What I said to Jenna tonight kept playing over & over in my mind. No I didnt mean what I said to her but it was for her own good & if she did quit the WWF I would be happy. Not because I didnt want to see her anymore I still didnt know how I felt about her though. I would be happy because I know she woulnt get hurt. Right now Coyote, Molly, Crash & I were just going to a bar to take it easy for once I can without a doubt say I need it. Coyote was in the car with me & Crash & Molly were in another. Crash & Molly were in front of us & we were following. I didnt know any bars in this city anyways.
"Rage...Rage?...RAGE!" Coyote yelled.
"Uh what?"
"What? Didnt you just see Crash & Molly stop at that bar back there?"
"Nope. Guess I got to much stuff on my mind." I turned around & drove back to where Crash & Molly had parked.
"You know if your head isnt into it you should of let me drive."
"Let you drive my car?"
"Yeah why not?"
"I got...7 reasons why."
"...None of those accidents were my fault."
"Of corse not." I parked the car & saw Crash & Molly just going in the bar.
"So what where you thinking about?"
"Stuff."
"What kind of stuff?"
"That my friend is not of your freckin bidness."
"...Bidness?"
"Thats what I said wasnt it." Coyote laughed & shook his head.
"Yeah I guess it was." We went in the bar & saw where Crash & Molly were sitting.
"Jesus what a great place Crash picked."
"Why theres noting wrong with it."
"There is something."
"Whats that?"
"Well it appears to be the same place that Jenna came to to drink her problems away."
"What?" I pointed to a table where Jenna was sitting by herself.
"Damm we just cant get rid of her can we? Everywhere we do there she is!"
"Keep it down. If were lucky she wont notice us."
"But were not lucky. Were never lucky."
"Yeah I noticed." We walked over to the table were Crash & Molly were sitting.
"Where were you guys going?" Molly asked.
"Rage wasnt watching you guys." Coyote said.
"I cant help it if I have things on my mind."
"What is it this time?" Molly asked.
"I'll tell you the same thing I told Coyote...Its none of your bidness."
"Bidness?"
"Whats with you guys? Yes Bidness!" I turned my attention to Crash. "You picked a nice Bar Crash."
"Yeah it is a nice place isnt it?"
"Idiot. Look over there!" I pointed to Jenna.
"Jenna? Wow of all the bars in this city who would of thaught?"
"I would...I can never catch a break."
"You can never catch a break? Golly Rage how do you think I feel ever since you joined the WWF Ive been to hell came back when there again this time for a year & a half then it got worse & just now its finally getting better." Molly said.
"Yeah you should talk to someone about that."
"Funny Rage...your a comic mastermind!"
"This is true."
"LEAVE ME ALONE!"
"The hell?" I looked back at where Jenna was & saw some guy hassling her.
"Let it go Rage. Last thing we need is for Jenna to think you still care for her after that speech tonight. The guys just drunk he'll get tired of Jenna soon & leave." Coyote said. I turned my attention back to the group.
"Yeah I guess your right."
"Hey Garson over here!" Crash yelled at a waiter.
"Crash this place isnt french its probally not even english at happy hour." I said.
"Smartass." Crash said.
"Hey I dont know about you but I never saw a drunk make sence before...just think Jake The Snake Roberts at the Heros of Wrestling Pay Per View a while back...guy was drunk off his ass & they actually let him cut a promo!"
"Never saw that one." Molly said.
"Yeah seriously though he was leaning all over the guy that was interviewing him & talking about casinos & gambling."
(AUTHORS NOTE: Sad thing is this IS a true story!)
"From great to...well something else." Coyote said.
"So what do you guys have planned for tommorow? Before the Smackdown! tapings I mean." Molly asked.
"Not a thing." Coyote said.
"What about you Rage?" Molly asked.
"Im going to a tattoo place." I said.
"Another Tattoo Rage?" Molly asked.
"Another tattoo? Geez I only have 3."
"3? You only had one when we where going out."
"Times change."
"Well you have that barbed wire going around your arm what other two do you have?" Molly asked.
"Bald eagle on my right shoulder & a tribal tattoo on my lower left leg." I put my leg on the table & rooled up the leg of my pants to show them the tribal tattoo.
"What thats kinda...your mitilating yourself you know that right?"
"My body."
"I know that put still."
"Still nothing."
"So what are you getting then?" Coyote asked while Crash got up to try to get us some service.
"Dont know yet."
"I SAID LEAVE ME ALONE!" Jenna screamed. I looked back there again. The guy was still hitting on her & to be truthful it was quite annoying for even me.
"Let it go Rage." Coyote said. I was still looking back at Jenna & the jackass.
"I am."
"So just stop looking at them." He said.
"Im not looking at them I looking at Crash."
"Sure you are." Molly said. She turned my head in the oppisite direction to were Crash was. "Kinda hard to look at Crash over there if unless you got eyes in the back of your head." She said with a smile.
"Yeah Im a awful liar."
"HA!" Coyote said. "That my friend...is a lie right there."
"Yeah I guess it is." Crash came back & slumped in my chair.
"Can you belive this?" he yelled.
"What is it this time?" Molly asked.
"They said im to young! God Im going to kill Vince for sticking me in that gimmick! & I swear to god the next time someone calls me Elroy Im gonna take a swing at them!"
"Whoa settle down there Elroy or your going to time out." I said joking.
"Shut up Rage its not funny!"
"Sure it is! Its as funny as hell!"
"GET AWAY FROM ME CREEP"...Jenna again. I looked back there again & saw that guy still wasnt leving her alone.
"C'mon baby I saw you on the TV I know your a slut all of those girls are." He said to her. Just for the record they arnt all slut case & point Molly.
"Sorry guys I gotta take care of this." I said.
"& so it starts again." Coyote said.
"No it wont. Im just gonna get that guy away from Jenna & that will be that."
"Yeah right." Coyote said.
"Just give me two minutes guys." I walked over to Jennas table where that guy was still bugging her. "There a problem here?" I asked. When Jenna saw me she looked like the world had been lifted on her shoulders.
"Josh thank god! Can you help me out."
"First off the name isnt Josh second off I Dont know why I should help you."
"Please Jo..Rage."
"Thats better. Listen buddy why dont you leave the girl alone shes just trying to have a drink in peace."
"Yeah I know you too...Your that guy thats supposed to be her husband." I rolled my eyes. " Well listen I dont belive that stuff for a second that wrestling crap is all fake!" Boy was he ever wrong."
"Just leave the girl alone." I said
"No sir! I dont think so!" The guy grabbed Jenna & pulled out a gun. Can this get any worse? I wasnt sure I was about to tell the guy to go ahead & shoot me I was annoyed as hell at about everything at this point. As soon as the gun came to play Crash, Molly, & Coyote ran behind me.
"Listen up man. Dnt do something you'll regret."
"I wont regret nothing!" He yelled. I had enough of this & started to walk close to him. "STAY THERE!" He yelled. But me being as thick headed as usual keep walking until we were face to face...then I punched his face...you know me Im to stupid to listen to anyone. The punch caused him to drop the gun which I picked up & Pointed to him. He was still holding Jenna & wouldnt let go.
"Let or go or unlike you I WILL shoot." I threated.
"Yeah right how stupid do you think I am!" He yelled.
"Almost as stupid as me." I said. Why I felt the need to insult myself I have no idea.
"You dont belive I'll shoot?" I asked.
"Not for a second!" He yelled. I motioned for Coyote to walk over.
"Coyote your my best friend right?" I asked.
"Well yeah..." Coyote was confused wouldnt blame him.
"Good." I aimed the gun at Coyotes foot quickly & shoot...yep I shot Coyotes foot. Some best friend huh?
"JESUS CHRIST RAGE! YOU FUCKING SHOT ME!" He yelled grabbing his foot in pain.
"RAGE ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?" Molly yelled. Nope not at all.
"Listen pal If I would shoot my own best friend in the foot & not give a damm you think I care about shooting you?" I asked. I didnt need him to answer me he had a look of fear on my face like none other.
"YOUR NUTS!" He yelled shoving Jenna towards me. Jenna hugged me crying all the way while that guy ran away as quick as he could.
"YOU SHOT ME!" Coyote said.
"Get over it." I said.
"GET OVER IT? GET OVER IT! YOU JUST FUCKING SHOT MY FOOT!" I sighed.
"Coyote your shoes."
WHAT ABOUT MY FUCKING SHOES?"
"Steel toes remember?" Coyote looked at me for a second then looked at his shoes & amazling his pain all went away.
"...Oh yeah...Rage I still think your nuts." Coyote said.
"Good. Guys I know I would say two minutes but Im gonna get rid of her. Coyote can you catch a ride with Molly & Crash?"
"Yeah sure...I guess..."
"Good. Come on Jenna the fact your still here is making me sick." I led Jenna out the door feeling robbed of not getting the chance to get my ass as drunk as I could. In fact I didnt even touch one bottle of beer...it really sucked. We got in my car & I started to drive back to the hotel. Neither of us spoke to each other until we got there we went to get at our room keys in the lobby.
"Name?" The guy behind the counter said.
"Ms. Williams." Jenna said. He typed the name on his computer.
"Sorry there is no one here name Williams."
"What? Your kidding right can you check again Ms. Jennifer Williams." The guy check his computer agian.
"Im sorry miss but theres no reservations for that name."
"Jenna you did make your reservation right?"
"Me? Dosent the WWF take care of that for you?" She asked half crying again.
"God almighty...No Jenna you have to make the reservations The WWF pays for it but its still up to you to make the reservations!" I asked. She looked at me almost in shock.
"Great...just great! Now I havent got anywhere to stay!" I cant belive I was going to do this. I turned my attention to the guy behind the counter.
"Maybe its under my name." I said. She looked at me in shock again.
"Whats your name then sir?" He asked.
"Slayer." I said. He typed it in his computer.
"Josh Slayer?" He asked.
"Thats me." I said smiling. He wasnt impressed. He passed me a key.
"Room 216." He said. Great. The Shinning floor. Dont know what Im talking about? Watch Stephen Kings "The Shinning" & then you will.
"C'mon Jenna." I led her to the elevator & to the dreaded room 216. Actually there was nothing to dread I just like to say it is.
"Rage...I dont know what to say." She said.
"Do me a favor & dont say a word!" I said. I went into the bedroom grabbed a pillow & blanket & threw it at her. Sleep on the couch but by the time I wake up tommorow do me a favor & be gone." I said. She nodded & I went back into the bedroom & went stright to sleep. Thinking about the hell I went through again tonight...Life is never easy...
& Theres chapter...what is it? 27? Cool. Interesting chapter was it not? I thaught so. Hope you like it. Please review.
LaterZ
-T Bond
