donny murmured to his fellow brothers. "What the shell is it?!" "Heck if I know!" Raph yelped. "Looks like a pig." Leo said with a confused look on his face. After a few seconds, Mikey dashed out at the pig and screamed, "BACON!" The piggy screeched with horror as he floated around in circles shrieking "MEEP!" repeatedly. They didn't know what to make of this pig, so they created a turtle huddle and discussed the situation. "Okay dudes, any ideas?" Leo asked as he looked around at the confused expressions on the faces of his three brothers. "I'll take that as a no." "I say we eat him!" Mikey yelled as he looked over his shoulder at the "evil" piggy and made an I'm-gonna-get-you-yes,-you-look. The piggy stuck out his tongue and peeled the wrapper off of a freshly baked cupcake with vanilla frosting and multi-colored sprinkles. Mikey frowned and secretly wished he had a cupcake. Donny, noticing Mikey's sad, drooling face, slapped him in the back of the head. "FOCUS MIKEY!" "Sorry, bro. The little dude knows how to get to me though." He made a pouty face and tuned back into the conversation. "Well, he looks harmless." Raph commented. The four turtles all turned and looked at the piggy to observe if he was harmless-looking or not. The piggy smiled at Donny, Raph, and Leo and stuck his tongue out at Mikey again. Mikey mumbled something and stuck his tongue out back at him. The piggy then pulled out a nice, warm, chocolaty, double fudge brownie and took a big, torturing whiff of it, smiled delightfully and sighed. Mikey's lips started trembling and his eyes starting watering. The pig, noticing Mikey's suffering, practically inhaled it and said, "FWEE!" Mikey burst out in tears and got smacked in the back of his head again by Donny. "Fo-cus." Donny said through gritted teeth. Mikey wiped his tears away, blew his nose and tried to ignore the piggy. "I say we ignore him." Raph said. "That's easy for you to say." Mikey mumbled. "I don't think he really cares we exist, and he doesn't talk much." Donny said. "True. We'll just leave him alone and if we hear anything about him or if he starts any problems, then we'll deal with him. Okay?" Mikey peeked over his shoulder one last time at the piggy as they started to walk away. He was opening a box of pizza. Mikey gasped and raced over to the piggy, ready to kill him to get the pizza. "OOKIE OOKIE!" He cried as he floated around in circles as he and Mikey played tug-of-war with the pizza box. The other turtles immediately darted over to back Mikey up. The piggy was freakishly strong and managed to pull the pizza box away from all four of the turtles. After a few seconds of heavy breathing and frustrated staring, the piggy set the pizza box down and floated over to the turtles. Mikey didn't take his eyes off of the pizza, Donny observed the critter's movements, Raph was really confused and didn't really care it existed, and Leo watched and waited for what the piggy would do next. The piggy stuck his cone-shaped "hand" high up in the air, smiled his stupid smile and said, "NEEN-JAH PEEGY!" The turtles looked at each other, completely confused as to what the creature was trying to say, then back at the pig. The piggy frowned and tried again. "NEEEN-JAHHH PEEE-GYYYY!" He recited as he stuck his "hand" up in the air and smiled stupidly again. "Um, I think he's trying to say Ninja Piggy." Donny said as he looked around at his brothers nervously. "NEEN-JAH PEEGY! YESH! YESH!" The piggy bounced up and down in the air. Raph looked at the piggy like it was insane. "Is - that - your - NAME?" He asked it slowly with spaces, as if it were deaf or retarded. Ninja Piggy smiled stupidly once again and said, "NUH-HUH!!" The turtles looked at each other, not knowing what to do next. Mikey stepped forward, with his eyes still looking at the pizza. "Uh, Ninja Piggy?" Ninja Piggy looked at Mikey evilly and stared him down. "Yeshhhh?" He said in a high-pitched, baby-like voice. "Um, would you mind sharing your…" "NUH-UH!!!" Ninja Piggy screamed. He scooped up the pizza and held it in his arms, guarding it with his life. "Okay then…" Mikey made a pouty face and began to walk away. About five steps down the street, Mikey felt a tap on his shoulder. He turned and there, Ninja Piggy floated extending the pizza box out to him. "JOKE JOKE!" He smiled stupidly (again) and Mikey took the box. "THANKS!" He smiled widely, flipped open the box, and stuffed his face with pizza. "Looks like Mikey's gotta new friend." Raph smirked and nudged Donny. "I dunno about this Ninja Piggy. There's just something about him that bothers me." Leo pondered as he watched Mikey and Ninja Piggy feast on the pizza. "Something always bothers you, Leo. Don't worry 'bout him." Donny said. "Yeah, you're right. Sorry, dudes." The three smiled and Raph yelled to Mikey. "C'mon bacon boy! Time to go!" Mikey and Ninja Piggy looked up from their pizza at Raph. "Me?" "Meh?" They both replied. "Uh, you." Raph pointed to Mikey. Ninja Piggy made a pouty face and started to cry. "Can I keep him? Pleeeeaaaaasssseeee?" Mikey pleaded to Leo. "Don't ask me, I don't care!" Mikey smiled and grabbed the remaining pizza and Ninja Piggy. "YAY!" They both yelped and started skipping down the street. "But Sensei might…" Leo finished. Ninja Piggy and Mikey gave each other worried looks.
Okay, I'm tired of typing!!! So, how was it?! GOOD?! Bad? GREAT?! Horrible? Tell me! I wanna know! Thanks for reading!! Hope you enjoyed it! ^.^ FWEE!
