DISCLAIMER: I DONT OWN THE WWF OR ANYTHING RELATED TO THE WWF RELATED. ALL I OWN IN RAGE, COYOTE, JENNA, FRIDAY, & RAzOR. You know the disclaimers in my other fics sound different from this why dont you read them to see for yourself (Shameless self promoting)
Edge & Christian....Matt & Jeff Hardy....Me....Ladders....Smackdown!....where can you go wrong with that? I smell ratings all over the place there. It wouldnt be so bad if I had a tag partner for tonight but thats wishing for way to much isnt it? Sure theres Crash he actually the only person I can ask right about now but hes gonna be watching over Molly. Ive already made that clear. I was going into this with no partner. Sure I like it alone but still this is a ladder match! Sure maybe I could of asked Coyote I sure as hell wanted to but theres still that whole RaZor thing. Damm if only he know about Friday. I had already left the locker room but there was still a little time before the match so I was just walking around for a little then I stumbled upond something.....interesting...It was Friday & he was being pretty friendly to Jenna....pretty damm friendly. I couldnt help but grin If anyone deserved this it was RaZor. Looks like her REAL boyfriend was cheating. One can only imagine the reaction on RaZors face when she found out about this. But who would deliver this awful news? Yeah I was already on my way to Coyotes locker room...Please you knew I was gonna do it didnt you? I only needed one thing. Why would I go to Coyotes locker room? I would need a reason. Ah screw it I'll think of something when I get there.....& now Im here. Looks like I was closer to his locker room then I thaught. Oh well. I went in & Coyote & RaZor stood up right away.
"What do you want!?" RaZor demanded.
"Coyote...remember Raw when I saved your ass."
"Yeah I remember it I could of handled it my self but yeah I remember it."
"Good. Then you know you owe me one."
"What are you asking me to be your tag team partner tonight or something?"
"No.....I already got one."
"Who is it?"
"That dosent matter. Listen if something happens out there tonight & I somehow for reasons unkown loose control after the match & start to get the shit beat out of me....well you just remember that you owe me one."
"Alright then. But after that were even." I grinned & started to leave. Oh one more thing Coyote what do you think of the newest relationship in the WWF?" RaZor narrowed her eyes at me after saying that.
"Well it looks to me like Jenna & Friday have something going for eachother now." RaZor walked up to me.
"Whats that supposed to mean?!" She yelled.
"What do ya think?! I just saw those two making out back there."
"WHAT!?"
"Well RaZor why would you care? You dont like Friday or....Jenna do you?" After saying that I did what I wanted to acomplish & left the room. I looked at my watch then & noticed that my match was up next. No partner...no problem. Well I guess anyways...Hope not. I was getting to the entrence way & heard the HardyZ music start. The match really was about to start. Next Edge & Christians music started just as I was getting to the entrence way. I got there just in time for my music to start & walked out on the stage once again getting my usual heel heat. Gotta love it. I started to walk down the ramp when more music started....well not really music at first but it turns into music. I turned around & looked at the ovaltron to see the Y2J countdown. 3....2...1...Lights out....big bang...fans cheer...& Jericho with the mic....no...Jericho with no mic? This keeps getting stranger & stranger. What the hell was Jericho doing here anyways. He started to walk down the ramp until he got to me. "What are you doing here!?" I asked. I was damm confused here.
"Moly called in a favor."
"This dosent make us friends does it?"
"Nope."
"Good."
"Hey if you dont want a partner that fine by me."
"Me too."
"Yeah cause you see it make no difference to me either we go in there & kick ass or you go in there alone & get your ass kicked." He said grinning that ever popular Y2J smile. Well I couldnt really argue with logic like that.
"Alright but as long as Molly dont make it a habbit." With that we jumped in the ring & the match started. It wasnt much of a tag team ladder match if you ask me there wasnt even a title on the line just #1 contender for the tag titles something I didnt really want in the first place what we had to grab was a tag belt but not the real one no we had to grab one of the foam replica belts ohhhh some exciting stuff there. Odd thing is what would happen is me & Jericho won...how could Jericho be #1 contender to his own belt? I dont think someone thaught this through. I didnt really put much in the match nothing extra-ordnairy unless you count climbing to the top of a ladder when everyone was down. Sure I could of easily grabbed the foam belt but instead I noticed Jeff Hardy on the canvas outside the ring so I did my ever popular missle dropkick from the top of the ladder to Jeff who in tun went through a table. It was about that time the Lita chants started. What was she doing? Same thing she always does to start those chants....Nothing! I found this quite annoying so I did what any good heel would do I pulled out a table & powerbombed her through it. Yep...good times. While I was doing that Christian grabbed the foam belts for the win. No big loss for me. Main reason I wanted to be in this match was to beat up the HardyZ & Lita was just a added bonus. After the match I started to walk to the back & The ovaltron had a new picture on it. Firday....with Molly in the parking lot. Last time I saw this Molly was put through the front of the car window. I wouldnt let that happen again espically now that Mollys pregnant.
"Hey Rage. Lookie what I have here." Friday said. I already had enough & started to run to the parking lot as fast as I could. When I got there Firday was gone & Molly was standing there alone shaking.
"Molly are you ok? What did he do!?" Molly hugged me. "Molly what did he do!?"
"Nothing."
"Nothing?"
"Its what he said."
"What was it?
"He said that I should stay away from the WWF or the baby will be in trouble." This pissed me off more then anything you could imagine.
"What happened to Crash he was guarding you wasnt he?"
"Yes...But Friday snuck in the room & hit him with a chair."
"Friday is dead." Molly finally let go of me."Ok Molly lets get outta here you been through enough already."
"Ok Rage."
"RAGE!!!" I turned around & saw Matt & Jeff with a beaten up Lita. Jeff walked up to me. "This is over between us Rage!"
"Your damm right its not Hardy....But it is for tonight." I started to walk away with Molly but Jeff turned me around.
"No! Its not finished tonight! Me & you right now!"
"Im taking Molly back to the hotel. I have plenty of time to kick your sorry ass."
"This ends tonight Rage!"
"You know I want to kick your ass Jeff. But Molly has been through enough already tonight." Jeff looked at Molly for a minute she was still really shaken up.
"Alright listen....your off the hook for tonight but It is FAR from over!"
"More like your off the hook." I said. I put my arm around Molly & led her to the car & left.
& Theres part 45. Like it? Hate it? Makes no difference to me. Just review & tell me what you think.
LaTerZ
-T Bond
Edge & Christian....Matt & Jeff Hardy....Me....Ladders....Smackdown!....where can you go wrong with that? I smell ratings all over the place there. It wouldnt be so bad if I had a tag partner for tonight but thats wishing for way to much isnt it? Sure theres Crash he actually the only person I can ask right about now but hes gonna be watching over Molly. Ive already made that clear. I was going into this with no partner. Sure I like it alone but still this is a ladder match! Sure maybe I could of asked Coyote I sure as hell wanted to but theres still that whole RaZor thing. Damm if only he know about Friday. I had already left the locker room but there was still a little time before the match so I was just walking around for a little then I stumbled upond something.....interesting...It was Friday & he was being pretty friendly to Jenna....pretty damm friendly. I couldnt help but grin If anyone deserved this it was RaZor. Looks like her REAL boyfriend was cheating. One can only imagine the reaction on RaZors face when she found out about this. But who would deliver this awful news? Yeah I was already on my way to Coyotes locker room...Please you knew I was gonna do it didnt you? I only needed one thing. Why would I go to Coyotes locker room? I would need a reason. Ah screw it I'll think of something when I get there.....& now Im here. Looks like I was closer to his locker room then I thaught. Oh well. I went in & Coyote & RaZor stood up right away.
"What do you want!?" RaZor demanded.
"Coyote...remember Raw when I saved your ass."
"Yeah I remember it I could of handled it my self but yeah I remember it."
"Good. Then you know you owe me one."
"What are you asking me to be your tag team partner tonight or something?"
"No.....I already got one."
"Who is it?"
"That dosent matter. Listen if something happens out there tonight & I somehow for reasons unkown loose control after the match & start to get the shit beat out of me....well you just remember that you owe me one."
"Alright then. But after that were even." I grinned & started to leave. Oh one more thing Coyote what do you think of the newest relationship in the WWF?" RaZor narrowed her eyes at me after saying that.
"Well it looks to me like Jenna & Friday have something going for eachother now." RaZor walked up to me.
"Whats that supposed to mean?!" She yelled.
"What do ya think?! I just saw those two making out back there."
"WHAT!?"
"Well RaZor why would you care? You dont like Friday or....Jenna do you?" After saying that I did what I wanted to acomplish & left the room. I looked at my watch then & noticed that my match was up next. No partner...no problem. Well I guess anyways...Hope not. I was getting to the entrence way & heard the HardyZ music start. The match really was about to start. Next Edge & Christians music started just as I was getting to the entrence way. I got there just in time for my music to start & walked out on the stage once again getting my usual heel heat. Gotta love it. I started to walk down the ramp when more music started....well not really music at first but it turns into music. I turned around & looked at the ovaltron to see the Y2J countdown. 3....2...1...Lights out....big bang...fans cheer...& Jericho with the mic....no...Jericho with no mic? This keeps getting stranger & stranger. What the hell was Jericho doing here anyways. He started to walk down the ramp until he got to me. "What are you doing here!?" I asked. I was damm confused here.
"Moly called in a favor."
"This dosent make us friends does it?"
"Nope."
"Good."
"Hey if you dont want a partner that fine by me."
"Me too."
"Yeah cause you see it make no difference to me either we go in there & kick ass or you go in there alone & get your ass kicked." He said grinning that ever popular Y2J smile. Well I couldnt really argue with logic like that.
"Alright but as long as Molly dont make it a habbit." With that we jumped in the ring & the match started. It wasnt much of a tag team ladder match if you ask me there wasnt even a title on the line just #1 contender for the tag titles something I didnt really want in the first place what we had to grab was a tag belt but not the real one no we had to grab one of the foam replica belts ohhhh some exciting stuff there. Odd thing is what would happen is me & Jericho won...how could Jericho be #1 contender to his own belt? I dont think someone thaught this through. I didnt really put much in the match nothing extra-ordnairy unless you count climbing to the top of a ladder when everyone was down. Sure I could of easily grabbed the foam belt but instead I noticed Jeff Hardy on the canvas outside the ring so I did my ever popular missle dropkick from the top of the ladder to Jeff who in tun went through a table. It was about that time the Lita chants started. What was she doing? Same thing she always does to start those chants....Nothing! I found this quite annoying so I did what any good heel would do I pulled out a table & powerbombed her through it. Yep...good times. While I was doing that Christian grabbed the foam belts for the win. No big loss for me. Main reason I wanted to be in this match was to beat up the HardyZ & Lita was just a added bonus. After the match I started to walk to the back & The ovaltron had a new picture on it. Firday....with Molly in the parking lot. Last time I saw this Molly was put through the front of the car window. I wouldnt let that happen again espically now that Mollys pregnant.
"Hey Rage. Lookie what I have here." Friday said. I already had enough & started to run to the parking lot as fast as I could. When I got there Firday was gone & Molly was standing there alone shaking.
"Molly are you ok? What did he do!?" Molly hugged me. "Molly what did he do!?"
"Nothing."
"Nothing?"
"Its what he said."
"What was it?
"He said that I should stay away from the WWF or the baby will be in trouble." This pissed me off more then anything you could imagine.
"What happened to Crash he was guarding you wasnt he?"
"Yes...But Friday snuck in the room & hit him with a chair."
"Friday is dead." Molly finally let go of me."Ok Molly lets get outta here you been through enough already."
"Ok Rage."
"RAGE!!!" I turned around & saw Matt & Jeff with a beaten up Lita. Jeff walked up to me. "This is over between us Rage!"
"Your damm right its not Hardy....But it is for tonight." I started to walk away with Molly but Jeff turned me around.
"No! Its not finished tonight! Me & you right now!"
"Im taking Molly back to the hotel. I have plenty of time to kick your sorry ass."
"This ends tonight Rage!"
"You know I want to kick your ass Jeff. But Molly has been through enough already tonight." Jeff looked at Molly for a minute she was still really shaken up.
"Alright listen....your off the hook for tonight but It is FAR from over!"
"More like your off the hook." I said. I put my arm around Molly & led her to the car & left.
& Theres part 45. Like it? Hate it? Makes no difference to me. Just review & tell me what you think.
LaTerZ
-T Bond
