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Brittany: Hello! We're back, and I'm your host from last time...Brittany!

Auidience: ...

*a cricket chirps*

Brittany: *growls*

*Yami walks on the stage behind her*

Auidience: *huge applause*

Brittany: *smiles as Yami walks off (unseen by Brittany), waving* Now this week we have Mai Valentine, Seto Kaiba and Mokuba Kaiba! *the said people are sitting behind her on chairs* Now please introduce yourselves!

Mai: Hello....*brings out a pocket mirror and stares at herself*

Seto: I wish I wasn't here.

Mokuba: I like duckies! Seto, you promised me a duckie when we get home...

Brittany: Um...yes...well, Mai would you-

Lil Washu: *come up to the stage and waves* Er...has anyone seen a bulldog? It was about this tall and this wide...*demonstrates with hands* It was on your show last week...

Brittany: Oh, that one. JOOOOEEEEEEYY!

Joey: *appears out of nowhere* What?

Lil Washu: Have you seen a dog...

Joey: No! No! I ain't seen no dog...

Brittany: *raises eyebrow at Joey*

Joey: It's not my fault! Our coffee machine wasn't working!

Everyone else: O.O

Brittany: I'm not even gonna ask.

Joey: *tries to hide a dead dog behind his back*

Lil Washu: *grabs the dog corpse from Joey* Hmmm, Mom never specified it had to be alive...*walks off*

*Joey disappears*

Brittany: O.O Erm...As I was saying, Mai, please choose a door. *four doors appear out of nowhere*

Seto Kaiba: Hey, should't there be three doors? What's the other one for?

Brittany: Oh yeah.... *snaps her fingers, and a door disappears* It must be stuck from the last show. Anyway, Mai?

Mai: Door number three.

Brittany: *turns around, cackles evilly then turns around again* Ahem. *opens door three and brings out a large tank covered by a black cloth* Oof... *sets the tank down by Mai* Now, open it up!

Mai: *reluctantly turns away from her mirror and takes off the cloth* ...EEEEEEEEEK! SPIDER! *jumps up on chair*

Brittany: It's a tarantula, by popular request of viewers!

Mai: I refuse it! Take it back!

Brittany: Sorry Mai, you signed an agreement before the show saying you would keep and care for whatever animal you get on this show for one whole year. *holds up paper* You can go to jail for animal abuse if you don't. *grins evilly*

Mai: But...but it's NOT an ANIMAL, it's a BUG!

Brittany: No Mai, it's an arachnid. But it's still an animal, so stop whining!

Parrot: *flies in* SKWAAAAAWK! GET OUTTA HERE, YOU DUMB BIRD! SKWAAAAAWK! NO, THAT'S THE HAMPSTER YOU &%@%$#! YOU ATE OUR HAMPSTER, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU! SKWAAAAAAAAAAAAWK!

Brittany: Here, birdie, fly home to mommy and give her this note.

Parrot: *flies away*

Seto: What was that?

Brittany: The agreement Téa signed. I have 500 copies, plus it's laminated, so she can't break it no matter how hard she tries. *evil grin* Same with you, Mai. And you, Seto and Mokuba. So don't even bother. *cackle*

Seto: We should leave now...

Brittany: Nope, you have to choose a door.

Seto: No! Mokuba, come on! *tries to runs away but is bound down by heavy ropes.

Brittany: You're forgetting dear Seto, I have authoress powers! *laughs insanely* Now pick a door!

Seto: Never! *is threatened by Brittany* Fine...*growl* I'll take door two.

Brittany: You've chosen a goat! *giggles*

Seto: Whaaaaaat?! *is licked on the face by a goat* AAAHHHHHHHHH!!

Brittany: Right. And Mokuba, you have door number one, which happens to be a duckie!

Mokuba: Yay! *sees duck* But I thought duckies were yellow?

Brittany: Okay, it's a Canadian Goose. But it's the best I could find, give me a break!

Mokuba: *reaches out to pet the goose and is bitten* Owww!

Duck: Quaaaack!

Brittany: Sorry, they snap. Well, that's all the time we have today! We'll be joining these three again next week to see how they're doing with their pets...*sees Mai and both Kaibas walking up to her with murder in their eyes*...Or, maybe not. See yaaaaa! *runs for her life*

[ Later, back on the set ]

Brittany: Whew, I escaped. That was close...

Pegasus: *walks in and sits down beside Brittany* Brittany, my lovely authoress and hotess, I hear you're putting me on next show...

Brittany: Yes, that's correct.

Pegasus: *looks around to make sure nobody is watching* Could you insure I get a pink bunny? I can give you 14,000,000,000 dollars...

Brittany: Wow. But, I can't do that.

Pegasus: Then I'll have to buy your show! *evil laugh*

Brittany: Sorry, no can do. I'll give you my shoe, though...

Pegasus: It's a deal! *takes Britany's shoe off, hands her a cheque for $14,000,000,000 and runs off laughing*

Brittay: Wow, what an idiot...Anyway, next time we're giving pets to Pegasus, Bakura, Rex Raptor, and Weevil...something. I forgot his last name. Anyway, tune in next time and don't forget to review and suggest!