DISCLAIMER: I DONT OWN THE WWF OR ANYTHING RELATED TO THE WWF I JUST OWN RAGE, COYOTE, JENNA, & FRIDAY Do you want to use them? Well thats to bad! HA HA HA You foolish Americans think I would let you do that! Never! For not only am I Canadian but I am eeeeeeeevil!...Indeed!

Can you say boring? I sure can. Right now Im on the WWF Tour bus just surfing the net on my laptop computer. I just got it a while ago & boy you better belive me when I tell you its helps with the bordom. Its pretty boring here on the bus espically when Coyote beats me to the window seat & starts to saw logs...Yeah I know I sound like a little kid with the window thing but who cares. The bus finally came to a stop out side of a resturant for a 15 minute rest...I find that rather stupid since most everyone is already asleep on the bus...I mean seriously since when did people need to rest from sleeping...I supose though we all know how tiring sleeping can be after a few hours of it Im ready to hit the sack for the night. Yeah by the way you should know Im being scarcastic by now...if you did pick up on that well...good luck in the future.
"Wake up Coyote." I said as the bus started to stop. Guy slept like a rock...thats A rock not THE Rock. "WAKE UP YOU MORON!" I yelled getting the attention of almost every other guy on the bus who were sleeping.
"Rage...man let me sleep." He said.
"Its a pit stop buddy." He looked out the window. "Oh good we finally get to rest." He said. I shook my head & smiled. Rest indeed.
"Well Coyote before you get off the bus I recommend that you wipe the drool off you mouth."
"I dont drool when I sleep Rage." He said. Funny thing is he was wiping his mouth with his shirt sleave while he was saying that.
"Im sure you dont."
"I dont." The bus finally came to a complete stop & everyone started to get off. "You getting off Rage?" Coyote asked.
"Na Im gonna stick around on the bus Im not hungry so theres no point for me to go there were a mob of fans could possibly be. "
"Good enough then." Coyote stood up to leave the bus & I passed him 5 bucks. "Whats this for?" he asked.
"Water."
"Oh right your water refill. 1 bottle or 2?"
"3." I said
"Alright." Coyote left the bus along with the rest of the guys. I like my bottled water just a little more then the next guy. With almost everyone but a few people off the bus I decided to steal Coyote window seat. I kept surfing around the Internet while I was at it mostly just looking up sites people had dedicated to me. Can you say ego? Ego. There ya go I knew you could! After a while I got bored with that & started to look for fan fiction just for the hell of it. I found what I needed on I was looking around for fics about me. Naturally. Then I found one that intrested me. The summary was Rage & Molly express how they really feel about each other or something like that. I know it was stupid but maybe this little thing can tell me the words I need to figure out to tell me Molly I still liked her. Needless to say the fic wasnt what I expected. Yeah thats right...It was rated NC-17. I started to read it anyways & stoped paying attention with everything around me. Guess what happened...Molly came back on the bus & sat beside me...no I still didnt notice her not until she spoke up anyways.
"Whatcha doing Rage?" I turned off my lap top as fast as possible.
"Oh nothing...nothing at all..." I had a feeling my face was turning as red as my hair at this moment.
"Looking at something little boys shouldnt be looking at Rage?" Molly asked smiling.
"What do you mean."
"You know what I mean."
"I was just checking my E-Mail."
"Im sure. Why did you turn it off so fast then?"
"umm...I wanted to talk to you?"
"Right."
"Ok so I dont want anyone to read my mail is that such a awful thing?" Damm Im a bad liar sometimes.
"Tell the truth Rage I can see right though your lies."
"ummm...lies?"
"Yes lies."
"Ok so I was reading."
"Im sure."
"I was...just not E-Mail."
"What was it then?"
"I...dont wanna say."
"Please?"
"Alright." I turned on my computer & went to where the story was. "I was reading that. Mollys face turned red right away.
"Oh...I see. Is it any good?"
"I dont know...its not very realistic except for them saying I have a 15 inch you know what." Molly laughed.
"Yeah right in your dreams."
"What we never went that far when we were going out so ho would you know."
"I just dont think it all that posible. 15 inch?" Molly started to laugh again.
"What you dont think they come in white?" With that little comment Molly couldnt stop laughing. It would be a lost cause to even try. At this moment Coyote ran back on the bus...& I thaught Mollys face was red. If I didnt know any better I would say that someone took out a bucket of red paint & painted his face. I took this time to turn off my lap top before he got back there.
"Whats wrong with you Coyote?" I asked.
"Huh...umm...nothing. Heres your water." He tossed me the 3 bottles of water I asked for. "& thanks for stealing my seat too." he said. His face was slowly turning back to its normal color.
"So whats up?"
"Nothing what makes you say anythings up?"
"Well your face is pretty red."
"Oh that."
"So whats up?"
"Nothing!"
"Talk boy."
"Talk boy? What do you think Im a dog or something now?"
"Your names Coyote. Thats a kind of dog."
"Smart ass."
"Thats me. So why so red."
"Its hot out!"
"You as bad a liar as Rage is Coyote." Molly said smiling.
"Whos lying?" Coyote asked.
"You are." I said.
"Am not...yikes!" Coyote ducked down in his seat.
"...Ummmm...Coyote?"
"Shhhhh shut up!" ok...im officaly confused at that time 5 or 6 more people got back on the bus.
"Hi Coyote." Trish said when she was walking past...odd.
"Ummm...yea...ok...hi?" Coyote managed to stumble out Trish just laugh & walked back to her seat. Once again his face was blood red.
"Ok I think I know what its about now." I said.
"Shut up Rage."
"Coyote is nervous around girls?"
"Well Rage is too!"
"Yeah but I can manage to talk back." I said laughing to myself.
"Its not funny man! Its a real problem!" He yelled.
"Coyote if you that nervous around girls...why not me?" Molly asked.
"Oh please Moll you dont count."
"& just why not?" She asked.
"Cause when I came to the WWF you & Rage were going out & it was no good to be nervous around my little bros sister...well not really little bro but just as well say it."
"Yeah thats nice why not nervous when we broke up?"
"Cause I was used to ya by then." Molly started to laugh.
"What?"
"Nothing...nothing at all." Another couple people came on the bus.
"So Coyote what happened in the resturant for Trish to be like that. Are you the next stop on the Slut express."
"Shut up man shes not a slut...she just acts like it."
"Very convincing." I said. "So what happened in there."
"Nothing."
"Something happened."
"Ok we bumped into eachother & fell down ok happy now?"
"...Thats it? You bumped into each other? Geez Coyote man thats just bad if your face turns that red when you just knock her down...You'll probally pass out if you were in the ring with her when she starts one of those strip shows she puts on." I said.
"Yeah yeah...do me a favor & shut up would ya?"
"Na. I wanna make fun of ya a little more." I said.
"Well guys the bus is about to start moving again & I dont wanna be here when it does cause I'll be stuck in the middle of your little argument so see ya later." Molly got up to go back to her seat. "I'll let you get back to your story now Rage." Molly said laughing again then went back to her seat.
"What story?" Coyote asked.
"None of your damm business Coyote." I said watching Molly go back to her seat she got there & looked at me & smiled. Next thing we knew everyone else was piled back on the bus & we were moving along again. There was still a few hours until we get to where were going so maybe if its not to tiring I'll take a little nap. Might need a break after that though. Like I said sleeping really takes it out of ya.

& Theres part 30. I figured I would go for a change in mood for a chapter cant have there lives disaster after disaster you know. Im thats what Rage is thinking anyways. So what do you think? Like it? Hope so. Dont forget to review & tell me what you think I love to hear your comments.
LaterZ
-T Bond