Disclaimer: We own almost everything in this chapter! Except, of course, the Wheel of Time characters.unfortunately... and the idea of the Charcoal Show..and the fish..well, I said ALMOST everything.

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The Tiny-Piece-Of-Charcoal-That-Grows-Smaller-And-Smaller-As-The-Show-Grows- Older-Because-We-Use-It-To-Write-The-Show Show!

In short, welcome to The Charcoal Show!!!!

I have a fish! Fish! Fish! It's name is Jim! Jim! Jim! I think it drowned! Drowned! Drowned! 'Cause it can't swim! Swim! Swim!

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Weasel: HI PEOPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scribble: Weasel, there's nobody watching.

Weasel: There is too somebody watching!

Scribble: Who? The audience stands are empty. E-M-P-T-Y.

Weasel: Uh..they're all invisible!

Scribble: Whatever. I think the reason nobody's watching is because they don't know what this is about.

Weasel: Well I do.

Scribble: Does anybody out there know what this is about?

Weasel: I do! I do!

Scribble: Call 555-5555 if you know!

Weasel: *Takes out cell phone and begins dialing* Let's see, what was the number again?

Scribble: That's 555-5555. Call if you know!

Weasel: *Dials frantically, but before she can press call, the phone rings!* NOOOOOO! Don't pick it..SCRIBBLE!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Scribble: *Picks up phone* Hello! You've reached the Charcoal Show! I'm Scribble, and who is this that we are speaking to?

Buttered-Onions: Buttered-Onions.

Scribble: Hello, Buttered-Onions! Do you have any idea what the Charcoal Show is about?

Buttered-Onions: Two insane people trying to make money?

Weasel: I'M NOT INSANE!!!!!!! I'm just special.

Scribble: Shut up, Weasel, I'm on the phone.

Weasel: O.O

Scribble: Anyway, Buttered-Onions, I hate to break it to you, but the Charcoal Show is not about two insane people trying to make money.

Buttered-Onions: Darn!

Scribble: It's just about one.

Weasel: Hey!!!!!!!

Scribble and Buttered-Onions: *laugh*

Weasel: -_- Shut up.

Scribble: No. The show is, in fact, very similar to the Pencil Show and the Sharpie Show, only instead of torturing Lord of the Rings Characters.

Weasel: Which rule!

Scribble: Or His Dark Materials Characters

Weasel: Which still rule, but not as much.

Scribble: It's about the Wheel of Time characters!

Buttered-Onions: It is?

Weasel: Yes! It is!!!!!

Scribble: And we need you, the audience and people watching the show, to let us know what you'd like to see the characters reveal!

Weasel: We kidnap-I mean, star-completely random Wheel of Time characters.

Scribble: And force them to reveal their most hideous secrets!

Both: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Buttered-Onions: Ok, both of you are scaring me now.

Scribble: Sorry.

Weasel: That's our job. *Gets whapped by Scribble's phone. In the process, Scribble accidently hangs up*

Scribble: Oops. Oh well. So send in your questions, all you people out there, because we have absolutely no idea what to ask!

Weasel: Yeah, because Scribble is stupid. *Ducks Scribble's phone*

Scribble: Well, that's it for now. Next time, the show will have a definite location.

Weasel: Yeah, we haven't figured that out yet.

Scribble: See you next time on

Both: THE CHARCOAL SHOW!!!!!

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You heard us! We DESPERATELY need questions! Our first "star" will be the Dragon Reborn, Rand Al'Thor! Send in your questions, people! You can do that just by reviewing! There's a little button down there that you press.but I think you can all figure that out without my help.review so we can write the next episode and get it to all you people! ^_^

The smart one,

Scribble

The insane one:

Weasel Hey, Scribble! That wasn't very nice.

The smart one says: You're right. But it's true.

The insane one says: Well, I don't think.

The smart one says: And that is REALLY all the time we have. Goodbye peoples, and remember: REVIEW!!!!!

The insane one: Hey, it says I'm insane again! I don't like it when you do th.