SHORT! SHORT! Ha! Told you I'd update quicker! To answer some questions, okay, Exintaris's comments, I realize that Ross having a presentation on Christmas Day is weird, but oh well. They had to fight about something, didn't they? And what I meant was the MON in Monica and they EY in Joey, I know it wasn't very clear, sorry 'bout that!
Proof
He walked to the back of the room and opened the door. In walked his proof. She walked all the way up to the front and took her seat on the witness stand.
"State your name for the record, please."
"Chloe." (AN: Sorry Lindsey!)
"Last name?"
"Oh, I don't even use last names anymore. I just change them every time I relocate anyway." Chloe smiled at the court.
"Good," said Robinson. "Now, Chloe, you told me that you slept with Mr. Geller, is that correct?"
"Yes."
A gasp went up inside the courtroom. Ms. Buffay and Mr. Tribianni stared at Mr. Geller, stunned. Mr. Bing had a very confused look on his face, and Mrs. Bing leaned forward to whisper to Mrs. Geller. Mrs. Geller had a look of complete shock and pain on her face. Mr. Geller, for his part, looked as though he could not believe what was unraveling.
"And this occurred on more than one occasion, correct?" asked Robinson, who looked thoroughly delighted with himself.
"Yup. Easily a couple times a week for the past few months," said Chloe easily.
"Chloe, did you realize that Mr. Geller was married?"
"Nope. He never told me."
"There you have it," Robinson said loudly. "Mr. Geller has been having an affair with this woman, who, incidentally, works at the copy place he traveled to on Christmas Eve. This grounds Mrs. Geller to a large divorce settlement and property ownership, including the couple's vehicle. Ross Geller cheated and comes out with nothing!"
"Hey, wait a sec," called Chloe. Robinson turned to look at her. "Did you say ROSS Geller?"
"Yes," replied Robinson carefully.
"I thought you asked about RUSS Geller!" exclaimed Chloe. "Yeah, you asked if I'd been sleeping with a guy whose last name was Geller, and I said yeah, Russ Geller, and you dragged me in here!" (AN: Yeah, like I would make Ross cheat on Rachel. Not gonna happen, guys!)
Mrs. Geller looked at her lawyer, furious, which was nothing compared to the look on Mr. Geller's face. "Permission to speak!" He yelled finally.
"Go ahead. This can't possibly get any more chaotic," granted the judge.
"How DARE you try to accuse me of cheating on my wife! I could have never, ever done that to her, and most everyone in this court knows it! I love her too much for that!" Mrs. Geller looked startled as Mr. Geller continued. "I'm going to smash your face into a pulp, you…"
"Oh look, I was wrong," muttered the judge. "Mr. Geller, please restrain yourself. Mr. Robinson, by law, as a result of deliberately trying to frame a client, you are asked to leave the court and let Mrs. Geller handle the case herself. Chloe, if you will please leave with him." As the two walked out, he added, "I imagine this is quite a burden off of you, considering you have not been sleeping with a married man."
"Actually, I have. He told me last night," Chloe confessed. "He's married to some Julie chick." Then they left.
"NOW can we please have Mrs. Monica Geller-Bing come up?"
TBC
Yeah, short chapter, I know. I just didn't really want to combine the two. And I know that Russ's last name wouldn't be Geller also, but hey, it works. Thanks for reading and reviewing! Bye now!
