I had always wanted to write an EEnE fanfic. The title came to me one day and I decided to write a story based on it. Anyway onto the disclaimer.
Disclaimer: I don't own Ed, Edd or Eddy. Or Rolf. Or Kevin. Or
Audience: GET ON WITH IT!!!
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"At last our latest scam is completed!" Eddy said excitedly. "We'll be rolling in jawbreakers! I can picture it now …"
"Don't say that!" Edd cut in. "Each time you say that the scam seems to go wrong!"
"Hey Double D didn't you just butt in?" asked Eddy.
"Oh no I did! My ethics! My morals! My …"
"Shut it sock head!"
"Don't you know it's rude to butt in?"
And so they argued. And argued. And argued. And …
Audience: SHUT UP!!
Ok ok keep your wig on! Anyway they could have argued forever without Ed's intervention.
"Gravy!!"
"Ok… We have a madman on our hands." Eddy said.
"Cut it out!!" shouted Double D angrily. "Now let's take a look at our scam…gentlemen?"
The three friends turned to look and their scam. It was a house made of cardboard. Countless stuffed zombies, ghosts and other supernatural creatures were in it and most of them had the stuffing coming out of them. Basically, you paid a quarter and you would be given a 'highly advanced laser cannon' (a gun-shaped torch). Then you would go on a tour inside the house and 'blast the zombies to kingdom come' (flash the torch at them). If you blasted them within 5 seconds, the zombie would be dead. If you didn't, you lost a life. You start with three lives, and more can be found by shooting certain things. There were 3 levels. Each level was harder than the rest and the Eds were the bosses at the end of each level. Edd was the first boss (a vampire), Eddy was the second boss (a werewolf) and Ed (wearing his infamous monster suit) was the third. Each boss had a weak point and you could only harm it by shooting at the weak point.
"Well guys think it's ready! The house of the Ed is open in business!" Eddy cackled. (A storm starts and lightning is seen in the background)
"Shouldn't we start rounding up some suck…I mean customers?" asked Double D. (The storm disappears)
By that time all the kids from the cul-de-sac were assembled at the gates and staring at the house.
"So you're already interested in the sca...I mean game? Well its fairly simple. All you have to do is …" Eddy explained the rules to the assembled kids.
"Sounds cool!"
"I'm scared Sarah!"
"I'll protect you Jimmy!"
"Dorkish if you ask me!"
"This ain't a library! Pay or get lost!" snapped Eddy. "So, who's playing?"
All the kids thought for a moment and said yes.
"Rolf cannot refuse a challenge!"
"This is a waste of time!"
Eddy held out a jar and collected all the money and gave them a torch and a life counter each.
"We'll stay with you until the first zombie" The Eds said.
However something was odd. The guns had a strange metallic quality. It wasn't until the first zombie until they noticed something was amiss.
The zombie was moving!
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So that's the beginning of my first fanfic. Anyway I'm holding a poll. Who should I kill first?
