I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh. Anyone who says I do is lying.
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What happens when you give the cast of Yu-Gi-Oh pets? This!!
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Hello! I'm Brittany, you may know me from the other game show I've written: The Yu-Gi-Oh Murder Mystery! I just have to say BAAAHHH to ff.net for not working. Chapter two is supposed to be up! Um. This has nothing to do with this fic...so onto the fic!
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Brittany: Hello everyone! I am your host, Brittany!
*very faint applause*
Brittany: *growls*
*very loud applause*
Brittany: *smiles* Now let me introduce our lucky test subjects...I mean, contestants! *points to a platform where four people are sitting on chairs*
Yugi: Hi! I'm Yugi! *waves*
Joey: I'm Joey.
Téa: I'm Téa, it's a pleasure to be here!
Tristan: I'm Tristan! *pats his hair* And this is my hair! *strokes his hair lovingly*
Brittany: O.O Um...Hi, Yugi, Joey, Téa, Tristan and...Tristan does your hair have a name?
Tristan: Jimboweeku.
Brittany: O...kay. Hi, Jimboweeku?
Jimboweeku: ...
Everyone else: O.O
Brittany: Umm...Alright then, let's start the show! *four doors appear out of nowhere* Yugi, please choose a door!
Yugi: *smiles* Um...door number two, please!
*door two opens*
Brittany: And you have chosen a sweet little kitten! *a kitten walks out from behind door two*
Everyone: Awwwwwww!
Yugi: It's so cute! *picks up the kitten and squeezes it* I'll call you Cuddles!
Everyone else: Awwwwwww!
Brittany: ^___^ Enjoy your kitty, Yugi! Next...Joey please choose a door!
Joey: Umm...One! *whispers* I'm number one, I'm number one!
Brittany: And you've chosen a bulldog!
*wrinkled old dog waddles out from door number one and over to Joey*
Joey: O_O It's so...cool?
Brittany: ^_^;; Umm...Téa next!
Téa: Number three, please!
Brittany: That is a parrot! *door three opens and a parrot flies out*
Téa: Oh! I've always wanted a bird! ^_^ *parrot flies onto her shoulder*
Brittany: That leaves Tristan with door number four!
Tristan: Oh goody! *runs up to the door*
Brittany: Which is...um... *stares at her cue card* A rock?!
Tristan: Oh, wow! Jimboweeku, we got a pet rock! *brings out a leash and attaches it to the rock*
Everyone else: *sweatdrop*
Brittany: Ummmmmm...and that concludes our show! We'll check back on them later, once they've had a chance to introduce their pets to their homes...
[ Next week; back in the studio ]
Brittany: We're back with our four lucky...people from before! ^_^ Let's see how we're doing! Yugi?
Yugi: She's so cute and cuddly! Right, Cuddles? *huggles Cuddles* (Hey I made a rhyme!)
Yami: *comes out of the puzzle* Are you CRAZY?! She tore apart all of our furniture and makes you sleep on the floor because she wants the bed! Our house smells like kitty litter! She will only eat the most expensive cat food! We're broke, smelly and living in a dump. Take that cat BACK!
Yugi: But she's so cute! ^_^
Everyone else: ... *sweatdrop*
Brittany: *gulp* Maybe we should check on someone else...Joey? How's your dog?
Joey: What? Dog? Oh, the dog...Um...*slowly backs away from the stage*
Brittany: O.O Erm...maybe we should go to Téa...
Téa: *stumbles in* This bird...
Bird: *cackles* THIS BIRD! SKWAAAWK!
Téa: It's driving me CRAZY!
Bird: DRIVING ME CRAZY! DRIVING ME CRAZY! SKWAAAAWK!
Téa: *grits her teeth*
Britany: *turns around and cackles evilly* Um..*turns around again* Ahem. Tristan?
Tristan: Oh, Rocky and I are doing great! *holds up Rocky* We went to the hair salon yesterday and got haircuts!
Rocky: *has a haircut that looks exacly like Tristan's*
Everyone else: *sweatdrop*
Brittany: ...It seems Tristan's the only one doing good with his new pet...Uhm, next time, we have Mai, Seto Kaiba and Mokuba Kaiba! Please review, and give suggestions for pets for those three. See ya next time! *waves*
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What happens when you give the cast of Yu-Gi-Oh pets? This!!
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Hello! I'm Brittany, you may know me from the other game show I've written: The Yu-Gi-Oh Murder Mystery! I just have to say BAAAHHH to ff.net for not working. Chapter two is supposed to be up! Um. This has nothing to do with this fic...so onto the fic!
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Brittany: Hello everyone! I am your host, Brittany!
*very faint applause*
Brittany: *growls*
*very loud applause*
Brittany: *smiles* Now let me introduce our lucky test subjects...I mean, contestants! *points to a platform where four people are sitting on chairs*
Yugi: Hi! I'm Yugi! *waves*
Joey: I'm Joey.
Téa: I'm Téa, it's a pleasure to be here!
Tristan: I'm Tristan! *pats his hair* And this is my hair! *strokes his hair lovingly*
Brittany: O.O Um...Hi, Yugi, Joey, Téa, Tristan and...Tristan does your hair have a name?
Tristan: Jimboweeku.
Brittany: O...kay. Hi, Jimboweeku?
Jimboweeku: ...
Everyone else: O.O
Brittany: Umm...Alright then, let's start the show! *four doors appear out of nowhere* Yugi, please choose a door!
Yugi: *smiles* Um...door number two, please!
*door two opens*
Brittany: And you have chosen a sweet little kitten! *a kitten walks out from behind door two*
Everyone: Awwwwwww!
Yugi: It's so cute! *picks up the kitten and squeezes it* I'll call you Cuddles!
Everyone else: Awwwwwww!
Brittany: ^___^ Enjoy your kitty, Yugi! Next...Joey please choose a door!
Joey: Umm...One! *whispers* I'm number one, I'm number one!
Brittany: And you've chosen a bulldog!
*wrinkled old dog waddles out from door number one and over to Joey*
Joey: O_O It's so...cool?
Brittany: ^_^;; Umm...Téa next!
Téa: Number three, please!
Brittany: That is a parrot! *door three opens and a parrot flies out*
Téa: Oh! I've always wanted a bird! ^_^ *parrot flies onto her shoulder*
Brittany: That leaves Tristan with door number four!
Tristan: Oh goody! *runs up to the door*
Brittany: Which is...um... *stares at her cue card* A rock?!
Tristan: Oh, wow! Jimboweeku, we got a pet rock! *brings out a leash and attaches it to the rock*
Everyone else: *sweatdrop*
Brittany: Ummmmmm...and that concludes our show! We'll check back on them later, once they've had a chance to introduce their pets to their homes...
[ Next week; back in the studio ]
Brittany: We're back with our four lucky...people from before! ^_^ Let's see how we're doing! Yugi?
Yugi: She's so cute and cuddly! Right, Cuddles? *huggles Cuddles* (Hey I made a rhyme!)
Yami: *comes out of the puzzle* Are you CRAZY?! She tore apart all of our furniture and makes you sleep on the floor because she wants the bed! Our house smells like kitty litter! She will only eat the most expensive cat food! We're broke, smelly and living in a dump. Take that cat BACK!
Yugi: But she's so cute! ^_^
Everyone else: ... *sweatdrop*
Brittany: *gulp* Maybe we should check on someone else...Joey? How's your dog?
Joey: What? Dog? Oh, the dog...Um...*slowly backs away from the stage*
Brittany: O.O Erm...maybe we should go to Téa...
Téa: *stumbles in* This bird...
Bird: *cackles* THIS BIRD! SKWAAAWK!
Téa: It's driving me CRAZY!
Bird: DRIVING ME CRAZY! DRIVING ME CRAZY! SKWAAAAWK!
Téa: *grits her teeth*
Britany: *turns around and cackles evilly* Um..*turns around again* Ahem. Tristan?
Tristan: Oh, Rocky and I are doing great! *holds up Rocky* We went to the hair salon yesterday and got haircuts!
Rocky: *has a haircut that looks exacly like Tristan's*
Everyone else: *sweatdrop*
Brittany: ...It seems Tristan's the only one doing good with his new pet...Uhm, next time, we have Mai, Seto Kaiba and Mokuba Kaiba! Please review, and give suggestions for pets for those three. See ya next time! *waves*
