Chapter One: Freedom (Written to the Dreidel Song from South Park and the Mission Impossible 2 OST)
(Hey therethis be my first Inuyasha fic, and I have some apologies, warnings, and legal bs to lay down. First off, I come from RK land, where there's lots of swords and names that I can spell. A few days back a friend forced me to read some mangas, and lo and behold, Inuyasha now owns my soul. If I were gay or he were a girl I would be his bitch forever. I've read the first three mangas. I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I'll try and read more, until then the fic is set after the mask of flesh scrolls, I dunno how that translates into episodes. Warnings, I'm a naughty person, and while I'm not sure about*dramatic whisper* SEX in this story, Inuyasha is starting off with a rather low opinion of Kagome, and will express it with impressive amount of high-quality profanity. Hide your children. Legal bs: I don't own Inuyasha, and if I'm serious about buying that Kenshin DVD set I'll never own anything besides it ever again. Thanks for seeing the note through, enjoy!)
(I always forget thisthe bad demonic part of Inuyasha will be speaking to him in underlined text, he will normally think in italics.)
Bitch.
Inuyasha was not in a good mood. After being pinned to a tree for 50 years with an enchanted arrow he had allowed the treasure that had gotten him into the mess in the first place to shatter into a billion shiny pieces, been totally dominated by the reincarnation of the bitch who originally nailed him to the aforementioned tree, and been forced to kill his own brother in his father's tomb, which, of course had first been ripped out his eyebut only after enduring more half-demon bastard remarks than his temper could tolerate.
And now the BITCH who can at any time make me SIT is to busy with her goddamn life in the future to come back and help her PET gather up the shards from the jewel that SHE broke.
Once you get out, kill her. Somehow the beads will break, the spell will fade, and then it'll be time to bury your father's stick of a sword in her back, mortal or not, and see how SHE does pinned to a tree. Come back in 50 years and tell her to sit.
Wellfor all the sitting and the abandoningshe does look nice naked
You'd repeat your father's only mistake? Love a MORTAL!? Your goal is and should always be to become completely demon, and sire a brood of children so powerful they outshine Sessho-Maru and even your father himself.
YesI WILL be a true demon, and the bitch will DIE for all the embarrassment she's caused me
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"Inuyasha-sama!" A small, bounding form ascended the tree where it's lord resided, meeting a swift and painful punishment at the top for being late. "Where the HELL have you been!? Bad enough I have to spend 50 years sleeping, now I have to deal with waiting days for news delivered to me by YOU, a friggin tick! Bloody hell, it makes me want to-well WHY NOT!" He squashed the panting and whining insect a second time, and then showed impressive patience by waiting 5 minutes for him to recover and deliver his report.
"Tono! Great and wondrous news!" Looking at the unforgiving expression in Inuyasha's golden eyes he hastened his speaking. "I have no news of any new shards-please no, wait! I DO have knowledge of a way to free you from the prayer beads that bind you to the girl's will!"
"HOW?!" Such timing! The bitch will pay NOW As if I was going to let her off for the way she treated me yesterdayall the help I gave her with that damn mask, saving her pathetic if admittedly attractive ass, and I get 'sit'-ed right back a few centuries down that fucking well
"A scruple-less witch in the next village said she would do it, it's a basic technique, just impossible for someone actually wearing the beads to perform"
Inuyasha sat and half-listened, plotting. Once those beads are offwell it'll be a pity to have to quit using father's sword, but worth itoh yes worth it indeed.
Indeed
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OK, it was mean of me to make him sit. I admit it. But he' soarrg! A very confused and vaguely angry Kagome ran down towards the well house, praying that Inuyasha would not be whining about this latest indignity. And if he knew WHY I needed more time
She needed the time of course to go to that movieand hearing about some boy that she was going on a date with would NOT improve the half-demon's mood she'd bet. Although I do like the idea of him being jealous
"Inuyasha!" She cried out to the empty forest. "Hmm" Usually he waited right there for her to come, sometimes he even simply waited on HER side of the well. Kinda cuteI hope he hasn't given it up
She ran towards the god-tree where Inuyasha sometimes sat, brooding, on a high branch. Inuyasha watched as she circled, and drew the bow he had stolen from the village back as far as he could. For the disrespect she paid youdo it. Let's close the circle so we can get back to becoming a real demon. Oh no. Not yet. I languished 50 years, even if I did sleepshe'll do the same, although she'll be praying she was comatose before they're up.
Two arrows, the second nearly brushing the first's fletching, bounded towards Kagome's shoulders as she spun around near the tree. Lifted off her feet, she slammed against the tree, feeling the spelled arrows bind her, and she screamed, "Inuyasha!! Help!"
Such delicious ironynow finish the job. That's not very demon-like. She'll feel all the pain she caused me and more before those arrows fade and allow her skeleton to fall to the ground. "Well BITCH. A fine day for you to return to our humble little past-Japan and your 'pet' demon." He stepped from behind a bush to look into the terrified eyes of a young schoolgirl.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? SITSITSITSIT!!!!" She screamed.
Inuyasha calmly fondled the beads strung around his neck, and smiled. "Oh, these? These I'll wear as a reminder of all the shit you've put me through until your corpse hits the ground, then they'll follow what's left of you down." He strode up to the sputtering maiden until she was frozen by the ambient force in his golden glare.
He smiled, an evil kind of smile that suggested that even if she were merely the reincarnation of his past antagonist she would still pay for ALL her sins and moreand she couldn't help but shiver. "Cold, bitch?"
His claws ripped down the front of her uniform and tore it and her underwear away, exposing her now goose-bumped naked form. "Well freeze. I'll be back later for a little more fun, until then you can SIT (he chuckled nastily) and think about all the pain you caused meif you beg nicely maybe I'll make it fast and kill you painlessly."
"I'll be enjoying my freedommaybe your sister can join you in a few hours, she's the one who made these damn things in the first place"
Oh yes, the younger bitchshe'll just HAVE to pay somethingmortals! Feh! Who gives a damn? Somewhere deep down Inuyasha's father said "I do". No one. No one at all.
(Whadya think!? I'm new at this Inuyasha stuffanyone who can correctly explain Inuyasha's past relationship with Kikyou will get a gold star. Anyone who spots spelling or grammar mistakes OR who points out how far OOC I got will get a silver star, and anyone who tells me I suck will get a small vial filled with my tears. Jk, speak the truth please, review me! Amabo totas vostros (I will love all of you) who gimme feedback! L8r, you get another chapter based on number of reviews asking for it and how much fun it is to write.)
