Disclaimer: Whosoever is found loitering at the public station platform nine and three quarters between the hours of 12 pm and 3 am can be accused of loitering in a non loitering zone and could be sentenced to 12 hours of community service. Code #14339


Real Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, but I do own Mr. Fuzz..


"She? McGonagall is a guy, Mike McGonagall!"

"Hello boys, what's wrong?"

"Mike, something is wrong with Harry."

"You're are a girl! Minerva McGonagall!"

"Ummm..... Harry, no. Do I look like a girl?"

"You're not even old! Let me go to Dumbledore!"

"Ok..... Ron you were right. Something is wrong with Harry."

Once in Dumbledore's office.

"Dumbledore, tell them that Hermione's in Griffindor."

"Whosoever is found loitering at the public station platform nine and three quarters between the hours of 12 pm and 3 am can be accused of loitering in a non loitering zone and could be sentenced to 12 hours of community service. Code #14339

"Huh?"

"The stealing of any item under the cost 15 sickles can be considered a misdemeanor and be sentence up to 24 hours of community service or 12 hours of jail time. Code #13557."

"What's wrong with Dumbledore?"

"Nothing. This is how he always is."

"Professor Dumbledore! It is I Snape the world nicest teacher ever."

"It is now that Harry snapped, killing everyone in the office and then most of the school before he himself was killed. You have visited Really-odd-how-the-heck-did-I-get-here-place.