I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. I don't own a lot of money. My uncle is a lawyer. Don't sue me!
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Brittany: Hello and welcome back to...Pet Peeves! I am still your host, Brittany!
*applause*
Brittany: Not good enough! *buys a new audience with some of her 14 billion dollars*
*thunderous applause*
Brittany: That's better. Anyway, this time we're giving pets to Maximillian Pegasus, Ryou Bakura, Rex Raptor and Weevil Underwood! (Thanks for reminding me of his name!) Now, there's no point in them introducing themseles, so, straight to the point; Pegasus, please choose a door!
*four doors appear out of nowhere*
Pegasus: *uses Millenium Eye and finds out that the only thing in Brittany's mind is a speck of dust and a marble* Ahem...*loosens his frilly collar* Erm...Door number three?
Brittany: Which is a...pack of killer worms.
Everyone but Pegasus: *falls over laughing*
Pegasus: *phony surprise* Why, I've never even dreamed of owning a pink bunnie, but if you insist...*does a double-take* KILLER WORMS? What?! Oh my...*faints*
Brittany: Uh oh. Smelling salts, anyone? No? *takes off Pegasus's sock and waves it in front of his face*
Pegasus: *cough* What IS that smell?!
Brittany: You nevermind that. Anyway, next on our list, Bakura! Please choose a door.
Bakura: Um...yes, well...I think door number one will be okay.
Brittany And you've chosen...A pink bunnie!
Bunnie: *hops out from the door and over to Bakura*
Pegasus: NOOOOOOOO!
Brittany: *snickers* Okay, Rex Raptor, please choose a door!
Rex: *is too busy making out with a Mai-lookalike to notice*
Brittay: O.O I'll...come back to you. Weevil?
Weevil: Door number two! Eeeheehee!
Brittany: HAHAH! *turns around, cackles evilly and turns around again* You've chosen our "special", which contain 4 pets!
Weevil: Oh goody! I've always wanted a pet..or four. Eeeheehee!
Brittany: *reveals a cage of animals* Our "special" contains a black widow (a poisonous spider), an leopard gecko, a frog, and another frog!
Bakura: All of which eat bugs.
Weevil: What? What about my bug collection? Eeeheehee!
Brittany: *flashes the infamous agreement form* Now...REEEEEEX!
Rex: What? *has lipstick smeared all over his face*
Brittany: Let me put this in words even YOU can understand: CHOOSE. A. DOOR.
Rex: Number one, no, number three...
Brittany: In case you haven't figured it out yet, there is only one door left. That's door number four, containing...
*the last door opens*
Everyone: ...
Brittany: *walks up to the door and looks inside* What is this? A CARD?
Rex: That's fine. What card is it?
Brittany: The Flame Manipulator! BAAAAAH! *rips up card* (Don't ask) Ahem...It's just that I hate the Flame Manipulator. And the Pale Beast. And the-
Rex: Well, I guess that's that, then.
Brittany: No way. GET THE MANAGER OUT HERE!!
Manager: *walks on, waves and is hit on the head by Brittany*
Brittany: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS??? I donate 2 million dollars to the show and give you a list of pets to get and what do you give me?!
Manager: An extra card that I didn't want?
Brittany: WRONG!
Manager: Our coffee machine was broken!
Brittany: That may have worked for Joey, but it won't work for you! WHAT DID YOU BUY WITH THAT MONEY?!?!
Manager: *gulp* ...Toothpicks?
Brittany: Find. Me. A. Pet. RIGHT NOW!
Manager: *gulp* Yes sir...uh, ma'am. *runs off*
Brittany: Honestly, he gets stupider every day...Where's my asprin?
Pegasus: *is trying to talk Bakura into trading pets with him*
Bakura: But I don't want to. You know, my Yami will kill you if you take one step closer.
Yama Bakura: Too late! (He just broke open the cage of killer worms) ATAAAACK!
Killer Worms: *cover Pegasus and begin eating him*
Pegasus: *muffled yell* Heeeeeelp!
Everyone else: *shrugs*
Pegasus: X.X
Manager: *puts a glass tank behind the last door*
Brittany: Good, that bonehead is back. Well Rex, behind door number four is...*opens door* A bug collection?
Weevil: Hey, that looks like mine...It IS mine! Eeeheehee!
Rex: *is making out with the same girl and doesn't notice*
Brittany: This show is geting out of control. So, who wants to help me murder that bonehead manager?
Weevil: Me! He stole my bugs! Eeeheehee!
Yami Bakura: I like killing. I'll help!
Manager: *is attacked and killed by Brittany, Weevil and Yami Bakura*
Brittany: Two people have died already, and Yami Bakura wants to kill some more...I think I'll end the show here. Next week, the forgotten characters: Bandit Keith, Serenity Wheeler, Yugi's Grandpa and some 'Malik' guy. See ya next time!
(A/N: I don't know anything about Malik; please help me out here! By the way, I'm running out of characters so the next episode will have to be the last, unless I've forgotten somebody. Anyway, review and suggest! Peace out!)
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Brittany: Hello and welcome back to...Pet Peeves! I am still your host, Brittany!
*applause*
Brittany: Not good enough! *buys a new audience with some of her 14 billion dollars*
*thunderous applause*
Brittany: That's better. Anyway, this time we're giving pets to Maximillian Pegasus, Ryou Bakura, Rex Raptor and Weevil Underwood! (Thanks for reminding me of his name!) Now, there's no point in them introducing themseles, so, straight to the point; Pegasus, please choose a door!
*four doors appear out of nowhere*
Pegasus: *uses Millenium Eye and finds out that the only thing in Brittany's mind is a speck of dust and a marble* Ahem...*loosens his frilly collar* Erm...Door number three?
Brittany: Which is a...pack of killer worms.
Everyone but Pegasus: *falls over laughing*
Pegasus: *phony surprise* Why, I've never even dreamed of owning a pink bunnie, but if you insist...*does a double-take* KILLER WORMS? What?! Oh my...*faints*
Brittany: Uh oh. Smelling salts, anyone? No? *takes off Pegasus's sock and waves it in front of his face*
Pegasus: *cough* What IS that smell?!
Brittany: You nevermind that. Anyway, next on our list, Bakura! Please choose a door.
Bakura: Um...yes, well...I think door number one will be okay.
Brittany And you've chosen...A pink bunnie!
Bunnie: *hops out from the door and over to Bakura*
Pegasus: NOOOOOOOO!
Brittany: *snickers* Okay, Rex Raptor, please choose a door!
Rex: *is too busy making out with a Mai-lookalike to notice*
Brittay: O.O I'll...come back to you. Weevil?
Weevil: Door number two! Eeeheehee!
Brittany: HAHAH! *turns around, cackles evilly and turns around again* You've chosen our "special", which contain 4 pets!
Weevil: Oh goody! I've always wanted a pet..or four. Eeeheehee!
Brittany: *reveals a cage of animals* Our "special" contains a black widow (a poisonous spider), an leopard gecko, a frog, and another frog!
Bakura: All of which eat bugs.
Weevil: What? What about my bug collection? Eeeheehee!
Brittany: *flashes the infamous agreement form* Now...REEEEEEX!
Rex: What? *has lipstick smeared all over his face*
Brittany: Let me put this in words even YOU can understand: CHOOSE. A. DOOR.
Rex: Number one, no, number three...
Brittany: In case you haven't figured it out yet, there is only one door left. That's door number four, containing...
*the last door opens*
Everyone: ...
Brittany: *walks up to the door and looks inside* What is this? A CARD?
Rex: That's fine. What card is it?
Brittany: The Flame Manipulator! BAAAAAH! *rips up card* (Don't ask) Ahem...It's just that I hate the Flame Manipulator. And the Pale Beast. And the-
Rex: Well, I guess that's that, then.
Brittany: No way. GET THE MANAGER OUT HERE!!
Manager: *walks on, waves and is hit on the head by Brittany*
Brittany: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS??? I donate 2 million dollars to the show and give you a list of pets to get and what do you give me?!
Manager: An extra card that I didn't want?
Brittany: WRONG!
Manager: Our coffee machine was broken!
Brittany: That may have worked for Joey, but it won't work for you! WHAT DID YOU BUY WITH THAT MONEY?!?!
Manager: *gulp* ...Toothpicks?
Brittany: Find. Me. A. Pet. RIGHT NOW!
Manager: *gulp* Yes sir...uh, ma'am. *runs off*
Brittany: Honestly, he gets stupider every day...Where's my asprin?
Pegasus: *is trying to talk Bakura into trading pets with him*
Bakura: But I don't want to. You know, my Yami will kill you if you take one step closer.
Yama Bakura: Too late! (He just broke open the cage of killer worms) ATAAAACK!
Killer Worms: *cover Pegasus and begin eating him*
Pegasus: *muffled yell* Heeeeeelp!
Everyone else: *shrugs*
Pegasus: X.X
Manager: *puts a glass tank behind the last door*
Brittany: Good, that bonehead is back. Well Rex, behind door number four is...*opens door* A bug collection?
Weevil: Hey, that looks like mine...It IS mine! Eeeheehee!
Rex: *is making out with the same girl and doesn't notice*
Brittany: This show is geting out of control. So, who wants to help me murder that bonehead manager?
Weevil: Me! He stole my bugs! Eeeheehee!
Yami Bakura: I like killing. I'll help!
Manager: *is attacked and killed by Brittany, Weevil and Yami Bakura*
Brittany: Two people have died already, and Yami Bakura wants to kill some more...I think I'll end the show here. Next week, the forgotten characters: Bandit Keith, Serenity Wheeler, Yugi's Grandpa and some 'Malik' guy. See ya next time!
(A/N: I don't know anything about Malik; please help me out here! By the way, I'm running out of characters so the next episode will have to be the last, unless I've forgotten somebody. Anyway, review and suggest! Peace out!)
