Hey everybody. Thanks for all the reviews, I was really hoping y'all would like it! Paragraphs, HAHA! Lol. Sorry it was so hard to read. I'm too lazy to put them in, but since you requested 'em, I'll make sure I put some in this chapter. I'm really bad about coming up with an idea, starting the story, and then actually continuing it. I normally only write when I'm really bored and feeling creative, and right now I am SUPER BORED. I haven't been online at ALL in like 2 weeks! IT'S KILLIN' MEEEE! cries I had band camp for 4days (woo), then I went to my grandma's house for like 3 days (woo), and now my step-dad's online. I swear he gets online and stays on forever JUST so I can't get on. GRRRR! Okay, this isn't my life story, and I know it's boring you to death so we'll just get on with the NINJA PIGGY STORY! I don't own nothin' but NINJA PIGGY. FWEE! Ahem. YAYAYAYyayayeweeweeoowaoowafoooomeeesaaaaapooooo. Wow, I feel better, how 'bout you?

Mikey and Ninja Piggy scurried into the lair behind Raph, Donny, and Leo like two excited eleven year old girls at a Backstreet Boys concert. "You are SO gonna love Master Splinter, he is like, the BEST!" Mikey blabbed away to Ninja Piggy (NP) in a girly voice. "MEEP!" NP screeched with excitement.

Just as soon as they got into the lair Mikey started searching for Splinter. "SENSEI!!!!" He yelled at the top of his lungs. NP started floating/bouncing up and down. Master Splinter came rushing into the room. "Michelangelo, please! Keep your voice-" "I WANT YOU TO MEET SOMEONE!!!!!" Mikey interrupted him. "Sensei, this is Ninja Piggy." He turned to NP, but he wasn't there. "NINJA PIGGY!" Mikey started twirling in circles looking for the piggy. "Where the heck did he go?!" "Michelangelo, how many times do I have to tell you, I'm not interested in meeting your invisible friends?" "No no no no no! He's real!!! He's this little pink piggy and he was just right-"

"FWEEEE!!!!!" NP had clung to one of the blades on the ceiling fan and was spinning around in circles. Mikey turned to Donny and Donny pointed up. "NINJA PIGGY!!!!!!" Mikey started cracking up. Splinter glanced up and lipped 'ohh myy'. "Master Splinter, meet Ninja Piggy!" Mikey smiled widely and motioned his hands up, toward the pig. "Ninja Piggy, meet Master Splinter!" Mikey reversed.

Just then, NP flew off of the fan and tackled Splinter. "SPLINNY!!!!!" He screamed as he knocked Splinter down into the chair he was standing in front of. Splinter held NP out in front of him like a baby with a dirty diaper. "Where did you find this creature??" Mikey grabbed Ninja Piggy as Raph and Leo hurried over to help Sensei up. "We found him!" Mikey started playing Rock, Paper, Scissors with NP.

"More like, he found us." Raph stated as he and Leo dusted Splinter off. "He certainly is…" Splinter paused as he examined NP. "Different." Ninja Piggy smiled happily and started doing cartwheels in mid-air.

"You can say that again." Leo rolled his eyes. "And I've observed that he has a strong passion for food." Donny said. "Much like Mikey!" The three turtles chuckled. "It's almost as if they're twins." Leo mumbled. "Two Mikeys, now THAT'S torture." Raph cringed. "Hey, where'd they go?" Raph, Donny, Leo and Splinter looked around the room, but NP and Mikey were no where to be found. Then they heard ruckus in the kitchen. They all looked at each other, nodded, and said at the same time, "Food."

Leo opened the kitchen door slightly and they peeked inside. Ninja Piggy was raiding the fridge and Mikey was on the phone. He was obviously ordering pizza. Rejected fruits and vegetables were flying out of the refrigerator as Ninja Piggy repeated 'food' over and over again. After he devoured whatever was in the fridge he moved to the closest cabinet. He flung open the door and grabbed a box of Cheese Nips. "FOOD!!!" He ripped open the box and poured the cheese snacks into his wide open mouth.

"There goes my last box of Cheese Nips." Leo pouted, as they watched Ninja Piggy devour the rest of the food in the kitchen. "Just as long as he doesn't eat my-" "FOOD!!!" Ninja Piggy pulled out a box of Fruit Roll-Ups. "NO!!!!!" Donny screamed and dashed into the kitchen. "MINE!!!!" He snatched the box of fruit snacks away from the pink pig, put them back in the cabinet and slammed the door shut. "NO." He said sharply and shook his index finger at NP. Ninja Piggy made a pouty face, looked around the room sadly, then back at Donny. Donny stretched his arms outward and guarded the cabinet. "You are NOT going to eat all of our food."

Just then, NP broke out in tears. "WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" He screamed as he fell to the floor and pounded his fists on the ground like a two year old. Everybody plugged their ears. "Make it stopppp!" Raph yelled over the screaming. "Give him the stupid fruit rolls, Don!!!" Leo said. "No!!! He can' always get his way, Leo!" Donny said, not giving in to the irritating whining. "Donatello! Please, just make him STOP!" Sensei ordered the turtle. "Mannnn!" Donny opened up the cabinet, and pulled out one fruit roll. "You're WORSE than Mikey!" He flung the snack at NP's head and huffed.

Ninja Piggy hopped up off of the floor and shoved the Fruit Roll-Up down his throat, wrapper and all. "Mmmmm! YUMMY!" He smiled his goofy smile. "MORE!" Donny glared at the piggy. Ninja Piggy realized he had an advantage over Donny. "MORE!!!!!" He demanded. "Ninja Piggy!!! Don't do this!!!" "MOOOOOOOORRRRRRREEEEEEE!!!!!!!" He screamed at the top of his lungs, stomping his feet. "OKAYYY!!!! GEEZE!!!!!! JUST SHUT UP!!!!" Donny flung the whole box at Ninja Piggy, sat down in a chair, and watched him inhale his snacks.

Mikey jumped to his feet. "PIZZA!" "Pizza?" Ninja Piggy jumped to his feet also. "It's within 100 yards. I can smell it." Mikey inhaled deeply and smiled. "Pizzaaaa." Ninja Piggy grinned mischievously and rubbed his hands together. "Ohhhh nooo. He's NOT going to eat all the pizza." Leo said as he walked into the kitchen. "I didn't say anything about the Cheese Nips, but when it comes down to PIZZA, heck NO!" Ninja Piggy made a pouty face. "No pizza?" "NO PIZZA!" Donny yelled. "WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everybody shook their heads and plugged their ears. "I'm gonna go buy some ear plugs." Raph said as he walked out of the room. "Good idea, Raph." Leo said. "We'll need 'em."

Alrighty thennn! That's chapter TWO! I dunno how long before chapter three is up, but hopefully I'll have some ideas by then. And HOPEFULLY I won't be bored with this story by the fourth chapter. If I make it that far. Oh well, let's think POSITIVE shall we? Well, since you read this far, ya might as well click that little 'Submit Review' button down yonder… Maybe? I don't really care if you like this story or not, just review and tell me SOMETHING since I only write stories to relieve my boredom. Okay, hope you enjoyed it and it made you at least SMILE for a few seconds! Oh yeah, how were my paragraphs? Better, I hope! Hehe. Adios Moochacho!